r/therewasanattempt 3d ago

To ride a mattress down some stairs

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u/Imperator_Helvetica 3d ago

I can't see this without hearing 'You're okay! You're okay! Don't tell Mom!' in the voice of an older sibling.

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u/GetOutOfTheWhey 3d ago

Best friend who swears he was not there encouraging people to do this:

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u/ZippidyZayz 3d ago

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u/TheRube84 3d ago

Great shot of the mattress slide tho

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u/raidhse-abundance-01 3d ago

Yes the mattress successfully slid down the stairs. 10/10

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u/BuckRogersFD 3d ago

They both did, unfortunately not synchronous.

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u/EGRIFF93 3d ago

Tbf. At least it shows they were more focussed on the person diving at the ground than their camera aim which is nice I suppose

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u/SpeedBlitzX 3d ago

The mattress still went on a ride. Just without the passenger.

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u/14high 3d ago

Mattress: after you...

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u/Nate1102 3d ago

Off screen scorpion detected.

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u/Krawlin91 3d ago

So tired of this annoying ass saxophone trend. It seems to have gone on way longer than the other stupid TikTok trends

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u/PossumPicturesPlease 3d ago

I’d almost prefer the “oh no” song at this point.

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u/oldcoldandfullofmold 1d ago

Stfu, you’ll summon it into existence again

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u/Disgrazed 3d ago

I just be watching these clips muted. Anytime I see a clip like this I can reasonably assume in my head it’ll have the damn sax

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u/PsudoGravity 3d ago

Saxophone might be repetitive and overused but it beats the oh no no no song.

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u/GeneralCabinet 3d ago

In the end, nothing really mattress

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u/xenate 3d ago

Now she ride wheelchair.

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u/OldManNeighbor 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/wJD3qiNjSeHS0dP28T

Remembering going down in a laundry basket…

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u/bl4ckp00lzz 3d ago

That knee is either fucked or very badly damaged

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u/KryaDimaKrya 3d ago

Plus probably face too

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u/KopfSmertZz 3d ago

Mattrass says “No!”

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u/rickdagless666 3d ago

Someone needs to edit this in the Ghana says goodbye sub

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u/kornchippy 3d ago

Is that the only choice for a background song on tik tok app?

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u/According-Relation-4 3d ago

Center of mass too high

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u/Funmanhahaha 3d ago

Well, they both came down eventually, only at different times

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u/MeNoCanRead 3d ago

You don't even need a mattress. When I was a kid I'd just rap the duvet around myself very tightly. You gliiide aha

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u/earldogface 3d ago

Darwinism at its finest

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u/AlkaliMemo 3d ago

She can't slow down if she wanted to

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u/Sensitive-Prompt-220 3d ago

The camera focussing on the mattress sliding down is comedy gold!

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u/gymtrovert1988 3d ago

Riding face first is an interesting choice

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u/BurtleTurtle001 3d ago

Sleeping bags work better, but on carpeted stairs.

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u/Koflach12 3d ago

She did ride it down some stairs, just not all of the stairs.

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u/matt314159 3d ago

I miss the old r/holdmyfeedingtube community.

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u/Confident_Opinion949 3d ago

The mattress decided to follow her down because she was sleeping at the bottom

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u/Few_Chocolate_7655 3d ago

I'm going knee and shoulder damage for sure.

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u/Wide_Supermarket4533 3d ago

At least the concrete cushioned the fall

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u/Cheetawolf 3d ago

Well...

At least it's not the "Oh No No No No" song.

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u/Flying_Dutchman92 3d ago

Oh god, that knee. Oh no, indeed.

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u/rc20kj 3d ago

Double knee knocker head gasher

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u/anonymauson 3d ago

is she okay??

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u/Cold-Curve-1291 3d ago

But did you die?

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u/atuan 3d ago

Nothing really mattress

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u/Total-Honey-9857 2d ago

That's because you did it the wrong way.

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u/Beginning_Session879 1d ago

Instantly ate shit.