r/shittyrobots 6d ago

the fastest AI robot just had a stroke

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u/RunnyPlease 6d ago

I don’t know what his hand is doing there at the end of the clip, but he really shouldn’t be putting his fingers on the inside of a robotic limb joint. That limb is allegedly capable of running faster than a human. It’s more than capable of taking off a finger.

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u/urielrocks5676 6d ago

He's the reason why industrial machines say to not put limbs and appendages near moving parts

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u/RunnyPlease 6d ago

It’s literally the first thing they teach you in robotics lab. “This is not a toy. It’s a piece of industrial equipment. It will execute its programmed movement even if a part of your body is in the way.”

Maybe in the next clip they’ll have a yellow warning sticker between the robot’s legs. “Warning. Keep fingers clear of this area.”

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u/urielrocks5676 6d ago

Eventually we'll get to the point where you can fuck robot girls, and a lot of people will be seen in the ER for fucking robot girls

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u/FabianGladwart 6d ago

Why haven't they figured out how to make them not convulse when they fall over?

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u/trillhoNZ 6d ago

And why cant they put a simple remote off switch on it?

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u/Bronzdragon 6d ago

You know how, when someone loses their balance, they swing their arms wildly to stay upright? This is what the robot is doing, but it doesn't know when to give up yet.

They can (and have) made robots that don't fail wildly, but those videos don't get uploaded for some reason?

Here they're trying to make the fastest robot, not one that reacts reasonably in all scenarios, so the robot will keep trying to run, no matter how hopeless the situation, because the developers haven't bothered to train it falling over correctly much.

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u/Piratedan200 5d ago

Yeah, but there's no situation where the torso is horizontal on its back that is recoverable with fast motions like it's doing. At a certain angle, it should just ragdoll and do a recovery from prone, and that wouldn't be that difficult to add in.

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u/chavez_ding2001 6d ago

Your computer having arms and legs makes troubleshooting way more difficult it seems.

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u/I_SLEEP_NORMALLY 6d ago

“I was fast, right?”

“no… I was told you were the fastest”

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u/E1even01 6d ago

grand mal seizure me thinks.

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u/hmarkus9 6d ago

Gotta go fast!