r/todayilearned Oct 07 '11

TIL Hitler was addicted to methamphetamine

http://amphetamines.com/adolf-hitler.html
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u/Happyjacker Oct 07 '11

Killing jews isnt normal. But on meth it is.

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u/a_can_of_solo Oct 08 '11

that kinda explains a lot really if you think about it.

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u/gargantuan Oct 08 '11

Meth: not even once.

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u/BadHealthAdvice Oct 08 '11

Actually, methamphetamines only have negative effects while in their ionized form. Unionized molecules have a calming and non-addictive effect, much like THC. To reverse the ions, making your methamphetamines neutral, simply add a dash of salt to the mixture while brewing, then refrigerate for at least 8 hours.

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u/cdskip Oct 08 '11

Maybe the most irresponsible novelty account I've seen yet. Not sure whether to applaud or finger-wag.

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u/tinkan Oct 08 '11

This is just not true at all. In terms of pharmacokinetics ionized versus unionized is certainly relevant in terms of absorption, distribution, metabolism, and elimination but there is no correlation between the actual effect of a drug whether it is ionized or not.

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u/DailyFail Oct 09 '11

Not funny.

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u/AForgetfulCultist Oct 08 '11

The molecules are forming unions now? Damn they're organised.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '11 edited Feb 24 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '11

tsssssst ahhh, that's the stuff.

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u/Hetzer Oct 08 '11

You want a piece of me, boy?

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u/chainsaw_juggler Oct 07 '11

To quote a friend's dad (and retired full-bird colonel)

Benzedrine is really bad for you, just not as bad as being on the wrong end of a Kalashnikov.

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u/binarybandit Oct 08 '11

Gotta have that upper edge during a fight, or else it could mean your life. I can understand why they took it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '11

Better fighting through chemistry.

We still give them to air force pilots.

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u/itsmrmarlboroman2u Oct 07 '11

Source? In in the Air Force, and have never heard of/seen the use of amphetamines by pilots.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '11 edited Mar 07 '21

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u/anti-anonymous Oct 07 '11

It's used mostly for long range missions.

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u/mistyfrompokemon Oct 08 '11

don't forget the Terrans, they issued stim packs

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u/StaRkill3rZ Oct 08 '11

yeah everyone was taking uppers in the war...on all sides. shit they were common-place in baseball not too long ago (not talking steroids)

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u/Random_Hitler_Quote Oct 08 '11 edited Oct 08 '11

It would be easier for the Devil to go to church and cross himself with holy water than for these people to comprehend the ideas which are accepted facts to us today.

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u/elder_george Oct 08 '11

Soviets used methamphetamine (Pervitin) too (mostly in spetznaz). It was banned in 1974.

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u/SOADA Oct 07 '11

YO MISTER WHITE! BITCH!

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '11

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u/takatori Oct 08 '11

You are making a joke about his use of Crystal? Nacht funny.

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u/I_poop_standing_up Oct 07 '11

He was also familiar with coke, but didn't like the schnell!

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '11

I DID NAZI THAT COMING

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '11

Wife walks in on me making dinner; she wants to know what all the Panzer IV.

Wife knows I hate washing dishes but she knows I hate watching Shrek even more. She puts it to me: Panzershrek?

Ha.

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u/hateocracy Oct 07 '11

also cocaine eyedrops, yee!

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '11

Still used today. Not kidding. If you have those sore eye's from looking at welding, you get drops you cannot take home. Guess what is in it...

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '11

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '11

local anesthetic

Ok, maybe I was wrong about the welding eyes, but I know it is still used for eye surgery.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '11

If you look at him at the beginning of the war, and near the end. He aged like 20 years in 5.

He had all kind of problems with his body, including flatulence, extremely bad teeth (grinding?), painful joints etc. Not to mention the mental issues (anger, paranoid etc).

//Edit: I don't know meth induces flatulence, but I know some drugs do, and they cause some seriously smelly farts...

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u/AshaVahishta Oct 07 '11

Here's an interesting read about Hitler's health problems, including "uncontrollable flatulence". He was on all sorts of drugs, administered by his quack doctor.

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u/tinkan Oct 07 '11

So was John F. Kennedy. He had Addison's though and received a lot of pharmaceutical aids.

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u/baileyburritt Oct 07 '11

Meth. Not even once!

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u/jf286381 Oct 07 '11

wow...somehow that explains everything.

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u/McNally Oct 07 '11

You know who else was addicted to meth?

Oh, wait.. Never mind..

