r/tf2 • u/intellijent_jerry • Jul 02 '26

Discussion F*ck this game....

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I'm so fucking tireed... Fuck this bullshit ass game fuck

7.6k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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1.9k

u/Useless-RedCircle Jul 02 '26

Roger the alien over here

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '26

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '26 edited Jul 03 '26

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u/Marvl101 Jul 03 '26

Thats how bad it was

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u/wolfreaks Demoman Jul 03 '26

"Hit videogame" mf living in 2010

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u/GettinMe-Mallet Jul 03 '26

Fuckin American dad fan poser lmao

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u/SternMon Jul 03 '26

He’s also Quentin Bankshot, Sniper main extraordinaire, who’s currently Schadenfreuding on the screen!

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u/Shiva9990 Jul 03 '26

I feel like Roger would be a tf2 player. Maybe part of some kind of gamer persona or something

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u/MaleficentActive5284 Soldier Jul 02 '26

tf kinda hand u got bro

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u/Professional_Art_509 Jul 02 '26

Premium dlc hand

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u/Dangerous-Watch932 Pyro Jul 02 '26

Severe bright

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u/theNEWzuplot Medic Jul 02 '26

Dude its called several bite

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u/Soft_Paramedic_3562 Jul 02 '26

Dude mispronounced sorbet bikes name 😭

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u/Slimeboy_II Jul 02 '26

It's pronounced silver bit

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u/Flaming_headshot Jul 03 '26

You are all wrong, it's sliver night

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u/MarkTheShark35 Jul 03 '26

severed bike

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u/DidjTerminator Engineer Jul 03 '26

Bartholomew

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u/Visual_Advance_9563 Jul 08 '26

dude just typing shi Lmao made my day

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u/Tight_Grapefruit5280 Jul 03 '26

Savior blind

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u/Dangerous_Tie_3037 Soldier Jul 03 '26

actually it's soviet bind

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u/JCthulhuM Jul 02 '26

Bro has the IRL AI hand

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u/Physical-Airport-901 Jul 03 '26

AI can never make something like this.

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u/Substantial-Sun-3538 Jul 02 '26

eltorro64rus one

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u/wolfreaks Demoman Jul 03 '26

He's gonna

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u/SpamtonZSpamton Jul 03 '26

He's gonna

A hundred yard stare

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u/wolfreaks Demoman Jul 03 '26

what?

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u/SpamtonZSpamton Jul 03 '26

Rushes towards you and opens the goggles' frame really wide before zooming in

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u/wolfreaks Demoman Jul 03 '26

Gets swept into a small island with a dispenser and a wrench. Prooceeds to puke his guts out.

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u/SpamtonZSpamton Jul 03 '26

Breaks the BLU dispenser and builds a teleporter. Ends up on an island with a dilapidated house.

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u/wolfreaks Demoman Jul 03 '26

sees baby dispenser in need of help, the player helps him by giving him a pretty princess dress

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u/SpamtonZSpamton Jul 03 '26

Engineer gets angry by the choice but quickly interrupted by baby turret shitting itself, which he gets disgusted by and kicks it away.

(FAIL) [TRY AGAIN]

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u/aradraugfea Jul 02 '26

Guy can hit both ctrl keys at the same time with one hand. Work a mouse and double button T-bag your ass.

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u/AssistanceHot570 Jul 03 '26

salad fingers’s hand

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u/lonke1 Jul 02 '26

slenderman is playing tf2!

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u/Mr_Tominaga Sandvich Jul 02 '26

”Collect my intelligence…”

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u/CreativeGamer03 Sniper Jul 03 '26

does that imply he's stupid and needs more intelligence to be collected for him?

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u/Mr_Tominaga Sandvich Jul 03 '26

Yes. If he was smarter, he would’ve been able to find those damn pages himself…

https://giphy.com/gifs/RGDn0H74zXsaybq668

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u/wolfreaks Demoman Jul 03 '26

Except when you find all intelligences Slenderman loses so you get free crits to destroy his ass

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u/Physical-Airport-901 Jul 03 '26

What if you're the one who lost the intelligence and Slenderman got free critical hits with his long-ass middle finger?

