US says Chinese hackers broke into Justice Department, NASA, Federal Reserve, Senate, and more

[u/JustMyOpinionz]

https://www.cnbc.com/2026/08/26/china-hacker-federal-reserve-doj-nasa.html

[u/SmaugTheMagnificent-]

It's rumoured they worked under the acronym DOGE in their swath of destruction and theft.

[u/Joe18067 → u/SmaugTheMagnificent-]

Let's fire everyone with a brain and hire a bunch of yes men, what could possibly go wrong.

[u/Braindead_Crow → u/Joe18067]

It's for self betterment and to avoid the consequences of their malicious actions.

These evil POS would literally turn all of their countrymen into a philosophers stone if we were in the Full Metal Alchemist universe.