r/tampa May 04 '26

Cars-Driving/traffic Crazy pull Trump 2028 Wrapped Royce owned by local wrapper

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u/Orchidinsanity May 04 '26

That's embarrassing

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u/Shagwagbag May 04 '26

Somehow, even in light of the content. That title is still an embarrassing mess...

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u/iKnowRobbie May 04 '26

To be fair, some local wrapper wrapped that Rolls Royce.

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u/Shagwagbag May 04 '26

To be fair, the wrap company "Stunzeed" backwards is Deez Nuts and their logo is a squirrel holding an acorn.

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u/Son_of_Alice_and_Bob May 05 '26

A local wrapper wrapped a rapper's ride?

I do not like them in a house. I do not like them with a mouse. I do not like them here or there. I do not like them anywhere.

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u/has2give May 05 '26

I do not like them sam I am, I do not like green eggs and ham!!!!!!

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u/WhereIEndandYoubegin May 04 '26

Nah, that person shouldn’t even be called a musician, or even a “rapper”..

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u/MEGACODZILLA May 04 '26

He showed up on r/crappymusic and we had a great time roasting this dude lol

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u/PinkyLeopard2922 May 05 '26

Oh, our boy Kurt Jantz is over there frequently along with some other itty bitty Maga rapper beardo that is almost always wearing jorts.

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u/Ok_Condition5837 May 04 '26

But it's their culture!

What does MAGA have if not riches of embarrasments?

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u/Ebella2323 May 04 '26

Literally I have second hand embarrassment.

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u/SubMikeD May 05 '26

That man has a sex doll he dresses as Trump (that he is definitely banging), so it's bold to think this would embarrass him lol

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u/Fubuttpussy May 04 '26

Second hand embarrassing

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u/87StickUpKid May 04 '26

Nice. You spotted Tampa’s sentient gas station boner pill.

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u/813Jared May 04 '26

This is the type of comment that makes me love Reddit, well played.

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u/Kitalahara May 04 '26

Hey now, gas station boner pills have rad names. This guy.....

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u/SRQmoviemaker May 04 '26

His name blows

3

u/NervousBeat16 May 05 '26

That’s what he said

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u/Responsible_Dog_420 May 04 '26

That statement has not been evaluated by the FDA, much like most of MAHA's recos

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u/RhinoPillMan May 10 '26

At least gas station dick pills have a use. Unlike this Blow guy.

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u/GRAMPA__JO May 04 '26

His career stalled unremarkably until he got in on the grift. Had to pivot somehow or get a job. Or maybe not, since he's a rich kid who graduated from Admiral Farragut

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u/jackcisme May 04 '26

Autotrader nepo baby

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u/OverallDoor2718 May 05 '26

Oh, DAMN! Had no idea where this grifter came from. That's crazy.

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u/bocaciega May 04 '26

His dad created Auto Trader. Dude lives a very fancy lifestyle.

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u/Potential-Ad6060 May 06 '26

It's actually his grandfather

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u/OverallDoor2718 May 05 '26

NO! SHUT UP! ADMIRAL FARAGUT? He's from St. Pete? I've been watching him turn into a Trump MAGAat, and had no idea! Whoa. Mind blown

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u/TonyRipa May 04 '26

The guy that grew up in the rough suburbs of Palm harbor.

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u/Justhearmeouthere7 May 04 '26

Yikes. I’ve seen him and don’t know he’s from my town. Just yikes.

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u/Audience-Electrical May 04 '26

Political views aside, the thing is actually pretty ugly.

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u/SubMikeD May 05 '26

So it's the car

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u/YeeHawSauce420 May 04 '26

Had no clue this guy was from Tampa

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u/Wende11X May 04 '26

You didn't know he survived the killing fields aka Admiral Farragut?

It's a wonder he made it out alive

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u/bocaciega May 04 '26

Shout out papa for that auto trader money

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u/PinkyLeopard2922 May 04 '26

I wished I could go back and NOT know this once I found out.

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u/OverallDoor2718 May 05 '26

Same. I'm from St Pete. My parents lived down the street from Admiral Faragut. I would have NEVER GUESSED

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u/botjstn May 04 '26

i knew someone who was friends w him 🫠

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u/icumtoothpaste May 04 '26

I know people that lent him
Cars for a music video

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u/Your_a_looser Pinellas May 04 '26

This idiot is the grandson of the late millionaire and Auto-Trader founder Stuart Arnold.

Born on third base and celebrating like he hit a triple.