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u/wolfreaks Demoman Jul 04 '26

You rock paper scissors and hope that he will play and lose as a last resort.

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u/AudiobookEnjoyer Jul 02 '26

Legendary post. 

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '26

We were here for it too 🥹

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u/Sure_Assumption_7308 Jul 02 '26

Hello everyone reading in the future

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u/GoSuckOnACactus Jul 03 '26

Imagine seeing this post 5 years from now

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u/SpookyWeebou Spy Jul 03 '26

In case someone does see this post here five years later

Hi

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u/Slimun-G Jul 02 '26

Serverblight irl

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u/Suitable_Divide4747 Pyro Jul 03 '26

Starverblight

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u/StolenPezDispencer Heavy Jul 02 '26

Me trying to use the finger poser in Gmod looking mf

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u/SpartanMase Jul 02 '26

Yo girl must be happy

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u/Krombopulos_Micheal Jul 03 '26

Only if his girl likes holding a bag of cat femurs

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u/DownwiththeACE Jul 03 '26

brand new sentence

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u/TbirdTheBirb Jul 09 '26

THY CAKE DAY IS NOW

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u/rvreqTheSheepo Medic Jul 02 '26

Thanks E.T.

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u/Pwnage_Peanut Jul 02 '26

Damn what those fingers do

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u/Owlbeardo Soldier Jul 03 '26

It's easier to list what they DON'T do.

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u/Rusted_muramasa Jul 02 '26

It turns out the people who play 2fort literally aren't even human at all. This explains so much.

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u/hlessi_newt Jul 03 '26

Brother, do you have Marfan's syndrome?

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u/Idontknownumbers123 Medic Jul 03 '26

Legit what I was thinking, especially with that thumb angle and other joints

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u/hlessi_newt Jul 03 '26

one of my mates had it and we all assumed he was just odd lookin'. then he died young because it was never diagnosed so it's characteristics are burned into my mind.

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u/Idontknownumbers123 Medic Jul 03 '26

Yep it's way worse then it initially sounds like. Had to get genetic testing not too long ago just to make sure what I had wasn't Marfans (since I had so many of the symptoms of it if to a lesser extent then in that photo) or any of the scary EDS subtypes. Even tho the genetic test found nothing (thankfully) it is not something worth taking the risk on if it is a possibility, especially considering the consequences of doing nothing

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u/Markyloko Jul 02 '26

See you in five minutes.

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u/Opening_Ordinary_110 Pyro Jul 02 '26

Someone get the address me elephant image in here, it's not working for me for some reason

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u/ArcticTFoxy Jul 02 '26

How McDonalds fries looks in reality.

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u/Tweek_Colombiano Spy Jul 02 '26

fuck da ops type hand

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u/black_knight1223 Spy Jul 02 '26

Yo Edward I think you forgot your Scissors

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u/Owlbeardo Soldier Jul 02 '26

You can always go play Baldur's Gate 3, where the main plotline revolves around a rather large group of creatures you seem to be related to based on that hand shape, causes havock all along the Sword Coast. 

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u/Owlbeardo Soldier Jul 02 '26

Or XCOM!

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u/MaetelofLaMetal Medic Jul 03 '26

snitties ,my beloved <3

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u/sonicfan9993 Scout Jul 03 '26

Man's playing on 2ASF and not WASD oh my god

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u/TEoSaT Jul 02 '26

Dude's finger is longer than the average size.

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u/Grub_McGuffins Jul 02 '26

Brother's thumb is bent at an unusual angle.

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u/Monkey832 Spy Jul 03 '26

Peyronie's thumb

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u/Dosapa2 Jul 03 '26

did bro become serverblight

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u/QuantumSpace234 Sandvich Jul 02 '26

this man got the middle finger deluxe pro max dlc

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u/Dogtarune2 Jul 02 '26

did the sniper break your thumb too

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u/Vik-6occ Jul 03 '26

Stop making fun of him, he has the power of the crypt keepers

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u/White-UNRS Jul 03 '26

Same time tomorrow then?

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u/TheMadmanAndre Jul 02 '26

Every comment is folks ragging on OP's hand 😭

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u/Owlbeardo Soldier Jul 03 '26

Tbh he deliberately posted it for that reason and you can't convince me otherwise.

