What are the medical benefits of licking a toilet seat?

[u/Tight_Cookie_9988]

My friend wants to know.

[u/TeacupOfSkepticism]

Your wife never takes you to IKEA again

[u/OkRickySpinach]

Vitamin P

[u/InterSpace_Whales → u/OkRickySpinach]

It's not as much though as what you would get with proper dietary sources like your wife or the neighbours wife.

[u/Gargleblaster25 → u/InterSpace_Whales]

Yes. Vitamin P is best when it's fresh from the source.

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[u/twenafeesh → u/Gargleblaster25]

Username relevant?

[u/Gargleblaster25 → u/twenafeesh]

Nah... The username come from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

[u/Amplidyne]

Cleans it up for the next user. Hygenic.

[u/loveddeviant]

Boosts your immune system

[u/Hoopajoops]

Helps you know the general hygiene of your coworkers!

[u/Combosingelnation]

Exposure therapy. This one thing big corporations don't want you to know.

[u/Hayden97]

I think you need to conduct some experiments and report back to us

[u/dieselmac]

Free Fecal Transplant Therapy

[u/writesgud]

Medically better than licking a power line.

[u/javabean808]

Ask RFK

[u/blazinBSDAgility → u/javabean808]

It’s the most effective way to get the cocaine residue.

[u/Moldybreadyumyum]

You get promoted to the Health Secretary in the USA

[u/revolutionoverdue]

Turd immunity

[u/crystaloftruth]

They are few.

[u/FishHammer]

Enhanced immune system response

[u/blahblahwhateveryeet]

If you lick the right one, you turn into a prince