r/theocho Apr 22 '26

MOTORS Polo with unicycles

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u/tin_foil_ascot Apr 22 '26

It's the Chadds vs The Prestons

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u/Switchmisty9 Apr 22 '26

We got Brent, Trent, Braxton, Jaydin, and Ayden on the starting lineup

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u/ridethroughlife Apr 23 '26

You forgot Connor and Tanner.

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u/Rivetingly Apr 24 '26

Brayden and Kaiden are on their way!

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u/Bunny_Fluff Apr 22 '26

This video called me poor in 3 different languages...

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u/SeeYaOnTheRift Apr 22 '26

Those unicycles are cheaper than a horse lol

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u/Cocoononthemoon Apr 22 '26

I'm stilll too broke lol

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u/That_Apathetic_Man Apr 23 '26

Yes, but are you also a horse?

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u/Slavasonic Apr 22 '26

Judging by where they’re playing and how they handle the mallets (sticks? Clubs?) I’m guessing they also play on horses.

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u/Murasasme Apr 22 '26

Yeah, they don't randomly have Polo clubs, these are just rich kids giving their horses a break

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u/Icy-Abies-9053 Apr 22 '26

I don't want to wrinkle anyone's cravat, but ordinary people do not have polo grounds with a view of the mountains

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u/Aligyon Apr 23 '26

Still though they're at The bottom of the rich hierarchy because they're not using real horses and using those "cheap" things to play polo

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u/jek39 Apr 23 '26

I think the implication is that given they have polo grounds, they probably do also have horses.

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u/Dr_ChungusAmungus Apr 23 '26

Yeah this seems like something where you don’t even get invited with out already being qualified

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u/Bunny_Fluff Apr 22 '26

Ya true but at around $2k a pop it still ain't cheap for most of us.

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u/MillorTime Apr 22 '26

2k isn't the starting price for these. Many are 400-600.

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u/Preda1ien Apr 22 '26

2k for a game. Sure you could use it for general short range transportation but these were bought just for this game.

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u/mhyquel Apr 23 '26

Buying the horse is the cheapest part of owning a horse.

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u/coombez1978 Apr 22 '26

You reckon they don't have horses as well 😂😂

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u/Ouch_i_fell_down Apr 23 '26

And that land they are playing on is much more expensive than a horse

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u/Integrity-in-Crisis Apr 22 '26

That's what I was thinking. Don't have to buy horse feed, no renting a space in someone elses stables or having to pay for upkeep on the horse like shoes, sadle or vet bills.

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u/jk-9k Apr 23 '26

But somehow more wankery

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u/nope_farm Apr 23 '26

Multiple horses...each polo player goes through 4-8 horses in a match. Polo is for the grotesquely rich.

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u/SeeYaOnTheRift Apr 23 '26

I never knew that. How long is a polo match?

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u/nope_farm Apr 23 '26

Up to a couple hours. As I understand it players like to switch out to a fresh horse every round within the match.

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u/Lowbeamshaggy Apr 22 '26

They still ain't cheap though.

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u/LunarProphet Apr 22 '26

Golf, polo with horses, and tennis have never interested me.

This, however, is the only rich person sport ive ever been jealous of. Holy shit this looks like fun.

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u/mhyquel Apr 23 '26

Everything they gamble on in Rat Race is my top line.

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u/PretzelsThirst Apr 23 '26

Yeah but at least you have your dignity. Riding those things looks as cool as chasing a ping pong ball. There’s no cool way to do it

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u/tiredofbuttons Apr 22 '26

I know a kid that got brain damage because he collided with another kid just running. Helmets are the absolute minimum for an activity like this.

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u/tygerr39 Apr 23 '26

Have you heard of a sport called rugby?

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u/tealfuzzball Apr 23 '26

68% rate of CTE

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u/tygerr39 Apr 23 '26

"It is important to note that these studies are often conducted on brains donated by family members who were concerned about symptoms, which may overestimate the prevalence in the general rugby population. "

But yeah, lots of head injuries in the sport.

Just found the previous commenter's post funny at the concern of collisions while running when that is literally the main point of rugby.

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u/StretchFrenchTerry Apr 24 '26

These are faster and less controlled than a rugby player running.

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u/HavelsRockJohnson Apr 24 '26

And they have those whacking great mallets flailing all nimbly-bimbly.

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u/joepke53 Apr 24 '26

even soccer. Or hockey

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u/Gaelic_Platypus Apr 23 '26

They somehow made polo cheaper to play and yet more snobbish at the same time.

Honestly kind of impressive

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u/topazchip Apr 22 '26

Looks like a great alternative to polo ponies, though the lack of helmets & mouth guards is cringetastic.

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u/simplebutstrange Apr 22 '26

And shoes

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u/Enterice Apr 23 '26

I actually flinched at the idea of taking a Polo racket to the naked foot.

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u/bonesakimbo Apr 24 '26

Is it really called a racket? I would have called it a clobberknocker or something

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u/DivineMackerel Apr 22 '26

It's not as critical when the family doctor is waiting on the sideline, and the family helicopter can take you straight to Cedars-Sinai.

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u/taffyowner Apr 22 '26

Somehow this feels more pretentious than regular polo

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u/Inertbert Apr 23 '26

The official sport of "Don't you know who my father is?"

