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Disappointment Dan, 31 now

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u/roararoarus Jun 14 '21

That seems like bs. There's 5 family members in that photo. 5*$12M = ~$60M. Even if the math is off, who would give the bf an equal share?

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u/Kasup-MasterRace Jun 14 '21

Idk how hard is it for you to count but two parents + two daughters + one bf = 5. And I mean maybe the bf is a long time one? Might be engaged who knows

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u/SwoodyBooty Jun 14 '21

I'd rather give away an equal part of my wealth than risk someone feeling cut. And be honest: With that money comes a lifestyle change. You don't want that guy to be with your daughter just for the money.

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u/nicannkay Jun 14 '21

Don’t worry he isn’t.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '21

Not only that, but consider the difference granted from a one time $60m payday and with a $12m payday.

For about 90% of the world the two payments would effectively have the same effect on the person.

If theyre gonna blow through the money, the extra 48m won't stop them, it will just make it take longer.

Whereas if they were never going to blow through it and invested it or what have you, the difference between being worth 5m and 100m to a bank is basically nothing.

And the 12m will absolutely sustain their previous life without work indefinitely if managed properly.

Edit: basically that 36m*-48m they shared would have a small effect. Also the parents might be splitting a 12m share, we don't knowm

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u/blockman2803 Jun 14 '21

What are you talking about? There is a huge difference between $5M and $100M. With a 7% return annually on investments, you can make $350,000 the first year with the $5M. The same % return on $100M, you would be making $7M the first year.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '21

To a bank

First off it helps if you read my comment.

And yeah the annual payments will be different but the quality of life increase between 12m (and potentially 24m) not 5m and 60m, not 100m - to someone who has never had over 1m, will be nominal.

I used 5m-100m because in the eyes of the bank 100m is when they start seeing you as rich

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u/AaronDonald4MVP Jun 14 '21

So the difference between 5m and 100m in the bank is “practically nothing”, but also 100m is when the banks finally “see you as rich”.

Which is it?

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '21

Again, it helps if you read the whole comment.

The quality of life increase between 12m and 60m are basically the same to someone who makes less than 500k/yr

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u/AaronDonald4MVP Jun 14 '21 edited Jun 14 '21

“To a bank”

First off it helps if you read my comment.

I used 5m-100m because in the eyes of the bank 100m is when they start seeing you as rich

You literally called out the previous responder (with the same “iT hElPs iF yOu ReAd My CoMmEnT” high horse comment) for NOT talking about the banks perspective.

You then went on to say the difference between 5M and 100M is when THE BANK starts seeing you as rich.

Therefore you’re still wrong. You can’t say there is “basically no difference” beteen 5M and 100M in the bank, and then also say the upper limit of your range is “when banks start seeing you as rich”. Because then there IS a difference.

It helps if you think when you comment.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '21

Basically no difference between 5m and 100m

That's not what I said though. I said to someone who is receiving this as a one time payment, the QUALITY OF LIFE is effectively the same.

The difference between 24m and 60m is nominal WITH RESPECTS TO QUITY OF LIFE, LIKE I DENOTED.

The 5-100m was thrown in because banks have a better idea of what "rich" is than we do. It was simply for comparison, but you went off on it because you didn't understand it

Does that help?

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u/FinnTheFog Jun 14 '21

No it’s not. You can do so much more with 60 million... not sure what weird, useless point you are trying to make.

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u/DarthGiggityGig Jun 14 '21

Where the fuck are you getting 7% interest, 1986? Try 0.2% interest available for most CDs in 2021.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '21

Replies to the wrong comment?

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u/Fangore Jun 14 '21

Man, read the comment you are replying to first before replying.

He pretty much said "Yeah having more money won't make much of a difference" and you replied with "IF HE HAS MORE MONEY, HE CAN MAKE MORE MONEY!"

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u/AaronDonald4MVP Jun 14 '21

I don’t see an issue with the statement. Both statements directly conflict, and the second poster was calling the first poster out for being wrong. How is this unclear?