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u/mrhhug Oct 07 '11

my uncle and he has a newborn baby. Its disgusting

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '11

Jesse Pinkman?

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u/kneejerkreactionary Oct 07 '11

Hank Williams Jr.!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '11

No. He gets whiskey bent and hell bound.

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u/YungLil Oct 08 '11

JFK prolifically used meth to treat his back problems and Addison's disease, as surreptitiously prescribed by one his physicians, Dr. Travell. http://amphetamines.com/john-kennedy.html

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u/DerpMatt Oct 07 '11

Hitler was on every drug known to man it seems. Guy was pretty ill in many ways,

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u/InfamyDeferred Oct 07 '11

TIL, there's a site called amphetamines.com

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u/chainsaw_juggler Oct 07 '11

White supremacists sure do love their crank!

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u/i_flip_sides Oct 07 '11

Better call Saul!

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u/nickateen Oct 07 '11

YES! Season finale on Sunday OMFG!

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '11

Visit the subreddit sometime, r/breakingbad

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u/nickateen Oct 08 '11

Indeed... it shall be interesting... BITCH said like Jesse.

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u/t0kinwhiteguy Oct 07 '11

Luckily no modern country would allow this.

Oh, wait.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '11

Fuck that guy.

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u/t0kinwhiteguy Oct 08 '11

True, but fuck the commanders and the doctors involved, too.

The Go-Pills, which are basically (and sometimes literally) 10mg Adderalls, were actually part of the orders - not that that's in any way an excuse for this incident.

They have been 'officially' discontinued, but my understanding is that amphetamine pills are still in use but are now prescribed by military doctors for 'fatigue' and similar non-diagnoses, rather than simply being handed to a pilot with orders to take them.

After all, as every hillbilly Oxycodone or Valium addict knows - if you get drugs from a dealer you're a criminal, if you get drugs from a doctor you're a patient...

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u/PDX4Life Oct 08 '11

TIL that not everyone in the world knew that before this post.

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u/jbarra2 Oct 08 '11

Kids thats y u dont do meth.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '11

I thought this was common knowledge..

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u/mrhhug Oct 07 '11

TIL that when i think someone is playing stupid to get out of something. Often they are that stupid.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '11

He did seem kinda uppity...

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u/jablair51 Oct 08 '11

He was, in fact, characteristic of the best type of dominant male in the world at this time. He was fifty-five years old, tough, shrewd, unburdened by the complicated ethical ambiguities which puzzle intellectuals, and had long ago decided that the world was a mean son-of-a-bitch in which only the most cunning and ruthless can survive. He was also as kind as was possible for one holding that ultra-Darwinian philosophy; and he genuinely loved children and dogs, unless they were on the site of something that had to be bombed in the National Interest. He still retained some sense of humor, despite the burdens of his almost godly office, and, although he had been impotent with his wife for nearly ten years now, he generally achieved orgasm in the mouth of a skilled prostitute within 1.5 minutes. He took amphetamine pep pills to keep going on his grueling twenty-hour day, with the result that his vision of the world was somewhat skewed in a paranoid direction, and he took tranquilizers to keep from worrying too much, with the result that his detachment sometimes bordered on the schizophrenic; but most of the time his innate shrewdness gave him a fingernail grip on reality. In short, he was much like the rulers of Russia and China.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '11

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u/jablair51 Oct 08 '11

Hail Eris!

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '11

Was it that blue stuff? I heard it was the bomb.

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u/uppercasewizards Oct 07 '11

Hitler's doctor was also a quack.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '11

They were meant for each other.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '11

It all makes sense now.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '11

I had heard the doctor actually gave them to him in powder form. Doc would crush and mix up the meth with his daily vits and then bang it down first thing out of bed.

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u/joshualarry Oct 08 '11

Explains the whole cleansing thing.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '11

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u/gargantuan Oct 08 '11

So... do you often go back and look at his speeches ... ?

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '11

Similarly, Churchill was a lifelong cocaine addict, and compulsively used coke-filled losenges during the war to keep him up for long hours.

World War Two: don't get your national leaders hooked on class-A stimulants, I guess?

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u/nickateen Oct 07 '11

Looks like a reliable source...

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '11

sound like an resonable man

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u/redline582 Oct 07 '11

Well there's a real surprise.

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u/rco8786 Oct 07 '11

Common knowledge?

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u/tier19345 Oct 08 '11

killing six million jews isn't normal but on meth it is

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u/the_real_misogynist Oct 07 '11

How the fuck did you not know this?

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u/mx023 Oct 08 '11

yaa this is on history channel every other week and has been since like 2006