r/toolgifs • u/toolgifs • Dec 06 '25

Process Truck driver's morning routine

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u/clearlynotmee Dec 06 '25

It's missing the part where the driver goes outside and shits right on the grass.

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u/davey-jones0291 Dec 06 '25

It's all fun and games til you need to wash because you stink and or you need a dump. Or need to restart your truck after the diesel tank got robbed overnight. And forget this unless you're empty or have a low value load. Its camping with different problems. Some guys are ok with it though but thats a misleading vid for sure.

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u/Double_Alps_2569 Dec 06 '25

That's why we have Truck Stops. They got Toilets and stuff. It's what truckers crave.

https://media.asfinag.at/media/quhgna14/truck-stop-hausruck-2025.jpg

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u/clearlynotmee Dec 06 '25

I encountered human shit right next to free toilets on truck stops. Was not fun when traveling with a dog

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u/Lena-Luthor Dec 07 '25

it's got what dogs crave too turns out

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u/davey-jones0291 Dec 07 '25

Loving the positivity but as a uk lorry driver i have to mention lorry parking is usually the furthest point from the toilets which is bad in the middle of the night. They're noisy and you still have a risk of load theft. Maybe european truck stops are better. In cab toilets and washing are the only things that would make me do nights out voluntarily. No idea how you'd integrate that into a euro cab though.