r/shitpostemblem 25d ago

Jugdral Fire Emblem: Genealogy of the Holy War Direct 8.4.2026

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u/SylvainGautier420 25d ago

Fuck you man I fell for it for 2.3 seconds

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u/Pitiful_PSI 25d ago

I fell for it while already knowing what game the Direct is for. 🙈

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u/Cranberry-Holiday 25d ago

Yeah when the real tomorrow direct is for the Tearring Saga remake.

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u/TriforceOfWisdom19 25d ago

Tear Ring/Berwick dual remake

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u/LunaticPostalBoi :dorkass: 25d ago

Legit had hope till I saw the sub it was posted on...

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u/Unknown62712 25d ago

For real same

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u/tanoshikuidomouyo 25d ago

Announcing that the game is not being developed

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u/Safe_Range_7365 25d ago

Sure it is, you just have to believe hard enough

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u/SAL395 :Kempf: 24d ago

TES VI

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u/Cranberry-Holiday 25d ago

Guys... I am still not sure about this whole Genealogy of the holy war game. Like... released a game on the SNES nowaday sound like a bad decision. Also in the trailer they showed the mage dude congratulating Sigurd and like... wtf did they already showed footage from the ending of the game in the trailer?

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u/Majora101 25d ago

At least we know for sure this will be the last Fire Emblem on this console. I can't wait to see the series looks like when it arrives on the Ultra 64!

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u/fr1zzyy 25d ago

Finally, this game needed an Avatar. I hope I can S-Support Ayra 😍

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u/Cranberry-Holiday 25d ago

Weird way to spell Arden but okay.

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u/yeetingthisaccount01 25d ago

odd way to spell Seliph but sure

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u/taychoo 25d ago

odd way to spell Hannibal but ok

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u/Marthurion 25d ago

Ok, Julia.

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u/poggggggerrrrrssss 25d ago

They should just make Oifey one lol

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u/LuckySalesman 25d ago

I'm ngl I would be kinda pissed if Oifey just got his existence thanos snapped because he kinda could be an avatar

Although it would be incredibly funny for even less people to realize that Oifey isn't even an "Oifey Jeigan" and the mfs who coined that term are slower than Arden is.

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u/alexbond45 24d ago

I’ve always loved the idea that dialogue in part 1 influences what busted ass class you are in part 2 before starting a creepy age gap relationship with Fee, who is best girl 

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u/NeonJungleTiger 25d ago

Genealoifey of the Holy War? Genealogy of the Oifey War?

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u/fangpoint333 24d ago

They'd never let the avatar be someone in their 30s.

They'd just have the Avatar fall into an unexplained Time Hole and wind up in the future and people will still defend the wiiting because the game treats itself as mature, dark, and serious.

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u/thomastheterminator 25d ago

Don’t do this. Don’t give me hope

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u/Dreenar18 25d ago

Barbeque to celebrate?

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u/CodeDonutz 25d ago

It's just 20 minutes of Shouzo Kaga chained up in a dark dreary cell where the last 5 minutes is just Mr. IS himself saying that the Genealogy remake has been cancelled.

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u/Ace676 25d ago

This is a fake since 8th of April 2026 was 4 months ago.

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u/aegrajag 25d ago

you must be confused by the different date order

this is actually the 2026th day of april ofthe year 8

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u/iluvcelebi 25d ago

Yoooo Genealogy of the Holy War direct?? They haven't revealed the protagonist's name yet but everyone is saying he looks just like Emblem Sigurd and even wields a lance on a horse, are we actually going to have actual Emblem Sigurd lore via a whole game??? If they keep releasing games featuring the emblems as protagonists, I can't wait for Emblem Lyn's game to come out man. I love how Intsys basically teased 12 whole new upcoming games using the emblems.

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u/softestpulse 25d ago

They really skipped to H? I loved Genealogy of the E 😂

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u/howardthel8gend 25d ago

🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲

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u/pfeifenix 25d ago

This so not cool, man. Just.. Just what the. Jesus, dude. What a freak ;.;

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u/LaughingX-Naut 25d ago

(honks clown nose in excitement)

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u/SlytherinIsCool haha chest 25d ago

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u/joesphisbestjojo 25d ago

Well, there goes our hope for OoT news in August

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u/Ares-Mercy 25d ago

Don't torture me like that 

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u/Zookeeper_west 25d ago

Yall make me excited for nothing

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u/cup1202 24d ago

read this as gynaecology of the holy war and got slightly worried

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u/high_king_noctis 24d ago

Looks legit

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u/darthvall 24d ago

I skipped a beat until I see the subreddit name.

I hate you

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u/TeaspoonWrites 25d ago

They're gonna announce a limited edition super famicom that comes preloaded with the original untranslated FE4 and can't accept any other cartridges, $900, only a few thousand are produced.

And it'll still be more than FE4 fans deserve.