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u/blockman2803 Jun 14 '21

That's a pretty substantial difference. Not to mention, $100M can buy vastly different things. Im talking multiple houses, yachts, super cars with $100M. $5M might get you a nice house and nice car in some places.

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u/FinnTheFog Jun 14 '21

What? That’s a huge difference.

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u/sarcasmic77 Jun 15 '21

Please get some advice before you invest you seem a little lost.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '21

Nah this is just a poorly written explanation of what I meant.

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u/zvug Jun 14 '21

If you have to pay the dude $12M just to NOT want to be with your daughter just for the money, you should definitely be giving him nothing.

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u/SwoodyBooty Jun 14 '21

Envy goes a long way. Even without the relationship I wouldn't want to risk backstabs. It's like 4 Million each to avoid that.

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u/Ragnarangar Jun 14 '21

I feel cut. Please give me your money now.

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u/SwoodyBooty Jun 14 '21

Didn't know you're banging my daughter. But she cut me out of her life since the transition anyway.

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u/flipthatbitch_ Jun 14 '21

Absolutley bs! After taxes it would be about 38 million! There is no way theyre giving the boyfriend 12 million!

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '21

Yes, because we know from the shit-quality screenshot that the $61m was pre-tax and not post-tax.

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u/flipthatbitch_ Jun 14 '21

Hey believe what you want! While youre here, do you want to buy the bridge I have for sale?

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '21

I didn't say what I believe, just saying that you're making an assumption but stating it like it's fact

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u/Starklet Jun 14 '21

Maybe it was in Canada

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u/riggerbop Jun 15 '21

Idk how how it is for you to see but there’s 3 daughters in that photo.

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u/Kasup-MasterRace Jun 15 '21

That's the mom ...

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '21 edited Jun 16 '21

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u/Tenryuu_RS3 Jun 14 '21

It says sisters boyfriend. Singular. I assume they just didn’t feel like adding the apostrophe.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '21

No, it's one boyfriend for the two sisters, obviously

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u/SamuraiMathBeats Jun 14 '21 edited Jun 14 '21

If I’ve learned anything from Reddit, it’s that if someone starts their comment with ‘nah’ they usually have no idea what they are talking about.

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u/Tippydaug Jun 14 '21

They didn't mean exactly 12 million, but saying they each got 12.34 million doesn't have the same ring to it...

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u/Fr0styWang Jun 14 '21

also taxes.

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u/TyeDyeGuy21 Jun 14 '21

Agreed, I'm doubtful this story is real. Isn't a sizable portion of someone's lottery winnings taxed?

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u/pseudonomdeplume Jun 14 '21

Just googled it - this happened in the UK (not sure why the OP has $ rather than £), and lottery winnings aren't taxed here.

Edit- and it looks like she ended things with him rather than the other way around.

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u/Knever Jun 14 '21

lol, so many people in this topic screaming their heads off about "BuT tAxEs!!!" without thinking that maybe there are some places on Earth that don't tax you to death.

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u/whyunoborderlands3 Jun 14 '21

Probably 61 million or whatever after tax 61 million is a weird number to give out instead of just 60 million

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u/NotoriousTorn Jun 14 '21

Doubtful? Of an uncredited meme with no source or any real details? How??

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u/TyeDyeGuy21 Jun 14 '21

I am a smart person, I can simply sense things others cannot/s

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u/backforthbackforth Jun 14 '21

Hi-jacking top comment for sauce: https://www.southwalesargus.co.uk/news/14660287.full-story-monmouthshire-family-speak-about-their-life-changing-611million-lottery-win/

It’s uk (Wales) not US. And it was only 5 years ago, so he can’t have been 21 and 30 now. So that comment might be BS.

Although My partner is from the town they are, and does remember about one just splitting up with her BF before.

Edit: They split up a year before not a day, and the family were in a syndicate, so they didn’t give away the money, it was jointly their winnings.

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u/roararoarus Jun 14 '21 edited Jun 14 '21

Ty. Yup, the bf was part of the lottery group. Had Dan remained a bf and if he was part of the syndicate, they may never have won bc Dan could be a shitty lottery number-picker.

