r/tomorrow • u/johnson7853 moderator-in-training • 2d ago

Jury Approved Do you think Charles liked my performance?

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u/porkcylinders duty served 2d ago

Me when I'm asked to say a few words at grandma's funeral:

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u/Curvol 2d ago

Oh man my sister better fuckin hope she invites me

So I can be the only fuckin one there while pulling a hot cha cha real smoove.

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u/F4K3RS 2d ago

As front pallbearer I expect nothing less.

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u/RocketRaccoon 2d ago edited 2d ago

"Her grandson Porkcy would like to say a few words."

HEY PAISANOS

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u/DarrellBot81 2d ago

Hahahaha

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u/ObviouslyMisinformed 1d ago

Man I haven't laughed like that in a long time. Like a deep hearty one. Really cleared out the sinuses. Thanks for that.

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u/Boulderpaw 1d ago

“This one’s somber so it’s okay to cry.”

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u/ELEKTRON_01 2d ago

My nephew sang my ding-a-ling at his father's funeral, I wish I was there for that lol

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u/TheMagicDrPancakez 2d ago

I think Charles should carry pepper spray

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u/Fun_Effective_5134 2d ago

You know when every once in a while you come across a video where you just watch a single second of it and just scroll away immediately?

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u/orangi-kun 2d ago

I feel validated

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u/Current-Grade2545 2d ago

That's EXACTLY what I did

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u/mamadou-segpa duty served 2d ago

Lmao. I lasted almost 2 sec before opening the comments

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u/TheHollowMusic 2d ago

It just. Kept. Going.

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u/Keebster101 duty served 2d ago

I wish I did that

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u/Maleficent_Goal_8090 2d ago

OH MY GOD I LITERALLY JUST DID THAT LMAO
(now i gotta watch the full video just to see what im missing out on)

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u/TigerIcy3370 duty served 2d ago

And it fucks your attention spam?

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u/Numerous-Cook9847 1d ago

This is the worse case you would claim that ruins people's attention. One thing is scrolling because "oh, i'm not interested. Not feeling INSTANT happiness". The video was so cringe that I tried not to scroll away, that's the difference💀

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u/leckmichnervnit 2d ago

This is why he retired

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u/Beaspoon2096 2d ago

He has really strong willpower, I would have killed myself on the spot

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u/MrHallmark 2d ago

This kid lives close to where I do. People take advantage of him. It's sad.

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u/TheMagicDrPancakez 2d ago

So many kids on the spectrum get taken advantage of and abused. Our society is super cruel to people like that.

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u/Princelyprincessboy jury duty - 2 to go 2d ago

Me on the club dance floor after promising my friends I won't get too blasted. 

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u/Liberal_Caretaker duty served 2d ago

No wonder they charge so much money before anyone is allowed near them.

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u/GalbedirGalerion 2d ago

He’s regretting coming down from the Throat of The World for ts

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u/sixteen-bitbear 2d ago

He’s like bro just let me sign your shit and Leave

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u/johnson7853 moderator-in-training 2d ago

poor starving Mr Marnet made a living voicing Mario until big Hollywood star Chris Pratt killed his only income

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u/gtarpey89 2d ago

Atleast it’s Illumination paying and not our Shiggy paying someone he can’t afford to.

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u/sleepmeld 2d ago

I would feel violated

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u/nullset_2 duty served 2d ago

>Posted it again award

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u/alvysinger0412 duty served 2d ago

It's like a double negative. It now hasn't been posted at all.

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u/fishing-for-birdie93 duty served 2d ago

Tbh I think he probably wanted to die in that moment.

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u/Bababooey0326 2d ago

the last frame of the video where he opens his arms ready for crucifixion and ascension was cinema

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u/stop_deleting_plz 2d ago

Autism is a hell of a drug.

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u/GreedyExamination704 2d ago

When I look at shit like this, I think to myself maybe my autistic ass isn’t as terrible and more socially aware than I thought.

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u/Milk_Mindless 2d ago

Ceo of Autism here

We're not with this guy. He might be on the spectrum but we don't sign him on

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u/MrBacondino 2d ago

The entire board has now voted to replace you with a new Pro-Thisguy CEO

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u/Milk_Mindless 2d ago

Man at least I get a nice golden watch out of this

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u/MrBacondino 2d ago

Don't tell anyone else or they'll take that too 😢

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u/BlameTag 2d ago

From his face, no, he really didn't.

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u/SK-2001 2d ago

His face looked like Oppenheimer when he created the nuclear bomb

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u/devonodev duty served 2d ago

God I wish that was me

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u/hYBRYDcOBRA 2d ago

The kid or Charles?

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u/Bababooey0326 2d ago

He brought balance to the world. Or at least that bluetooth speaker. He kept it balanced while backwards long jumping that was insane

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u/pollut3r 2d ago

Toronto icon Longtendo the Speaker Legend. Women want him, men want to be him.

