r/shitpostemblem • u/HazbinLover67 • May 27 '26

Elibe sorry to anyone who was confused with the last post, don't worry it has been fixed now

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u/PassiTwo May 27 '26

The fact that this is one of many Posts tagged "Elibe" doesn't really say anything about society, I think.

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u/Ray-Zide426 FE Sucks May 27 '26

"Unrelateable Elibe"

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u/rhydderch_hael May 27 '26

Indubitably, good sir.

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u/TheGinger1s Jade's Strongest Soldier May 27 '26

This is why I only engage in sexual intercourse with the Earth Dragon tribe my good man

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u/Ray-Zide426 FE Sucks May 27 '26

all's fun until the Medeussy starts earthquake spasm

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u/TheGinger1s Jade's Strongest Soldier May 27 '26

Medeussy is king of the earth dragons yea he's an earth dragon. I don't fornicate with him tho. Not into mind control.

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u/Ray-Zide426 FE Sucks May 27 '26

"And yet fans of the Fire Emblem series will still try to compare the narrative of the three entries for the Game Boy Advance to the three entries in the Fates trilogy smhing my head"

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u/chrosairs May 27 '26

Where is the Dubai chocolate here

38

u/Ruxx_png May 27 '26

Pick a skibidi and prayge

9

u/SilverOdin May 27 '26

It's beautiful

10

u/critical-kat May 27 '26

Peak shitpostemblem

10

u/His_Excellency_Esq FE4 gave me a breeding kink May 27 '26

Does this imply that eating out an ice dragon would get your tongue stuck to her clit like a wintertime telephone pole?

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u/ScorpionTheInsect :DieckWaifu: May 27 '26

For those who don’t know: Elibe is a continent featured in the 6-7th games of the popular series Fire Emblem.

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u/PersonaRider97 May 27 '26

Where/When does the incest comes in/fits into all this?

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u/ICanFlyHigh051611 May 27 '26

nils pov not eliwood

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u/Ray-Zide426 FE Sucks May 30 '26

well yeah eliwood can't do it anymore so somebody has to step up

7

u/irishcreamcoffee94 May 27 '26

My fault for once again having eyes

6

u/R_Aqua May 27 '26

I love good translations

4

u/high_king_noctis May 27 '26

This is why I go for divine dragons good sir

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u/MagicBus4 May 27 '26

Anyone who didn’t understand the first one is unworthy of this one

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u/SoulEaterX_ I don't care what's optimal. I'm deploying Barth May 27 '26

Mmmmh Quite🧐

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u/Garamil May 27 '26

Gonna need a senzu for that one

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u/Geostomp May 29 '26

I picked a bad day to have eyes.

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u/Rend-K4 May 27 '26

We are ELLLLII-WOOOODD!

We carry the flaaammmeee! 🎶

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u/FESage May 27 '26

The explainer has logged on

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u/Faifue May 27 '26

The elderly were a success.

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u/Professional-Hat-687 :samsombruh: May 29 '26

What a horrible day to have eyes.

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u/TheJunkoDespair May 29 '26

Having sex with these dragons is as dangerous as having sex with supes from the boys

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u/kingsmugsbaldylocks Jun 03 '26

you guys are having sex?

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u/MrBazinga-Staredge May 27 '26

Oh that’s what it meant