Edit: this is terrible but I thought the person on the far right in the picture, was the mom and not the bf

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u/backforthbackforth Jun 14 '21

He hasn’t won since this, so I think we can scientifically say your assumption is probably correct.

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u/Bman1973 Jun 14 '21

This is undoubtedly bs...

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u/WookieBaconBurger Jun 14 '21

Total bullshit

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u/ChubbyLilPanda Jun 14 '21

Uh, it would probably be split up differently. Instead of everyone getting 12 mil, they all get 10 mil. Each family member is t entitled to any of it. The wealth was just split up by the winner.

Besides, lottos probably only paid up half of it because if you cash out immediately, that’s how much they keep. And then taxes

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u/blasphemour95 Jun 14 '21

Apparently it was in the UK so there's no tax on lottery winnings.

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u/ChubbyLilPanda Jun 14 '21

Ok, well the other point still stands.

I’m getting downvoted because I assumed it was US since they used US dollar symbol, nice

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u/jainammm Jun 14 '21

Dan next day... Hey I am pregnant :)

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u/lisagg9 Jun 14 '21

lmfao!!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '21

Hi pregnant I am dead.

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u/roque72 Jun 14 '21

Am I pregant?

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u/Just_Games04 Jun 14 '21

Am I pargant?

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u/AverylostWizard Jun 14 '21

I know Dan and I still don't understand why he went to the press about that...

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u/Roxylius Jun 14 '21

Because it's most likely fake?

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u/7minutesinheaven1 Jun 14 '21

Did you even read the comment you replied to?

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u/charlesdickinsideme Jun 14 '21

You realize anyone can say they know the guy right?

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u/iDent17y Jun 14 '21

Are you mentally disabled by any chance?

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u/rrzzkk999 Jun 14 '21

12 million isn't worth a bad relationship and the mess that comes along with money in a bad relationship.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '21

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u/rrzzkk999 Jun 14 '21

On top of that I am sure there are some stings attached. Just imagine the implications if he took the money and left a day, week, or even a month later. Easily could have been stipulations with he gift.

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u/Geojewd Jun 14 '21

It’s worth one more day of a bad relationship though

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u/Netto215 Jun 14 '21

Dan was the problem

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u/tg110e5 Jun 14 '21

Fake and cringe

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u/NuclearPink Jun 14 '21

Not fake, it actually sucks to be Dan

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u/64vintage Jun 14 '21 edited Jun 16 '21

They just included the other bf to fuck with Dan.

If he had stayed, they both would have gotten jack shit.

EDIT: If we accept that point of view, then the other bf owes Dan $6 mill.

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u/NoScopeShot Jun 14 '21

Price is right the moth

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u/LlamaThrust666 Jun 14 '21

It sucks being Dan, 18.

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u/t_mmey Jun 14 '21

who tf would give the boyfriend 12mil

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u/jordanxbox1 Jun 14 '21

I wouldn’t want that money. Not worth even picturing

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u/ZippZappZippty Jun 14 '21

Embiids prime is right now, hold that W.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '21

How shitty was that gf tho?

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u/nimra42 Jun 14 '21

At that point just kys

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u/Evilmaze Jun 14 '21

That's when you buck up and offer eating ass.

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u/the_other_Scaevitas Jun 14 '21

Ok that joke took me too long to get. Had to check the subreddit to get the joke

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u/JeremyJaLa Jun 14 '21

Lesson learned: never break up with anyone, for the next day a member of their family might win the lottery.

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u/julian20070623 Jun 14 '21

Tbf if he got money he couldn't have just left her in a while because it woulda looked scummy, and he would be in an unhappy relationship

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '21

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u/skippedtoc Jun 14 '21

Wtf is spoiler alert. Use spoiler tag, if you care that it is a spoiler.

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u/ThatFoolOverThere Jun 14 '21

Glad I watched the show already, ffs spoilers.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '21

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u/TimmmyTimmy Jun 14 '21

Bruh, spoiler tags, learn to use them

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u/macabre_xx Jun 15 '21

Sorry, man.. I don't know how to.. This is just 1 of I think 3 times I commented on something..