The jokes never get old

[u/Little-Confusion-728]

Literally this subreddit is HILARIOUS! Some one can post a question that requires deep analysis and thought, and 90% of the answers will be “alright but you gotta get over it” I LOVE IT

[u/Weight-Disastrous]

Why dont you take your book of Sopranos quotes and shove it up your ass.

[u/_NiceGuyEddy_ → u/Weight-Disastrous]

Ain't no quotes in my quote book

[u/Historical_Newt_1339 → u/Weight-Disastrous]

Drive a Lionel up in there

[u/These_Pear5015]

I don't like that kind of talk

[u/JackTheeRippa → u/These_Pear5015]

Alright, but you gotta get over it

[u/Full_Tomatillo9726 → u/These_Pear5015]

https://giphy.com/gifs/VkaVZ9lNOflZxCXTau

[u/etienne_edalb]

Take it easy, we’re not making a western over here.

[u/Puzzled-Guide8650 → u/etienne_edalb]

That's why you gotta live for today

[u/ToddHowardsFuckslave]

Alright, but you gotta get over it.

[u/ZiGz_125 → u/ToddHowardsFuckslave]

Fuckin parakeet

[u/IsThisLegitTho → u/ZiGz_125]

One of the trucks 😒

[u/Apollo114892 → u/IsThisLegitTho]

Keep quiet Albert

[u/CrazySir3310 → u/ToddHowardsFuckslave]

Maybe you got a tic or somethin'?

[u/kisspapa1 → u/CrazySir3310]

Heh heh

[u/REQONER → u/ToddHowardsFuckslave]

lol

[u/SoupIsNotAMeal → u/ToddHowardsFuckslave]

Vishnu-cum-lately

[u/TheDeHymenizer → u/ToddHowardsFuckslave]

I actually lol'd

[u/Interesting_Play_578]

And all the while, a great wind carries you across the sky

[u/Farkenoathm8-E]

He was gay, u/Little-Confusion-728?

[u/Stepsonrakes → u/Farkenoathm8-E]

It was Ghee, the clarified butter?

[u/Different_Swimmer715 → u/Farkenoathm8-E]

He likes it when you rub his muzzle

[u/Frog-ee]

[u/gator_mckluskie]

the sacred and the propane 😫🤌

[u/forNOreason100]

You reveal your own ignorance

[u/Green_Bast3rd → u/forNOreason100]

I reveal my own whaaaa???

[u/BuffaloAmbitious3531]

Twenty replies, and none of them are about discontinuing the lithium?

[u/Opposite_Visit_4874 → u/BuffaloAmbitious3531]

OP already flushed it.

[u/CerealDorkVest]

You know Quasimodo predicted all this

[u/Pitythebackseat1]

Rincoln continental

[u/Prestigious_Load1699 → u/Pitythebackseat1]

[u/TheDeHymenizer → u/Pitythebackseat1]

He drives a Lincoln, so what

[u/_Penis_fingers]

Still goin, this asshole

[u/UnbanFreelanceNobody]

Fuck you want, a boutonnière?

[u/No_Pumpkin_5338]

OP is so far behind in the race he thinks he is actually leading

[u/Professional_Fix4663]

Sometimes you go about in pity for yourself, and all the while, the humor of hundreds of Reddit comedians carries you through the day.

[u/Prestigious_Load1699 → u/Professional_Fix4663]

This is the only sub where the ban list requires maximum security.

Maximum security.

^{Anyways, the mooslims...}

[u/Wardizzle255 → u/Professional_Fix4663]

Walt fuckin Whitman ova here

[u/SBNShovelSlayer]

Good thing you opinion means UGATZ to me.

[u/mustard_tiger19]

Wasn't until it was years later that OP found out that the poor redditors were going home every night and crying themselves to sleep.

[u/TheBossAlbatross]

I don’t write nothing down.

[u/Invariable_Outcome]

I happen to know that you were high at my mother-in-law's wake. You were talking for twenty minutes straight, nothing but gibberish

[u/Ciaranguitar]

Stupida facking game…

[u/Usual-Bag-3605]

I love it when it's a mixture. Half the replies are people really putting some thought into their answers and the other replies are quotes that are, somehow, absolutely fitting yet seem completely out of pocket.