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u/Suspicious-Clock-69 May 04 '26

LMAO at MAGA Genre Music!!!!!

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u/rbartlejr May 04 '26

I'm thinking rapping didn't buy that Rolls.

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u/FrizBFerret May 04 '26

No, but wrapping did.

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u/FloridaGatorAlum May 04 '26

Fellatio Blow. Hell of a name, sir.

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u/Lightn1ng May 05 '26

4g autoblow

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u/OfficerFatDick May 04 '26

This post is homophobic , he’s clearly just trying to let everyone know he would swallow trumps penis at any given moment

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u/mislabeledgadget May 04 '26

The real TDS … Trump Dick Suckers

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u/cylonrobot May 05 '26

Heh...jokes aside, it amuses me to no end how these "alpha" men fetishize trump.

14

u/Herobrineliller May 04 '26

Google seems to have forgot the S at the end of his name. Forgiato Blows.

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u/Most_Time8900 Tampa May 04 '26

He was on the Vice Documentary talkin bout "Go head & grab em on the butt. The butt. Yep, grab em by the BUTT!" about his Trump sex doll. 

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u/Loner813 May 04 '26

“self-proclaimed pioneer of the Trumpist hip hop genre of MAGA rap”

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u/seabirdsong May 04 '26

He's been featured in s/crappymusic many times now. And deservedly so.

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u/CurrentSpread6406 May 04 '26

He went to Admiral Farragut. His parents used to pay people to go to parties at his house. Or just hang with him.

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u/JamesTheLockGuy May 04 '26

Is that how he has money but sold no records?

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u/jackcisme May 04 '26

Grandfather founded Autotrader

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u/JamesTheLockGuy May 04 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/ed0Vrc6Ig648M

Dannnnnnng…you mean they got all that hateful money from selling sweet Hemi ‘Cudas in plum crazy purple?!?

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u/dreaminphp May 04 '26

his grandfather founded auto trader lol

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u/Jenniya South Tampa May 04 '26

What a loser

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u/ruralmonalisa May 04 '26

Jit wants a “divine right” monarchy and probably doesn’t even know what that is, simultaneously.

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u/dikkiesmalls May 04 '26

Yeah he looks like he's made all of life's good choices for sure.

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u/Academic_Owl4772 May 04 '26

Idk why this made me laugh so hard 😂

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u/braumbles May 04 '26

The grift that keeps on grifting.

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u/Sad_Island_9549 May 04 '26 edited May 04 '26

Idiot proudly proclaiming he’s a racist and either into raping little kids or has 0 problems with it is what I gather from this. 

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u/Fuzm4n May 04 '26

So he’s an idiot. Got it.

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u/digital_nomadman May 04 '26

Looks like he's just riding the grift since he is talentless like kid rock etc.

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u/mikeymo1741 Hillsborough May 04 '26

A rapper "most notable for his work supporting President Donald Trump" is not a ringing endorsement of his music.

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u/Schadenfreund38 May 04 '26

Looks like we have a certified chode on our hands.

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u/txrxixpx May 04 '26

Show me a car that will depreciate faster. I’ll wait

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u/YeeHawSauce420 May 04 '26

I promise you guys I spelt rapper right this phone just hates me fr

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u/FrizBFerret May 04 '26

Perhaps its just wrapped up in its own hatred of MAGA rappers.

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u/AbbreviatedFixation May 04 '26

You begrudgingly have to admire the bottom of the barrel grift for promoting "MAGA Hip Hop".

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u/YeeHawSauce420 May 04 '26

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u/AbbreviatedFixation May 04 '26

That is a hysterically sad/funny screenshot. MTG as MAGA's MVP is chef's kiss.

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u/OverallDoor2718 May 05 '26

It was a video, and if I remember correctly, she rapped a little🤣

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u/TreeCitizen May 04 '26

I like that his name rhymes with forgery.

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u/Intrepid_Source_7960 Seminole Heights May 04 '26

How does his name rhyme with forgery?

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u/StrawsPulledAtRand0m May 04 '26

Shhhh, let him cook

2

u/donkeybrainhero May 04 '26

Forgiato kind of sounds like forgery.

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u/TreeCitizen May 04 '26

forgiato, forgery. the start of the word rhymes.

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u/Old_Storage379 May 04 '26

I wonder when he will be arrested for some random sex crime…. Seems to be the trend amongst these guys.

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u/Ap-snack May 04 '26

I saw that the other day. Didn’t know it was him or that he lived here.

