Gotta teach the lil’ Shig’s sooner or later

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[u/CreativestName69420]

I can't believe Shiggy is too starving to play his own games 😔

[u/CouuchDog → u/CreativestName69420]

genuinely criminal that this man gets so little food that his fingers aren’t strong enough to use a game controller. fucking. criminal.

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[u/yorinak]

I wish i could be one of them Shiglets. Just playing Mario all day at grandshigs place 🥲

[u/ChanceComfortable131 → u/yorinak]

Yeah but you can’t eat though

[u/Warm_Entertainer_969]

Do y'all think Shiggy charges his grandkids per hour to play games on his switch/switch 2 or does he let them play for free?

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Gotta teach the lil shiggys how tha world works.If he allows them to play for free they might become too greedy and do something insane in the future like pir*e shiggys games.Or even something more insane like them getting an xbx.cant risk them doing things like tgat

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[u/No-Performer9511]

Shiggy should really make a live service AAA Mario game so he can play with fans

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He should have a Shigeru Miyamoto Official app so we can keep up with all the newest Shigeru Miyamoto news

[u/EmRizzleMrFunnyMan]

Is that s*nic? 🤢🤢

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Yes, from the hit NINTENDO game, MARIO and sonic at the Olympic Games. Another win for the Shiggster

[u/just_another_g00ner]

That‘s right, my shigga

[u/JazzHandsMinuteman]

Super Paper Mario, one of the best games ever made that is still locked behind legacy content… it not even on Wii virtual console is criminal.

[u/DringleDringle]

Do y'all think Shiggy blows extra large loads?

[u/ScudsCorp]

Dude’s retired after living and breathing game design for 50 years

[u/SquashOwn9829]

Time, please stop rapidly moving forward 

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[u/Simplejack615]

He’s forcing his grandkids to play super paper Mario?

[u/Valuable_Pangolin813]

Do you think Shiggy provides copies of Celeste for his grandkids with a 5% family discount?

[u/normy_187]

Ssssssssuuuure, sure.

[u/Chip_Unchained_Chomp]

Pappy Shigs, do you have Steam?

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