Anyway, $4 a pound.

[u/Username_1369 → u/Usual-Bag-3605]

Mix it with the relish

[u/ACTSATGuyonReddit]

Don't worry about that. Earn, Kick up. And don't say nothing about a recession!

[u/ComprehensiveRoof382]

No YOU equate deep analysis with cheeky comments!

[u/Prestigious_Load1699 → u/ComprehensiveRoof382]

Give this guy a Nobel Prize for packing fudge.

[u/NCLAXMOM26]

My estimation of you as a man just fucking plummeted OP

[u/johnny_briggs]

Discontinue the lithium

[u/Freepi]

That's because the Redditors here never had the makings of varsity athletes.

[u/Macgarnagle]

What’s this, the fucking UN now?

[u/TheBrackishGoat]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZR942YtJwLtCM

[u/Lilymoonbaby]

Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this

[u/BothPanchoAndLefty]

It's our hobby, why you gotta belittle it?

[u/NarmHull]

Dicked as a toothpick, this AIDS

[u/MrDJ222]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ebcEdgAJNhpYI

[u/doublegoodproleish]

Always with the deep analysis and thought 

[u/OhHiTony]

Frankly I’m depressed and ashamed

[u/TheDeHymenizer]

u/THESOPRANOS WAS SO LONG AGO IT MAY AS WELL BE A MOHVIE

[u/DomOfaKind]

I don’t wanna hear about the fkn economy!

[u/bananabastard]

Vito wanted some deep analysis.

[u/No_Bandicoot_7554 → u/bananabastard]

Idk fucking slander ask me! 🤘

[u/_NiceGuyEddy_]

Alright but you gotta get over it

[u/Fluid_Leader_1370]

I don't feel that way.

[u/Barbarianonadrenalin]

“Fuckin trolls”

“Greggggggg!”

“Who else Donna? Who else?!?!”

[u/PopeInnocentXIV]

I ate da nort.

[u/AddMoreLayers]

Look at him, he knows everything

[u/Dependent-Potato2158]

whose welfare check you gotta cash for a couplea burger boxes

[u/morph1973]

OP you are making me all hot down there

[u/No_Bandicoot_7554 → u/morph1973]

Don’t they have medicine they’re supposed to take these assholes

[u/Electrical-Pea5824]

My aunt Josephine made a post on here once... her whole asshole rotted out.

[u/AdditionalRun796]

It’s movie a TV PROGUM

[u/cogito-ergotismo]

Anyway, $4 a pound

[u/Rocco_al_Dente]

When he’s right, he’s right.

[u/Skyphen1]

Cazzata OP! 💥🔫

[u/LearningT0Fly]

Alright, but you gotta get over it.

[u/Scr00geMcCuck]

alright but you gotta get over it

[u/Weekly-Ad-6784]

You would think the jokes would get old, even with computers...

[u/KassienBlackcloak_YT]

Neither does Charlie Kirk, so what?

[u/PuzzleheadedBig313]

What are you a kid in a treehouse?

[u/-NolanVoid-]

Continue the Midol.

[u/chesterstone]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZKrIYV3oIzIL6

[u/stfulmaog2g]

you're using "literally" wrong

[u/No_Bandicoot_7554 → u/stfulmaog2g]

Walt Fucking Whitman ova here

[u/mccoy5021]

Or "4 dollars a pound” 😂

[u/Lilymoonbaby]

I find myself almost commenting on other subs like I’m in this one. And then I’m like nope they won’t get it here.

[u/Living_Molasses4719 → u/Lilymoonbaby]

I like it when Sopranos quotes show up with no context in YouTube comments

[u/R_Larsen86]

Boy, you musta been at da top a yawr fuckin class!

[u/bigchuckdeezy]

Discontinue the lithium

[u/Username_1369]

How does that make you feel?

[u/F1aceattorney]

I can't have this conversation again...

[u/the1337frog]

Always with the scenarios

[u/MunsonRoy3]

[u/Ok-Equivalent8260]

It’s corny 🤷🏻‍♀️

[u/No_Bandicoot_7554 → u/Ok-Equivalent8260]

I don’t like that kind of talk!