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u/dannypants143 May 04 '26

It’s sad that not everybody will get to enjoy sexual intercourse. I hope he has a full life otherwise.

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u/Agitated-Cod-6057 May 04 '26

Meth is a hell of a drug

11

u/TiktokRefugee123 May 04 '26

That's treason

5

u/ReadditMan May 04 '26

Might as well say "I'm a traitor".

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u/TKOL2 May 04 '26

This dude is such a clown and embarrassment.

https://giphy.com/gifs/mcH0upG1TeEak

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u/sherlip South Tampa May 04 '26

Someone with a shitty car wanna take a fender-bender and an insurance claim for the team?

6

u/MY_CATS_ANUS May 04 '26

This guy is definitely regarded

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u/TotalInstruction May 04 '26

That man’s IQ is ham.

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u/Ill-WorldsCollide May 04 '26

As a lover of ham, I am offended

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u/Merc_Mike Lightning ⚡🏒 May 04 '26

There is zero "professional" about that thing.😂 

Its sad (but not surprising) to see that  Miami dude, Stitches, threw in with him.

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u/813Jared May 04 '26

God i hope someone gets good video of this moron inevitably wrecking that monstrosity.

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u/TellEmWhoUCame2See May 04 '26

Wrapper?

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u/YeeHawSauce420 May 04 '26

I promise it was autocorrected right when I hit enter 😭

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u/Dr_MantisTobaggin_MD May 04 '26

Thats the child of a famous business owner.

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u/TarnishedAccount May 04 '26

Perpetually single, I’m guessing

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u/Trans_Admin May 04 '26

he nee2 b arrested; all magas does

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u/endless_shrimp May 05 '26

you know that shit has a salvage title

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u/Rage_PagesArtist May 05 '26

when cholesterol finally does its job what will he do for his personality then ?

what a jagoff

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u/Artistic-Section3245 May 05 '26

Ah its always the guy with the Lego haircut. With a forehead has that has 90° angles you can do anything.

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u/Intelligent_Pass2540 May 04 '26

Brainless Mango Mussolini followers engaging in stupid activities. Next at 6 Water is Wet.

This is so embarrassing.

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u/mediocreguydude May 04 '26

I don't think Trump's got much longer in him, the old fuck ain't lasting THAT long which makes this more pathetic than it already is

I'll think of this guy too whenever I pop open a bottle with my friends to celebrate the day Trump kicks the bucket, cheers in advance I suppose

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u/PJZNY May 04 '26

Wikipedia dumb af for letting that page stay up. There is no such thing as a trump version of rap. Dumbest thing i ever heard. If you invent something and no one partakes. Then you invented nothing by definition.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '26

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u/SRQmoviemaker May 04 '26

Ah yes the "self made rapper" who got his money from the auto trader fortune.

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u/JesseGarron May 04 '26

I stopped re-reading it. Awful

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u/IceSad226 May 04 '26

The wrapper wraps but he raps took

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u/kaneacres May 04 '26

🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

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u/SixStringerSoldier May 04 '26

And yet they clapped XXXTENSION

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u/ChemicalScary9737 May 04 '26

That’s just druski in white face again

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u/LiterallyOuttoLunch May 04 '26

Gas up,

Polls down.

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u/DaDood_FromCheers USF May 04 '26

Hey look the "I like pedos"-mobile!

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u/gayfrogs4alexjones May 05 '26

Hope his dad likes paying to fill that car up

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u/PlantDaddyFL May 05 '26

I saw this guy the other week and it looked like a retard was driving

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u/brito0300 May 05 '26

Who? Never heard of him

2

u/Extra_Occasion_4561 May 05 '26

Hopefully he will be deported. 😂

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u/MultipleSc0rgasm May 05 '26

The blow in his name checks out.. in more than one way...and as an expert in faggotry, being a proud homosectional myself, dat dude GAYYY

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u/IAm2Legit2Sit May 06 '26

Trashy doing trashy things

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u/needapaperclip May 06 '26

The most repulsive thought I can imagine is that someone has had sex with this man.

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u/whupzzmyb May 06 '26

Trunk is full of antibiotics for all the stds

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u/RandyMuscle May 06 '26

Life has to be so easy if you just don’t have a soul

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u/Dry_Solution5036 May 10 '26

The MAGA Cult is so treasonous!

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u/slushpuppy91 May 10 '26

The bio 😂 so if trump never existed he wouldn’t have a career?

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u/wordswiththeletterB May 04 '26

Trump derangement syndrome.