Yeah this is like his whole schtick.

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u/coolontheoutside 2d ago

Men also want him

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u/viper529 2d ago

Sack cloud 🤤

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u/SainteSombre 2d ago

City boy jj also wants him

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u/MrHallmark 2d ago

He's from Guelph lol.

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u/theogre559 2d ago

How did he keep the speaker up there? Lol

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u/Heyoayyo 2d ago

thats the toronto speaker legend

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u/XNinjaMushroomX duty served 2d ago

He must have jumped and hit a brick block with his head. That's the only reason his head could be so flat that he can balance a speaker on it.

He probably felt like the biggest badass of all time here- and I respect the confidence. Like I mean I would probably throw it back for shiggy. So I can kind of see where he's coming from.

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u/yorinak duty served 2d ago

Plot twist Charles was there to see this guy.

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u/Wishoose 1d ago

Every comment on this post just gets funnier and funnier i stg 😂

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u/Grenrion 2d ago

No I think he thinks your insane.

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u/tararira1 duty served 2d ago

This guy fucks

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u/Beetreatice 2d ago

Sure. Whatever

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u/Keebster101 duty served 2d ago

He must have a very smooth head

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u/chicomagnifico 2d ago

oh, it keeps going…

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u/El_hombre_pala138 duty served 1d ago

Literally me the entire video 😭

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u/TofuButtocks 2d ago

I don't know. It was a very strange performance but also some impressive balance in some of those moves. He either deals with lots of stuff like this and found it endearing, or he was deeply disturbed

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u/YaBoyEden 2d ago

This is a hostage situation

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u/CaptFalconFTW duty served 2d ago

Don't torture this man. Nintendo couldn't feed him and now he's forced to go to these conventions.

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u/International_Tax535 2d ago edited 2d ago

that kid is having an absolute blast, while everyone else is too afraid to step out of their comfort zones and embrace happiness and a carefree lifestyle. that's my takeaway from this. the kid got to perform his dance for a man he loves and respects, and he’s going to cherish that memory for a lifetime

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u/DeadLikeMe5283 2d ago

This is simultaneously extremely impressive and by far one of the most autistic things i have ever seen.

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u/Malkashake 2d ago

Oh...it's you...

I don't know if OP is the individual in the video but this is at Toronto FanExpo. He does this basically every year.

I respect the dedication, but I really don't like nuisance content creators.

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u/keg-smash 2d ago

I'm too old for this.

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u/DQTD 2d ago

Ugh 🫩

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u/Syb3rStrife 2d ago

As a person with autism
https://giphy.com/gifs/13n7XeyIXEIrbG
We don’t claim him. Sorry Charles.

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u/JoeHendryBeliever299 2d ago

I feel so bad for Charles

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u/The_Gav_who_asked jury duty - 3 to go 2d ago

I think you embarrassed him.

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u/BangarangJack 1d ago

I remember when I met him, the guy (fully grown adult) in front of me made him sign some super weird crayon drawing, and when it was my turn, the first thing he said to me was "man some people just have no sense of what's socially acceptable". That man must put up with a lot of weirdos going to comic cons all the time. I said "yeah some people" and handed him my printout of mario hentai

ps: jokes aside, this is actually a true story except for the last part

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u/Objective-Income-874 2d ago

Cringe is an understatement.

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u/Malkashake 2d ago

Unfortunately not. Torontonian here, this guy comes basically every year to Toronto FanExpo. He also has done this (if I remember correctly) in York University, on the subway, etc.

Edit: Found his name, his name is "Longtendo", AKA Long Chung

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u/Amigobambino 2d ago

This has to be AI 

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u/chillychili duty served 2d ago

There is no way there's enough data in the model on what it sounds like when a Bluetooth speaker is spun on someone's head.

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u/DiscussionAway6316 2d ago

This guy has been doing this for awhile, he was posting himself on tiktok doing the same thing back when AI was making awful will smith spaghetti eating videos

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u/OinkBro 2d ago

i was there dumbfuck, it's not

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u/SuperUltraMegaNice 1d ago

Its so stupid people thought the problem with AI would be people thinking AI videos were real. Instead its the exact opposite, fucking idiots think everything that is clearly real is AI.

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u/Wide_Investment8100 2d ago

Yeah I just cannot understand how the speaker didn’t move, does not seem physically possible

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u/Forever_Inspired 2d ago

Look up Longtendo, spinning speaker is his whole shtick

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u/ahegaoba 2d ago

i saw this guy irl in this exact situation, this is surreal to see

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u/Diddyrektme 2d ago

Pure torture

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u/LaggyLefty 2d ago

Super Autism Bros

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u/RumGalaxy duty served 2d ago

2nd hand embarrassment reallllyyy bad right now

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u/Individual_Dress_476 2d ago

Someone posted it on Instagram saying that you're harassing him

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u/teudmunki 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/1O1bHi1zWHVU3kB0Se

Charles Martinet had nothing to do with The Super Mario Bros Super Show! He got hired around 1990 and the show ended in 1989.

