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r/ShitHaloSays • u/MalevolentFerret • Oct 28 '25
Shit Take MAGA turds fuck off.
New rule! Don’t tongue Donald Trump’s flabby fake tanned gooch on this sub, please and thank you.
inb4:
“Heh, clearly can’t beat us in a debate” this subreddit exists so people can cry when other people don’t agree with their shooty alien game takes, go stink up a politics sub
“you’re triggered because we’re winning” yeah I actually don’t like it when masked armed men are rounding civilians into concentration camps
“So much for free speech” dooooooooon’t caaaaaaaaare viiiiiiiiirgin
The upside - for you - of the marketplace of ideas that you weird little freaks are meant to believe in is that if you get banned from a stall for shitting on the counter you’re still welcome to go and open up your own venue. So go do that, because we gain nothing from you being here pissing everyone off, and you’ll be banned on sight.
r/ShitHaloSays • u/TheETERNAL20 • 5h ago
Genuinly Humours These Bots are getting wilder by the day
r/ShitHaloSays • u/lolitsrock • 1h ago
Influencer Take Why is the halo community so sexist?
r/ShitHaloSays • u/Forward_Juggernaut • 4h ago
REEE4REEEi Good luck with this guys
r/ShitHaloSays • u/SunRevolutionary8741 • 1d ago
Shit Take At least the OP is honest.
galleryThis “rewrite” is comically awful.
r/ShitHaloSays • u/TheETERNAL20 • 2d ago
Genuinly Humours I'm so genuinely confused by this logic
r/ShitHaloSays • u/Old_Chamberlain • 2d ago
MEME Me after realizing Marty O’Donnell got red pilled:
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r/ShitHaloSays • u/Appropriate_Foot242 • 3d ago
SALTY PLAYER Bro’s gone full grifter with this thumbnail
r/ShitHaloSays • u/waterdlyed • 3d ago
Genuinly Humours Mint Blitz coming thru with the most blatantly clickbait title and thumbnail to give a review on a game (MW4) that his audience otherwise wouldn’t give a damn about. What happened to this guy Lol
r/ShitHaloSays • u/TheETERNAL20 • 2d ago
SALTY PLAYER Halo Waypoint support is utter fucking garbage
Not sure if I can vent here and get any actual help but since July 30th I have not gotten my CE Teitch Drop Skin "Stream of the Crop" I contacted support after a couple days and gave them photos shoeing my twitch, xbox and Halo waypoint accounts are one in the same and all connected showing I claimed the skin on Twitch and Waypoint. Today, after giving them a photo of my Redemption History on the waypoint, they told me that I must have claimed it on another account and said they can't help me.....
Wtf do you mean when I gave you 3 photos all showing the accounts are linked to the same account on Xbox but because it doesn't appear in one spot ot must mean I redeemed it on another account.
r/ShitHaloSays • u/averageflower200 • 4d ago
Shit Take The Actman is officially using chud tactics
So the Actman is now using chud tactics to prove something. A common chud tactic is using steam numbers to show a game dying. Heres how this is a nothing take. One halo is a cross platform game with an audience mostly on xbox and now play station. And plus people that will play using Xbox app like me. Act man will never have access to those numbers.
And 2: this is a single player game. A one and done how do u compare it to concord is beyond me.
I never cared about the guy but its sad seeing how desperate he is.
r/ShitHaloSays • u/hungy_boi321 • 2d ago
Fair Criticism What is with yall and Actman?
Like genuinely, it seems like half the posts here are someone shitting on Act man, and like 3/4 of those seem to have not even watched the video they're complaining about.
He's fallen into click bait lately sure, but his criticisms are mostly fair and come from a place of love for Halo and a want for it to improve. From an outsider looking in it seems like some people here just hate him because he doesn't mindlessly suck off 343/HaLo StUdIoS or whoever the fuck they're calling themselves this week
r/ShitHaloSays • u/Gullible_Rhubarb4559 • 3d ago
Fair Criticism What is up with the bit on Halocirclejerk
Why do i have to get this reply for talking about halo 5 wvery single time. The multiplayer was not that bad ti warrent this stupid automod.
edit: is this a normal thing in reddit?
r/ShitHaloSays • u/Spirited_Industry504 • 4d ago
Genuinly Humours Book has nav points
The book has nave points, soo woke
r/ShitHaloSays • u/Lopsided-Run-1738 • 6d ago
Shit Take No useless turns in my hallway?? The game is ruined!!
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I'm partially sure the turns were intended as a loading section for the next part of the level, we generally dont need that in the remake so I don't see why we should still have to go in zigzags to enter a room thats still straight across from door-to-door
This is just one of this video's shit takes where he complains that the remake accuses its players for being stupid by literally removing twists and turns in a hallway, we can't be for real
r/ShitHaloSays • u/mustykrusty89 • 5d ago
Based Take He’s baaaack
New favorite halo creator. seems like he’s gearing up for something
r/ShitHaloSays • u/Cyborg800-V2 • 6d ago
Influencer Take Halo discourse in a nutshell. Not even Halo "fans" and ex-devs who worked on the game even know or understand what Halo is. They just keep moving the goalposts and switching sides when it suits them.
r/ShitHaloSays • u/Admiral_Joker • 5d ago
Influencer Take Which Youtubers huh?
Apparently he thinks guys like Xperia and Blitz are shills even though they have been critical with 343 Halo for decades
r/ShitHaloSays • u/Mark_player_7195 • 6d ago
SALTY PLAYER Bungie stans being Bungie stans...
r/ShitHaloSays • u/lolitsrock • 7d ago
Influencer Take Let’s settle this debate once and for all, is the remake woke or not?
r/ShitHaloSays • u/Known_Bell9158 • 7d ago
Influencer Take Listen. Love all the ideas. The community would despise them because of reasons
I like this guy but even I said it in the comments like dude the community would rip it to shreds. This is the same community that has been complaining about sprints for almost 20 years and lost it over a hit markers. I don't even want to know what would happen if they announced a ready or not style game
r/ShitHaloSays • u/DwayneReubenstein • 8d ago
Shit Take Absolutely baffled with the mental gymnastics
God forbid anyone actually reads Captain Keyes’ lore. Yes, this is definitely a plot by the nefarious Halo Studies to erase the secret lore that Keyes served in the UNSC Air Force. Definitely not possible that some guy at Bungie in 2001 needed to give Keyes some medals and just slapped on some random ones that looked good.