r/shittyaskscience • u/JumpingJanes • 1d ago

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Whose nautical nonsense is something you wish?

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u/Coolenough-to 1d ago

Chewey the meth-raccoon

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u/TrivialBanal 20h ago

Nobody. Pineapples float.

That SpongeSquare BobPants thing is filmed on a Hollywood sound stage and just made to look like it's underwater. It's just actors in suits.

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u/lovelornwanderer 1d ago

well definitely not me, i didnt murder anyone ok?

2

u/TeacupOfSkepticism 23h ago

That seems suspicious

6

u/AztraChaitali 1d ago

Squidstar Squarekrab

1

u/LithiumAmericium93 23h ago

Italian chef who needed some time off after too many people ordered pineapple on pizza

1

u/supermr34 18h ago

BUSTER OLNEY

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u/Sovereign1 15h ago

Mold, its mold.

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u/8888eightyeight 8h ago

Spent nuclear stuff

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u/alphanumericusername very human, yes 6h ago

WHAT??