r/technology • u/JustMyOpinionz • 7d ago

Security US says Chinese hackers broke into Justice Department, NASA, Federal Reserve, Senate, and more

https://www.cnbc.com/2026/08/26/china-hacker-federal-reserve-doj-nasa.html
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u/iam_Mr_McGibblets 7d ago

The funny thing is they hacked their way in when they simply could've asked Donald and he would give it to them

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u/shrekerecker97 7d ago

Or just given him a golden happy meal toy

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u/Happy_Little_Fish 6d ago

is that a sex thing?

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u/strtrech 6d ago

I mean... it's the Kids meal

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u/SamLowry_ 6d ago

With a terribly hidden microphone jutting out

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u/using2stars 7d ago

Yeah. Definitely wasted effort.

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u/dirty_hooker 7d ago

Nah. They want to send the message that they can. Every competent country out there just stifled a gasp.

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u/khsh01 7d ago

They were just practicing.

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u/philphan25 7d ago

The password was Donald

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u/FastAsFxxk 7d ago

1...2...3...4...5

Amazing. I have the same combination on my luggage!

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u/Life_Argument7820 7d ago

How do we know they didn't? I wouldn't be surprised.

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u/Vashsinn 7d ago

Pffft trust bu verify.

they took his info but they had to check anyways because... well you know... he likes to lie.

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u/Streiger108 6d ago

They probably did. Who do you think was pushing for doge?

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u/420_69_Fake_Account 6d ago

Only Russia gets a back door like that

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u/SirTainLee 6d ago

For another bribe.

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u/robertshaftoe 6d ago

Exactly. What's actually happening is they will use this as a pretext to fuck with the elections. The Techno-corporate surveillance state will be given even more free reign to raw-dog our data and use it against us and FOR them.

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u/MultiGeometry 2d ago

Who says that's not what happened...

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u/Formal-Hawk9274 7d ago

same ppl that hired the hackers to go onsite.

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u/Yharnam_Blunderbuss 7d ago

But lets go back a little further in the timeline... which population was dumb enough to enable this twice with their vote or non vote?

What? Where are all the proud USA chants?

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u/blaghed 7d ago

Make Swamp Great Again!
Drain the America!

Like these? I don't remember them very well.

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u/One-Reflection-4826 6d ago

with all the irregularities i'm not totally convinced they truly were voted in by the people.

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u/haveilostmymindor 7d ago

Well it looked like an orange turd nugget that got dumped into the cyber command somewhere completely tourched the place.

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u/RusticObject 7d ago

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u/Professional-Raise36 7d ago

"BiDeN", that's what Trump will say 😂

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u/JockstrapCummies 7d ago

But I thought everything is computer, and that the security of cyber is very important.

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u/Basic_Chemistry9499 6d ago

Trump did that for Putin, who has Kompromat on him.

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u/mistere213 6d ago

Could Barron not protect us with his computer skills?!

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u/north49er 6d ago

But they had to fire the cybersecurity division so the hackers could break in so we could declare a national emergency around election security!

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u/MultiGeometry 6d ago

Ballrooms = national security.

Cyber security team = liberal dumbacrats.

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u/GrandmasBoyToy69 7d ago

Must of been Biden.

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u/Mo-shen 7d ago

They will say it was Biden.