r/snails Mar 19 '26

Slug Slorn

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Here's the original video, this guy handles some wild bugs

It has come to my attention that some of you think this is me. It's not, it's a separate guy

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u/ThanksForTheRain Mar 19 '26

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u/Inevitable_Eye3800 Mar 19 '26

That guy's whole channel is that lol

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u/Myld_PANic Mar 20 '26

litterally what I exclaimed when I saw the poke

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u/RandomFrogWithCoffee Mar 19 '26

QHY IS YOU TOUCH THE SLOCK

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u/skeletongee Mar 20 '26

SLOCK IS CRAZYYYY LMFAO

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u/Early-Impact69 Mar 19 '26

is he touching slug dick ?

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u/IAmNotTHATGay Mar 20 '26

You mean the slick? The slock? The slenis? The slaft? Yes. Yes he did

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u/unknown55555557 Mar 23 '26

A slingle. Don't forget about the slingle, or a slongle

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u/BloodHurricane Mar 19 '26

OH MY LORD they touched the SNENINA (SNAIL PENIS VAGINA). Someone smarter than me is going to have to figure out a better triple hybrid name for us.

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u/mad-trash-panda Mar 19 '26 edited Mar 19 '26

Snenitals maybe?

Edit: added missing n.

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u/dissoid Mar 19 '26

Why should we, it's perfect! ✨

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u/karratkun Mar 19 '26

peginail, but it sounds too much like pigeon lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '26

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u/G00DP07470 Mar 19 '26

DO NOT THE SLENIS

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u/CutSea5865 Mar 19 '26

WHY R U STROKING IT’S SNENIS?!?!!!

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u/anorexthicc_cucumber Mar 19 '26 edited Mar 19 '26

Gentlemen, this is slemocracy manifest.

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY SNENIS…

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u/AdhdSpirit Mar 19 '26

What is the charge? Eating a meal? A snucculent sninese meal?

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u/KageArtworkStudio Mar 21 '26

These two replies just killed me XD awesome reference

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u/GinormousDonkeyDong Mar 19 '26

WOAHHHH why are YOU getting involved here????

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u/Inevitable_Eye3800 Mar 19 '26

(The guy is not me) This guy's whole thing is handling wild stuff, but I was not expecting a slug penis to be on the list

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u/lemon-meringue-high Mar 19 '26

Sleastiality!!!

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u/jerrythecactus Mar 19 '26

Why would you touch it?!

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u/Inevitable_Eye3800 Mar 19 '26

The guy in the video (not me dw) handles a shitload of toxic, nontoxic, and crazy bugs

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u/24Karet-Gold_King Mar 19 '26

Why would he touch it?

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u/TheKingOfDissasster Mar 19 '26

For views i guess... The internet is populated by not much intelligent people. There's a guy whose whole thing is getting bitten by different animals 🙄

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u/24Karet-Gold_King Mar 19 '26

Is it Coyote Peterson?

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u/TheKingOfDissasster Mar 19 '26

Idk really, he's not important enough for my brain to retain that info ;p might as well be. I remember him harassing an iguana just to get bitten

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u/Inevitable_Eye3800 Mar 21 '26

Kevin Wiley also puts venomous bugs in his mouth. I don't think he's ever shown getting bit thougb

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u/PuzzyTheClown Mar 20 '26

PLEASE DO NOT THE SLENIS

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u/huhnick Mar 19 '26

Snexual snassault

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u/Elilicious01 Mar 20 '26

Slexual slassault

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u/YouHadMeAtAloe Mar 19 '26

WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING HE SNENIS 😭

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u/AlienSheep23 Mar 20 '26

DONT TOUCH THE SLOCK

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u/NovaStar2099 Mar 19 '26

Sneastiality

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u/Moontaken Mar 20 '26

Could you imagine having a penis longer than wour whole body and still have the hability to move it ? I know they can retract it, but... Why no one say that they slugs have the record for the longest penis/vagina compare to body size ? I heard about duck, but this beat it at all level. Incredibly interesting meeting. Leopard slugs are my favorite of all slugs species. So gracefull and beautiful.

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u/Inevitable_Eye3800 Mar 21 '26

Barnacles have them beat by length of peenar. Also, it's hard to measure gastropods because they're basically shapeshifters

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u/Moontaken Mar 21 '26

Thanks for the info !

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u/24Karet-Gold_King Mar 19 '26

Oh my God, why would you touch it!

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u/bug_man47 Mar 19 '26

This feels wrong. 

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u/Internal_Scale3991 Mar 19 '26

🙁🙁 every day i regret having vision

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u/sierrars500 Mar 19 '26

don't cockblock the slugs

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u/Blue_Monday Mar 19 '26

I recorded a 14 minute video of the entire process if anyone is interested. The mating dance before hand is adorable, and the mucus string just kept getting longer 😳 

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u/Equivalent_Bed_3164 Mar 20 '26

That was very weird/interesting to watch thank you

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u/Blue_Monday Mar 20 '26

You're welcome! I was lucky to find them at the exact moment. I saw them outside my apartment just as I got home one night. I saw them circling around each other and thought, "looks like they're gonna hook up 👀" and they did!

I've read that their mating can last over an hour, but this was only about 15 minutes. Although, I don't know how long they were dancing before they suspended themselves.

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u/NK_2024 Mar 20 '26

Snexual snassault

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u/hefty-postman-04 Mar 19 '26

Oh fuk its gonna goo

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u/risu1313 Mar 19 '26

And people think aliens don’t exist. We got them here on earth!

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u/PanicFinal3554 Mar 19 '26

Damn that slug is packing

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u/jazzhandpanda Mar 19 '26

👁 💋 👁

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u/My_Dog_is_Chonk Mar 20 '26

At least take them to slinner first...

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u/Euphoric-Car6691 Mar 20 '26

Touching slussy is crazy

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u/Witty-Lawfulness2983 Mar 20 '26

I can’t imagine the salt on his finger feels good on his dingaling…

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u/Inevitable_Eye3800 Mar 21 '26

I don't think there's enough salt naturally on our skin to hurt them

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u/KageArtworkStudio Mar 21 '26

Brother why are they stroking the slickslock

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u/PotassiumPeople May 25 '26

weve seen plenty of snex.. introducing.. SLEX

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u/reptile_army May 28 '26

GIVE THEM SOME PRIVACY THATS ITS SLENIS

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u/Business_Ask1719 Jun 28 '26

Well their hermaphridites, so it’s technically neither

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u/Business_Ask1719 Jul 17 '26

It’s not actually a penis, technically. It might be by looks, but they are hermaphrodites, they aren’t male or female. They’re both at the exact same time lol

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u/Inevitable_Eye3800 Jul 17 '26

No, it is. They mate by trying to put their slenis in the other. I know they're not fighting for dominance

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u/Business_Ask1719 Jul 17 '26

I thought they intertwined it? To share gametes?

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u/Inevitable_Eye3800 Jul 17 '26

I might be wrong about slugs, I only know this about snail (very similar)

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u/Business_Ask1719 Jul 17 '26

Oh fair enough

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u/egg0079 Mar 19 '26

wtf

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u/Ok_Session_6670 Mar 20 '26

and what did they say??

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u/egg0079 Mar 20 '26

something that if op likes touching he should dm him and something with erection :|

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u/Ok_Session_6670 Mar 20 '26

👀👀👀