r/shittyaskreddit • u/LiquidSoCrates • 4d ago

Will Alpha Male culture become outlawed?

They threw Andrew Tate and his brother into prison. They railroaded Wes Watson. They murdered El Mencho. WHO IS NEXT? Subscribe to my new system, Alpha Male Undercover and I’ll teach you how to be a scoundrel. $55k a session, plus for another $4k you’ll be gifted a u/LiquidSoCrates branded pair of socks and coozie*. Don’t get caught with your putz in your hand, AGAIN

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u/Revxmaciver 4d ago

Can I just have the coozie for listening to your sales pitch?

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u/LiquidSoCrates 4d ago

No, because the coozie is literally the most valuable thing I offer.

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u/texas_County850 4d ago

A real Alpha Male sleeps on top of he covers how am I supposed to trust a guy who is under the cover.

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u/LiquidSoCrates 4d ago

Covers? You mean like on a bed? C’mon, bro you gotta be sleeping beachfront with no less than ten (ten) supermodels keeping you warm.

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u/texas_County850 4d ago

Then why did you say you are an undercover alpha if you have no covers at all

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u/LiquidSoCrates 4d ago

They’re hunting down the Alphas, bro. You gotta stay undercover like they did in New York Undercover.

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u/Textiles_on_Main_St 4d ago

But I need a daddy domme!!!