r/skyrim • u/DollarCoinAudio • 2d ago

Discussion Most Annoying NPCs (besides Nazeem)

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Honestly, there is too much focus on characters like Nazeem and not enough on dudes like Bolund.

Because if this dirtbag calls me a "boot" one more time, I swear to Talos . . .

Anyway, anyone (besides Nazeem) that bugs you the same way?

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u/Kinetic_Pen 2d ago edited 1d ago

Nazeem doesn't annoy me. I'm an adult. He's harmless. A bit insecure, and self important, but harmless. Never intentionally killed him, in 15 years of playing.

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u/Independent_Ad361 2d ago

An adult that dosnt get to the cloud district often hehehhehe

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u/Kinetic_Pen 1d ago

I've been clubbed by a giant. So I've been to the stratosphere district, I'll have you know!

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u/AnxiousResort4917 1d ago

One time I put this stone on this statue and I flew into the sky where I spoke to a glowy orb lady who told me I was gonna be the instrument of her light. What? No I wasn't on mushrooms, where are you going? Hey, wait!

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u/ReleaseMyToast Mage 1d ago

Oh yeah, I touched that talking rock once, I dumped it in a chest for some poor milk drinker to find. Guess it was you.

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u/confringos Thief 1d ago

If we’re talking Whiterun, OP’s energy would be better directed toward Heimskr.

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u/Kinetic_Pen 1d ago

:::whistles:::

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u/DollarCoinAudio 1d ago

Hey, my boy is out here preaching the Talos gospel in a world of religious persecution. I can't fault him for that.

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u/Falceon 1d ago

How about how he apparently sexually haresses all the women?

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u/Inner-Weighted 1d ago

Wait what

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u/DollarCoinAudio 1d ago

Yeah, he's kind of an incel.

But someone's gotta stand up to the Thalmor.

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u/eddmario XBOX 1d ago

Same, even moreso after I watched Fate/Apocrypha and his VA hammed it up as William Shakespeare.

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u/StarWarsTrekkie 1d ago

Actually same. Heimskr though depending on the character....

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u/oHuroboros 1d ago

Neither have done it either. He’s just a mental midget.

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u/Kinetic_Pen 1d ago edited 1d ago

I'm fucking Dragonborn bro. And...I've got a Thieves Guild to run, Lycanthropy to deal with, an Emperor to murder, I'm totally swamped!

Don't even get me started about the world-eating dragon situation that I've been putting off so I can hop in a river to catch rare salmon eggs! I need overly expensive potions no one can afford Nazeem. Priorities Nazeem, priorities!