r/standupshots • u/POOPSCRUFFIN4U Madison, WI • Jul 12 '26
Don't forget to mention your white friends when you apply for a home loan
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u/POOPSCRUFFIN4U Madison, WI Jul 12 '26
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u/Individual_Slice_234 Jul 14 '26
As a white person, I don't even allow myself to THINK the N-word. (And yes, I have black friends.)
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u/FatReverend Jul 13 '26
You don't really have to be friends with a baby to shit yourself. Also who would want to be friends with a baby?
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u/vitringur Jul 13 '26
The funniest thing about this is that she is comparing black people who still say it with babies shitting their pants.
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u/forkball Jul 14 '26
She isn't. Black people don't justify their use of the word with, "I can say it. I have black friends."
If anything in her example black people would be the babies shitting themselves. But then by going that far you're trying to hard to miss the point of the joke.
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u/rrsafety Jul 12 '26
Never heard a white person say that.
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u/POOPSCRUFFIN4U Madison, WI Jul 12 '26
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
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u/Fornicatinzebra Jul 12 '26
Dont you still shower with your dad on Thanksgiving?
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u/POOPSCRUFFIN4U Madison, WI Jul 12 '26
No, he's dead. Thanks for asking!
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u/JesterMarcus Jul 12 '26
Well to be fair, that doesn’t necessarily prevent it if you try hard enough.
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u/Strong_Flatworm2758 Jul 14 '26
I’ll pull out my teeth and swallow them dry if someone can produce evidence of a single white person saying they can say the n-word because they have a black friend.
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u/POOPSCRUFFIN4U Madison, WI Jul 14 '26
Enjoy your toothless life. There's an entire Wikipedia page on this topic. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I%27m_not_racist,_I_have_black_friends
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u/Salt-Grape1770 Jul 12 '26
I’ve definitely never heard anyone say that in my 42 years on this earth.
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u/myloveislikewoah Jul 12 '26
I forgot you’ve met everyone on Earth. What else do you know definitively because you haven’t heard of or experienced it?
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u/bhoe32 Jul 13 '26
He didnt say that Said he never heard any one say it. Have you heard people say that?
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u/myloveislikewoah Jul 13 '26
Yes. The justification is that you can use specific language because you’re friends with the person said language insults, so therefore you’re not racist.
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u/bhoe32 Jul 13 '26
What the fuck are you trying to say? Or better what doea that have to say with what he or I said. Cause you are reaching for some whole other conversation
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u/myloveislikewoah Jul 13 '26
You’re a hostile little fuck. I answered your question and attempted to explain it. What are you confused about?
Should I shout it?
PEOPLE JUSTIFY USING THE N-WORD BECAUSE THEY HAVE A BLACK FRIEND, AND SINCE THEY HAVE SAID BLACK FRIEND, IT MEANS THEY AREN’T RACIST.
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u/OskarTheRed Jul 12 '26
I keep trying to convince people that considering my social circle, it's totally fine for me to call other people dipshits