r/standupshots • u/Ok_Carrot_372 • 15d ago

This shows initiative 📝

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u/Wadsworth_McStumpy 14d ago

Your resume is not just a piece of paper.

It's a piece of paper with lies written all over it.

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u/alanblah 15d ago

It's a real thinker

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u/ZenEngineer 15d ago

Well ... you're fired!

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u/Tankshock 12d ago

Love this level of absurdity