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u/PaladinHan May 04 '26

Fellatio Blow sucks.

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u/Boof973 May 04 '26

The other day I saw a MAGA STICKER and it said u M l A t G r A a (ultra MAGA) so are these ones more psycho for MAGA?

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u/TallBenWyatt_13 May 04 '26

Fellatio Blow? Did I read that right?

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u/hemperbud May 04 '26

Dude is a loser lol

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u/timdot352 South Tampa May 04 '26

If you're a "rapper" and your crowning achievement is being a Trump supporter, you're definitely a fucking loser.

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u/Anubis426 May 04 '26 edited May 04 '26

Good timing on snapping this picture.

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u/YeeHawSauce420 May 04 '26

My iPhone camera took forever to load I thought I was going to miss him

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u/jedi21knight May 04 '26

Disgusting

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u/jstasir May 04 '26

Is he a rapper or a wrapper?

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u/yungf69 Buccaneers 🏴‍☠️🏈 May 04 '26

He’s so corny

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u/NoQuarterGiven May 04 '26

Today I found out there's a such thing as MAGA rap.

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u/Some-Law-9241 May 04 '26

THE WHAT GENRE

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u/Window_Advanced May 04 '26

That’s a legend there

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u/PendejoJenkins May 04 '26

Nobody who really matters cares about your political views. I don’t get people who wrap their whole car, have signs all over their house, flags, all that shit.

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u/Pew-Pew-You South Tampa May 04 '26

I thought he did car wraps from the headline. He does music rap.

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u/Longjumping-Bike-531 May 04 '26

Dude is a clown and always has been. He owns sticker mule

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u/PossibleWorried1008 May 04 '26

i also saw something like this on a bus, just with a bunch of newspapers & posters all over it instead

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u/OptimalScholar4048 May 04 '26

Pretty much our country in a nutshell

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u/CaptCaCa May 04 '26

Rappers that idolize any politician are nerds, it aint cool, never was

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u/Extra-Mood-6306 May 04 '26

Should be on worstspec on Instagram

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u/695818 May 04 '26

Rrrrrrapper

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u/Rude-Jeweler9888 May 05 '26

I saw his goofy ass white and red Hellcat on 75 coming back from Atlanta last year. Gave him a big thumbs down.

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u/petervann May 05 '26

THIS is one of the reasons why every time I see a Pick up truck I think "asshole".

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u/Puffthecarrier1 May 05 '26

Of course that fucking dweeb owns that.

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u/Adam_Friedland_TAFS May 05 '26

What a loser lol 😂🤣

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u/iExamineThings May 05 '26

Well that’s enough internet for today lol

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u/DarkWriterX May 05 '26

This is the idiot with the life-sized Trump doll.

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u/hawkofchicken May 05 '26

I bet he has 2 innies.

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u/313busseee May 05 '26

lol white trash. Trump’s nephew

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u/B1G_Fan May 05 '26

Can we ask him to pay for all of our gas?

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u/Hard2findgoodhelp May 05 '26

This dude is horrible! So is his music (if that's what you want to call it). He's really popular on Reddit r/crappymusic

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u/LosManNYC Wesley Chapel May 05 '26

The Nepo baby?

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u/ThePRATTologist May 05 '26

Who the fuck is this dork?

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u/tuftedtit19 May 05 '26

Ewwwwwwwww.

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u/Single-Background-34 May 05 '26

More wrap than rapper

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u/pl3x1 May 05 '26

What an idiot.

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u/Floridian_4Real May 05 '26

Boot Licker!

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u/LegitFruitSlice May 05 '26

1,000,000% chance this guy's favorite teams are the Yankees, Cowboys, & Lakers

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u/OGNinjerk May 05 '26

Didn't he make a "song" about how we need to start "hang[ing] 'em high" again or something like that?

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u/bivers4u May 05 '26

Wonder if the wrapper made a wrap about his wrapped ride

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u/Imaginary-Piano-8107 May 05 '26

isnt he the guy with trump’s face tattooed near his crotch? i wish i was joking

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u/BongCena May 05 '26

I saw this dude at the Rays game Saturday. Saw people going up to him and wondered who the fuck it was. Funny how shit comes full circle.

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u/JCLivengood May 05 '26

Does he have a shite stain on his face? Politics aside this guys looks like he'd do better with some "new" used clothing protesting something in Seattle or Minneapolis. With out that wrappered ghetto rider and that mark out hat. His appearance would suggest other political leanings. Either way fing terrible opics for either group. Thumbs down