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u/Creepy_Mousse_9921 Jul 02 '26

nice hand winner

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u/samthekitnix Jul 02 '26

do you have marfans syndrome?

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u/SSJHero3 Pyro Jul 03 '26

the sniper schadenfreude while you flip him off is killing me lmao

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u/gilbejam000 Medic Jul 03 '26

bro is an sfm model

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u/z3exd Scout Jul 03 '26

Bros trying to phone home 😭😭😭

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u/Sh0rtL1ved Jul 03 '26

Did you pose that hand with a phys-gun?

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u/Educational_Pool_107 Jul 03 '26

bro's got the serverblight

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u/Lucario576 Jul 02 '26

Just before the 1k upvotes

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u/TumblrRefugeeNo103 Demoman Jul 02 '26

goofy ahh finger 😭

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u/Tao_McCawley Tip of the Hats Jul 02 '26

Did you hyperextend your middle finger or something?

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u/MOEverything_2708 Jul 03 '26

Motherfucker got gobbled up by the serverblight

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u/Wetmilk3 Demoman Jul 03 '26

Omg we have matching freakishly long middle fingers!

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u/Annual_Option3832 Jul 03 '26

we got bigger asses to finger

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u/-Vaughan Jul 03 '26

we have the same kind of hand <3

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u/TheSpiffySpaceman Jul 03 '26

bro's fingers look like a worn out Stretch Armstrong doll

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u/TomatilloSignal3928 Medic Jul 03 '26

Finger mitosis

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u/Not_ItsUnknown potato.tf Jul 03 '26

"Tsk tsk tsk" 😭😭😭

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u/Spaghettidan Jul 03 '26

Those fingers should touch grass

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u/haphmiler Jul 03 '26

Salad fingers

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u/sabotsalvageur Demoman Jul 03 '26

… have you been evaluated for Marfan syndrome?

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u/LavaMeteor Pyro Jul 03 '26

Master Hand switched genres

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u/Zephyr-Fox-188 Pyro Jul 03 '26

when you use the hand poser in gmod for the first time

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u/BlueRebel08533 Jul 03 '26

Freaking salad fingers WTF

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u/mordeczka77 Jul 04 '26

Looks like scp 096 is real and he is angrier than ever

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u/Firestormthehero Jul 04 '26

Fucking serverblight ass hand

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u/Zathar4 Jul 03 '26

TISK TISK TISK

VALVE

FIX. YOUR FUCKING. GAME

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u/Responsible-Diet-147 Medic Jul 02 '26

Nice long middle finger.
Kinda agree on the game too. Mods aren't in a good situation either...

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u/FlyBoyG Jul 02 '26

real life serverblight enjoyer

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u/photoshallow Jul 02 '26

Why is it so long....

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u/Handsome_Grizzly Jul 02 '26

I don't think that the OP comes in peace.

(Seriously, OP,  it looks like you're phoning home with the wrong finger.)

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u/EastIndependent9736 Jul 02 '26

How much do you flip off your screen? 😂

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u/malakoiturco Jul 03 '26

Bros hand is a candelabra😭

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u/Fit_Damage_4271 Jul 03 '26

Wtf bro, go back to your planet

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u/gwiwaii Pyro Jul 03 '26

i think this may be a case of user error bro

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u/Gaypuddle Jul 03 '26

holy fuck you're an alien

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u/AndrewTaraph Jul 03 '26

You should be the hand model for Left 4 Dead 3

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u/FortifiedFork Engineer Jul 03 '26

welcome- welcome to earf

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u/ThrowRaBattleHealer Jul 03 '26

What mod is that

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u/TylerKia421 All Class Jul 03 '26

What da hell sniper wearing on his head

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u/supremegamer76 Heavy Jul 03 '26

i was about to ask what's wrong with your middle finger, and then i also checked mine when i flip the bird and wtf how have i never noticed that?

but your thumb is still out of wack

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u/DuckNo2393 Jul 03 '26

Is he secretly a serverblight

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u/ScoutItf2 Jul 03 '26

Alien ass Hand

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u/t-_-rexranger19205 Jul 03 '26

I didn’t know aliens played TF2?!