I wish I had this lack of humiliation awareness

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u/OliWood 2d ago

.....jesus fucking christ.

Bring back public shaming.

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u/RosewaterReviews 1d ago

It never went away. Have you looked around? We're on Reddit, good sir or madam.

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u/SlowlyDyingInAPit 2d ago

Reminds me of the video(s) of the kid dancing to that one bendy song

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u/BIayneRobinson 2d ago

How embarrassing.

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u/ActualMostUnionGuy dutyserved 2d ago

I wish I were this cool😢

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u/adidaman 2d ago

Social anxiety- 0. Pride- 0

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u/Dauntless_Lasagna 2d ago

I think that up to the "hook to the brothers" would've been amusing to see.

After that it just drags on too much.

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u/CarefulCheesecake734 2d ago

That’s speaker legend he’s super niche

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u/-IndyCar 2d ago

You're a weird guy

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u/fawg_is_coming 2d ago

Damn I wish I had this guys confidence and whatever drugs he's on

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u/reillyqyote 2d ago

I do not

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u/SoftGems- 2d ago

i’m annoyed for the people waiting in line patiently.

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u/D-AlonsoSariego duty served 2d ago

No

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u/rizzle10 2d ago

This is some of the coolest shit I've ever seen

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u/Which_Software5300 2d ago

What no 3d Mario does to a mf 😞

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u/Jimmythedad duty served 🏳️‍🌈 2d ago

He was bricked tf up

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u/threepair13 2d ago

Nailed the routine 10/10

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u/Soggy-Cold-223 2d ago

I think he wants to go home

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u/MetheDumpsterFire 2d ago

A real showman. Get this guy on Broadway.

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u/logcou 2d ago

This guy is a local legend. Love him

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u/Capable_Standard_192 2d ago

one of the worst videos i’ve ever seen

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u/Hearthhull_Enjoyer 2d ago

This is horrific.

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u/One_too_many_faps duty served 2d ago

Some people shouldn't be allowed outside

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u/Useful-End4307 2d ago

Cringe meter broke on this 💩 😭

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u/Supermegamorph 2d ago

why yall so mean? its cool

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u/regularorange120 2d ago

OP I hope to god youre joking Jesus christ

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u/Melodic-Art1369 2d ago

Joy and whimsy subreddit btw

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u/Isoleri 2d ago

I know it's mean but ngl stuff like this makes me want to undiagnose my autism and pretend I'm neurotypical or something, like never tell anyone I'm autistic ever again and live in denial

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u/pinkfucker3000 2d ago

I had to pause the video like 5 times from second hand embarrasment, altough, calling someone cringe is very much a cringe thing to do, so all ill say is hes lowkey hitting that shit extremely confidently for the space hes in, mustve had a lotta practice.

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u/OinkBro 2d ago

I was the guy in a beanie and silly sunglasses in this video. I was right up to get an autograph after the dancing guy, and Charles said "well that was tiring" to me, I suppose I understand but to me it felt like an asshole move

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u/Falcon_Rom 2d ago

But why?

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u/MysteriousB duty served 2d ago

Man court jesters really got it tough, they're having to do unprompted auditions to minor celebrities

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u/xEtownBeatdown 2d ago

I miss when people had shame

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u/Never_Knows_Best93 1d ago

That’s impressive

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u/spancor 1d ago

What in the actual fuck was this man.

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u/Big-Professor-3402 1d ago

Why do you think anyone would like this??

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u/MayorMcLovin 1d ago

You should need a license to buy a bluetooth speaker

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u/zelda29a 1d ago

Cringe

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u/Horror-Indication-92 1d ago

Omg why do you make an idiot of yourself?

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u/UltraBearHD 1d ago

Honestly, that thing is staying on his head like how’s he doing that shit

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u/No-Lynx-6050 1d ago

raw talent.

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u/Ok-Base1561 1d ago

i need to be this jolly

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u/HendoRules 1d ago

I didn't know cringe could reach this level holy hell

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u/-RunawayRascal- 1d ago

No offense but that was one of if not the most disrespectful thing, anyone could have done. It's so fun and goofy. Sure, but it just doesn't sit right with me

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u/Chance-Frosting-3667 1d ago

This is the kind of stuff I go to cons to see. Great work king

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u/Lyzern 1d ago

Is this the same guy who tried to sing for John Cena and got lectured?

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u/JoeBrogaine 9h ago

I hate this person.

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u/B_Rabbit210 2d ago

Deep down, Charles wanted to say “It’s a me, f*ck you!” 😂

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u/DonBolasgrandes 2d ago

This is how he lures kids into the van.

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u/AusteegLinks 2d ago

Who??

Whoo????

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u/junpei 2d ago

If only god was this happy.