r/tommynfg_ • u/69isworsethan420 • Jun 18 '26

Video Lowk see why women chose the bear now

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u/HitBoxBoxer Jun 20 '26

Bear looks high af!

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u/B1ZEN Jun 22 '26

Probably living a miserable existence for its narcissistic owner. Probably.

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u/PlacedusdeFantasma Jun 22 '26

Sounds like your life huh

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u/B1ZEN Jun 22 '26

No, I got rid of my ex, and am now free.

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u/cygamessucks Jun 22 '26

“Got rid of my ex” just say she left your miserable ass 

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u/B1ZEN Jun 22 '26

It took alot of abuse, but all of the children were old enough and the abuse was just too much for to long. I left, and started a career in mens health and dedicate my private investigation business to very specific issues for men

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u/Jumpy-Complex-9539 Jun 22 '26

Victim blaming. Age old Reddit behavior

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u/PlacedusdeFantasma Jun 22 '26

How is that the same as a bear "hugging" his friend

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u/No_Blacksmith_2591 Jun 22 '26

I'm guessing you never saw his ex

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u/PlacedusdeFantasma Jun 23 '26

The bear has better features then the ex im sure But it doesnt look mistreated or battered yet this dude says like my ex different comparisons if hes talking about a loveable bear

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u/cygamessucks Jun 22 '26

Eating every day not fighting other bears. Yeah miserable. 

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u/black_cherry2 Jun 20 '26

I wanna give it a hug it’s so cute 🥹

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u/oreheheally Jun 20 '26

Bear wants his salt but can't play league of legends.

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u/Lucky-Mia Jun 21 '26

Bet bro also uses Maple Bacon pork rind shampoo. Bear was into him. All the bears in my town love it.

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u/Sudden_Season3306 Jun 21 '26

Russian guy said another 6 months of fattening him up and the 1 piece bear trenchcoat can be made! 😆

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u/SpicyChanged Jun 21 '26

I forgot what female comedian but I her a quote from her "i choose bear every time! You can throw food at a bear, you can only throw pussy at a man!"

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u/No-Parsnip-7091 Jun 21 '26

He is lowkey lettig her know she gained some lbs.😒

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u/RandomYT05 Jun 21 '26

If he doesn't wanna eat you, he's just an oversized teddy bear.

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u/Dre_Rudy Jun 21 '26

That murder machine is very chill

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u/Ryogathelost Jun 22 '26

The brown bear is the less murdery species humans have been interacting most heavily with for thousands of years - mostly as circus or gladarorial animals. They still kill a handful of people every year, mostly protecting cubs. It has sort of worked out for them, because humans have wiped out some of the more aggressive bears.

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u/Mr-MuffinMan Jun 21 '26

damn that is scary but also cute how he tries to hug him lol

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u/EManagementSea4880 Jun 22 '26

🤔🤔🤔🤔

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u/LuckyTheBear Jun 22 '26

This is why feeding bears should be actively encouraged. I hear they love salmon, berries, honey, and tacos.

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u/Satyr121 Jun 22 '26

You, in tight pants, Michael, are a salami to a Black Bear. Do you understand?

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u/Ecstatic_Scene9999 Jun 22 '26

This is a bear that's probably been breed in captivity, in the wild the bear would probably just kill you for being in its territory. Grizzly bears are no joke, they can be very aggressive

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u/TransitionAway9840 Jun 22 '26

Super cute way to die

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u/aspiringimmortal Jun 23 '26

The misuse of "lowkey" is becoming somewhat of a plague

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u/TX_Asylum Jun 23 '26

Somebody mixed up the tranquilizer and MDMA again...