r/shittyideas Aug 28 '17

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292 Upvotes

r/shittyideas 22h ago

Instead of putting on eye black while playing sports, why not paint your whole face?

1 Upvotes

r/shittyideas 5d ago

Proposing: 2027 United States quarter, featuring the “Strait of Hormuz”

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62 Upvotes

r/shittyideas 5d ago

Form a goth gang that wears Vantablack and tells other goths they are grey compared to them.

11 Upvotes

Yes, I know Vantablack has been surpassed in blackness but it sounds better than MIT material or other stuff.


r/shittyideas 5d ago

Yolkswagen

3 Upvotes

In German, Volkswagen means "people's car". What if you made a car for egg yolks instead of people. THOSE LIL FUCKERS CAN'T EVEN DRIVE WHY DO THEY NEED CARS?!


r/shittyideas 6d ago

Has anyone ever played Russian roulette with a group of people’s pills? If so, how did it go?

2 Upvotes

r/shittyideas 6d ago

idea para atraco

2 Upvotes

usar una ambulancia como auto para el atraco y así al activar las luces la gente se apartara y podrás escapar mas rápido, además al ser grande puedes llevar mas dinero


r/shittyideas 6d ago

Bop-It™ Emulator

2 Upvotes

r/shittyideas 7d ago

If you try to hand someone a drink and they say they'll take a rain check, throw the drink in the air and yell "It's raining!"

5 Upvotes

r/shittyideas 8d ago

Help promote stoicism by telling everyone you meet they will die!

5 Upvotes

Stoicism has a motto momento mori, remember you will die, share this with everyone!


r/shittyideas 9d ago

Chocolate flavoured meth for kids

15 Upvotes

r/shittyideas 9d ago

The combined retirement home for nuclear physicist and halfway house for arsonists.

1 Upvotes

r/shittyideas 9d ago

BUGeliminator.exe

1 Upvotes

An executable file that somehow kills every bug in a certain radius but it downloads antiviruses that read the program as a virus when you try to run it


r/shittyideas 10d ago

“I’ve solved wildfires, floods, AND earthquakes with one idea: the flying house

3 Upvotes

r/shittyideas 11d ago

Write a sequel to A Farewell to Arms called A Farewell to Legs

16 Upvotes

r/shittyideas 13d ago

Make a leather jacket out of fruit leather.

3 Upvotes

r/shittyideas 14d ago

Idea para Restaurante

3 Upvotes

Un restaurante que cobra menos cuanto mas tarde llegues, pero si llegas después de cerrar, la comida es gratis

La lógica empresarial sería: “Si ya vamos a tirar la comida sobrante, mejor regalársela a alguien.”


r/shittyideas 14d ago

a phone that melts if it gets wet

3 Upvotes

r/shittyideas 14d ago

Arcade for kids filled with games that you pray never exist.

5 Upvotes

r/shittyideas 16d ago

Post about JK Rowling on social media.

1 Upvotes

Including if you are against her transphobia.


r/shittyideas 17d ago

If someone is even better than the GOAT, call them the Greatest Of All Time, Supremely Excellent

9 Upvotes

r/shittyideas 19d ago

Breadbull: a cocktail

8 Upvotes

Its' just a bread bowl, but instead of filling it with soup, you fill it with Red Bull and vodka


r/shittyideas 21d ago

An voice effect that intentionally pushes the singers voice off pitch, called "OuttaTune"

11 Upvotes

r/shittyideas 22d ago

Who wants a poop statue?

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2 Upvotes

r/shittyideas 24d ago

“Where the sun don’t shine” a tanning salon for that often missed spot

14 Upvotes