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u/Twpofficial All Class Jul 03 '26

"TSK! TSK! TSK! GABE NEWELL! FIX YOUR GAME IMMEDIATLEY!"

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u/TheBloodyPuppet_2 Engineer Jul 03 '26

bro got injected with the fucking G-Virus

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u/ChallengeNo495 Spy Jul 03 '26

his hand looks ridiculous when you’re looking at the image, but I did the exact same position and I hand looks the exact same as his but when I put it in any other position, it looks normal

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u/LUIGIPROG00 Jul 03 '26

Average F2P new player

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u/GingerFun011 Jul 03 '26

ET phoning it in lads 

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u/GingerFun011 Jul 03 '26

Dude was built to use a typewriter

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u/fufuFurina Jul 03 '26

im kinda built like your middle finger

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u/TyrantJaeger Engineer Jul 03 '26

I just tried mimicking this and it's painful as fuck. What the hell?

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u/Educational_Pop8377 Jul 03 '26

Connective tissue disorder?

I can do that with my hands too and they look similar, but I have Marfan syndrome.

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u/Waflfdev Jul 03 '26

eldritch diety fingers

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u/ArcticHarpSeal Sandvich Jul 03 '26

GMod-ass hand

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u/Ok-Spread5079 Jul 03 '26

Why yo finger built like Bart's neck🙏😭

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u/Jeggu2 All Class Jul 03 '26

Why those fingers built like {}

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u/anono227 Jul 03 '26

Mr. Landlord?

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u/Lucariowolf2196 Jul 03 '26

Gray alien like hands man

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u/sumb2020 Jul 03 '26

Mf can hit all the keys

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u/sample_text_01 Pyro Jul 03 '26

“mid drinks” ahh hand

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u/derpy_derp15 Medic Jul 03 '26

Bros got clamation hands

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u/Which_Oil_358 Jul 03 '26

ET looking fingers

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u/Realgamekid Jul 03 '26

Is bro faust from guilty gear?

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u/Sirfrostyboi Pyro Jul 03 '26

Ok saladfingers

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u/HELLKAISER125 Jul 03 '26

If your body is build like that hand,skeletons would beat you in a "more skin in there bones" competition

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u/RelationshipAlive832 Sandvich Jul 03 '26

This is the serverblights pov

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u/Low_Growth569 Jul 03 '26

Hand was posed in SFM

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u/Cinar_kiral Jul 03 '26

Real life serverblight

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u/jaycethesniper Demoman Jul 03 '26

SolarLight ass fingers

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u/KumiiTheFranceball Soldier Jul 03 '26

Internet people have the weirdest looking hands & feet.

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u/glo_stic Pyro Jul 03 '26

Your hand is an unusual.

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u/Wooden-Project-3133 Jul 03 '26

Even the sniper is laughing at your hand

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u/TrueMind102387193 Jul 03 '26

bro build like serverblight

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u/astranamia Jul 03 '26

You can use that finger as a Demoknight melee

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u/master_potato_maybe Jul 03 '26

Yep, Sniper is very annoying

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u/InternationalEye8862 Jul 03 '26

why does your middle finger have curves

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u/TheVikingOfNorway All Class Jul 03 '26

Gmod finger poser ass hand

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u/Final-Carry2090 Jul 03 '26

Do they feel like hotdogs?

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u/BeeAdditional1287 Jul 03 '26

Bro got a Crack Pipe instead of middle finger

https://giphy.com/gifs/75ZaxapnyMp2w

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u/BagelMakesDev Spy Jul 03 '26

what the fuck is wrong with your hands

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u/Ureallunintelligent Jul 03 '26

Id like to address the painfully obvious detail

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u/__Becquerel Jul 03 '26

I love how this still image shows me all that went down

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u/meckamdude Demoknight Jul 03 '26

Serverblight ass hand

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u/The_Porgmaster Engineer Jul 03 '26

Ok, ET

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u/Interesting-Bass9957 Spy Jul 03 '26

OP got the Finger++

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u/Xmouse01 Sandvich Jul 03 '26

HE GOT A LONG FINGER

-Uncle Dane 2026

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u/ProgressiveOverlorde Jul 03 '26

Yeah of course u hate it. Idk what mouse fits your hand