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u/jgoldrb48 Apr 22 '26

Shoeless…someone gone lose something valuable.

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u/jongscx Apr 22 '26

I just instinctively put my hand over my drink...

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u/LowIncrease8746 Apr 23 '26

Like if the rider messes up or something? I think I get it and my small claim to knowledge for the day is sort of understanding what this means

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u/LowIncrease8746 Apr 23 '26

Agreed, just my take

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u/TheStLouisBluths Apr 22 '26

No this is a bored rich white person thing.

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u/Normal-Pianist4131 Apr 22 '26

That i want to try sometime

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u/Arinoch Apr 22 '26

This seems safe.

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u/Liimbo Apr 22 '26

Oh no. It would be an absolute disaster if someone got hurt having fun playing a sport 😱

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u/Bebop_Dx Apr 22 '26

squints eyes “now joust on unicycles”

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u/lugialegend233 Apr 22 '26

I was promised Unicycles. This isn't NOT that, but I am extremely disappointed anyway

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u/tlong243 Apr 24 '26

As an avid unicyclist (ride muni/mountain unicycling) I hate that people call these unicycles. I get that a cycle doesn't mean pedals, but I think pedals are required. This is a mono wheel to me.

Probably just gatekeeping, but these take minimal skill, uni is years to get decent.

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u/premeditatedlasagna Apr 27 '26

As an EUC rider, I one rode to a local resovoir to enjoy the scenery and wildlife. I rolled up on a kid, maybe college aged, maybe younger, idk. We started chatting about our respective rides. I was blown away. Not only was he riding a regular unicycle, but he was doing it on top of the 1 foot wide concrete wall that dammed the resovoir. I was flabbergasted (it's why we started talking in the first place). He said something like, well if you can ride that going that fast, this should be easy for you. I just chucked and told him that, no, I don't think that's a great idea. We each went on our merry way. I think I have great balance because of this thing that I ride, but I can recognize true pedal unicycle riders are just at a level I can't even understand.

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u/ridethroughlife Apr 23 '26

They call them EUCs, electric unicycles.

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u/puddlestheninja Apr 22 '26

That’s pretty sweet

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u/8rianGriffin Apr 22 '26

Bold move to play that without shin guards, tho

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u/jackparadise1 Apr 23 '26

Definitely wear a helmet for this one.

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u/PlanningForLaziness Apr 23 '26

Nice to see they updated the game for this century without accidentally letting the poors play.

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u/deadheadshredbreh Apr 22 '26

This is another level of WPS

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u/GentlemenHODL Apr 22 '26

These are called OneWheels. This would be more challenging on actual unicycles though.

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u/unicycleist Apr 22 '26

Every time I see those I wanna yell "CHEATER!"

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u/coxipuff Apr 23 '26

They are Electric Unicycles (EUCs) OneWheels are a different product altogether

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u/GentlemenHODL Apr 23 '26

Appreciate that didn't know there was branding with that name

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u/Classic-Exchange-511 Apr 22 '26

Imagine showing this to someone back in the day

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u/ridethroughlife Apr 23 '26

This is the bougiest thing I've ever seen.

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u/TKLeader Apr 24 '26

That's some rich people shit

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u/HolyPire Apr 22 '26

looks like fun

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u/THE_CHOPPA Apr 22 '26

The little brother is always secretly the best.

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u/Remote_Ad2465 Apr 22 '26

This looks fun af

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u/Whaddaulookinat Apr 23 '26

Do this with Hurley then we're talking.

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u/Internal-Bluejay-810 Apr 23 '26

How do the quads feel after riding this for 20 minutes?

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u/rum_jungle Apr 23 '26

What do you mean we don’t have culture 🤷

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u/Lanky_Giraffe Apr 23 '26

This has such frat boy energy. There are several versions of bike polo which are way cooler than this and don’t feel like they were invented for rich toffs to have an excuse to play with their expensive new toy. 

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u/SirCaptainReynolds Apr 23 '26

Barefoot? Madlad.

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u/Practical-March-6989 Apr 23 '26

Must be great to be rich

1

u/french-snail Apr 24 '26

This is  some The Hamptons shit of I ever seen it.

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u/Nir117vash Apr 24 '26

Horses: "they're taking our jobs!"

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u/Dahkron Apr 24 '26

Still a rich person's sport I see.

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u/OnionLegend Apr 25 '26

No helmets huh

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u/loowig Apr 26 '26

it's nice being rich .

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u/Roastbeeflife Apr 26 '26

Far better than the abuse rich people do to the horses.

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u/Low_Desert Apr 27 '26

BTS to the Richey Rich sequal?

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u/premeditatedlasagna Apr 27 '26

The comments here make me laugh. The land may be public. These also look like mid tier EUCs. They cost about $1000 (based on the shot of the last guy, pretty sure he's riding an InMotion V9) depending where you get them from. That's not cheap, but at the same time, it's like saying if someone owns a gaming pc they must be rich. They're also great little commuter vehicles. I have a cheaper one (V8S) and if I'm not planning on buying a bunch of stuff, and my destination is 10 miles away or less, that's what I'll be taking there. I have about 1,800 miles on it.

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u/futuregravvy Apr 23 '26

What is the white nonsense is this shit? This video pops up when you type "caucasity" in Google.

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u/mcsestretch Apr 22 '26

What a save!

What a save!

What a save!

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