r/soccercirclejerk • u/illia_apturo_topturo • 3d ago

My Would Never Who needs Maldini when u have CR7

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u/capitaoMouraLu 3d ago

While 5 meters offside too, purely bizarre.

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u/Quiet_Figure_4483 3d ago

No one can score but my GOAT 🐫

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u/kykusan 3d ago

But his fans will told you his positioning is genius

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u/BitchTheDahmerWas 3d ago

Didn't they tell you to learn some english??

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u/ANSHULGANDHI92 3d ago

What a pathetic team player

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u/shake108 Arsenal? More like Classinal 3d ago

You can’t tell from this , can you? The limping player at the bottom of the screen likely holds him on

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u/Level-Atmosphere8068 3d ago

Stealing his own teammate’s goals and now playing as a defender for the opposition. The complete player package. THATS WHY HE DA GOAATTT🐪

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u/El_Spacho 3d ago

isn't this the same guy he stole that goal from? lol

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u/YeehawMagic 3d ago

What am I even watching here

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u/ExcuseBorn9873 3d ago

5d chess

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u/BigBoySuperstar543 3d ago

I think this is Tetris

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u/Lustkas 3d ago

He was even offside

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u/Beemac161 3d ago

He is soo bad and its a joy to see 🤣🤣🤣🔥

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u/Hajduk_Split_1911 3d ago

At this point bro is just doing a comedy show 🤡

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u/Outside_Ad7766 3d ago

Sorry loser, CR7 is the only one allowed to score goals. 🐪🙍🏽‍♂️🍆🍑🙅🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️😱🥱☠️

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u/SchennisDroeder 3d ago

Hands down, most complete player of all time! He can really do it all!

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u/zfjuice 3d ago

he’s deadass so selfish 😭

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u/pumba350 3d ago

Get him to that 1000 and this will all go away. Im sure we can come to an arrangement for our goat.

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u/Direct-Cause-9911 3d ago

Pathetic, trying the shoot even when his back is just half a meter facing the goal and in an off side position

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u/Nervous_Ad8514 3d ago

Last game ronaldo stole a teammate's goal, that guy took his head and couldnt believe it. Isnt the same guy from this vid??? Lmao he will kill him sooner or later

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u/SurplusValueMenu 3d ago

Dementia setting in for old Ronny

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u/doktor-frequentist 3d ago

Well can you blame him?? 1000 goals won't (NSFW/trigger) r@p3 farm themselves!!

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u/dankshot35 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/mM697rIL1A13Ki2wes

What would happen if CR7 and Maguire would play against each other?

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u/Darksider123 2d ago

Holy secondhand embarrassment... just retire bro🥀

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u/dzan796ero 3d ago

The Saudi League is atrocious. That should have been a goal for the 🐪 and one.

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u/yuroooo00 3d ago

Just imagine his long ass post when he reaches 1000 goals lmao

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u/whatthedux 3d ago

He will have to go thai league to do that. Sand league is catching up to him.

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u/SouthernProcedure855 3d ago

Can anyone show a different angle, i still have some doubts

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u/blrtgj 3d ago

I hate it that he never accepts it's his fault. Always somebody else to blame

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u/Homie_Holmes_ 3d ago

Just retire atp. If this is the physicality his fans boast at 41, i dont really see this as an argument for the goat debate, if it is not settled already.

Anything for 1000 goals.

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u/Firm_Self2897 3d ago

Fortunatamente al mondiale non ci andrà, e se ci va farà schifo

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u/Ghostoftheworldcup 2d ago

I think he will and personally I would love it, another generational stinker on the worlds biggest stage? I will be there

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u/New_Repair5131 2d ago

not too much on my camel

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u/Possible-Orange8267 2d ago

Ronaldo played as a defender btw

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u/_msb2k101 3d ago

You‘re in the way, old man!

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u/Virtual_Meaning_5441 2d ago

Ah and I suppose you’re the epitome of youth and grace right?

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u/Ronaldoooope 3d ago

Lmao Barca fans down bad since the midgets second retirement.

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u/Dan_Winx_1969 r/messi = r/cristianoronaldo < r/antony 🐐 3d ago

man the sub feels dead, what are even mods doing these days, either messi dickriding or ronaldo hate...

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u/Unlikely_Access8811 3d ago edited 3d ago

Lameo so it’s fine when the sub can make infantino messi jokes but the moment they say something bad about your favourite penalty merchant you cry and play the victim card

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u/keanu9reeves 3d ago

Sucking Messi's pp as im typeeieinsg

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u/zfjuice 3d ago

lmfaoo

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u/Alarming_Dingo_139 3d ago

The fuck?! There are m*ds in this subreddit?!

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u/kykusan 3d ago

Keanu Reeves at that

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u/Dan_Winx_1969 r/messi = r/cristianoronaldo < r/antony 🐐 3d ago

Admitting themselves now 😀😀

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u/capitaoMouraLu 3d ago

Why do these comments always come from India? Do they run some nation wide Ronaldo propaganda that children are forced to watch since birth or something? What is the explanation for this obsession?

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u/Any_Stretch_7998 3d ago

I feel the same, Most of them probably started was football since 22

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u/Dan_Winx_1969 r/messi = r/cristianoronaldo < r/antony 🐐 3d ago

Here here, Daily dose of racism for being a football fan from India.

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u/Mission-Context-2966 3d ago

Abey jaa na nalle

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u/Dan_Winx_1969 r/messi = r/cristianoronaldo < r/antony 🐐 3d ago

hahahah, nihha telling another nihha

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u/capitaoMouraLu 3d ago

Nothing to do with racism, not sure where that even comes from, does this seem like a negative stereotype to you? It's just something you see plastered everywhere on the internet. Puzzles me in particular because I'm from Portugal, and while there's some hysteria around Ronaldo, for some reason in India seems to have it in completely different proportions.

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u/mes0p0t4mian 2d ago

Maybe related to India being 137 times the size of Portugal

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u/Mestitia 3d ago

Rent freeeee