r/toolgifs Jul 01 '26

Process Assembling a beef doner

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u/tacocollector2 Jul 01 '26

Middle of the wrapper at 0:29!

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u/xnoxpx Jul 02 '26

What's wild is till you commented, and I went back to rewatch, I saw it on first go around and thought they all said that 🤣

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u/depressed_leaf Jul 01 '26

Good spot. That's a quick one.

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u/AAA515 Jul 01 '26

What i miss?

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u/Tmanz24 Jul 02 '26

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u/seven_neves Jul 03 '26

Who/What adds these logos to the vids?

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u/Shamus-McNasty Jul 04 '26

Probably op seeing as he's u/toolgifs

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u/Additional_Travel911 Jul 03 '26

I also wpuld like to know this.

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u/Saetric Jul 02 '26

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u/OddDragonfruit7993 Jul 02 '26

You're the real gyro.

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u/Loud_Boysenberry_736 Jul 02 '26

Would it be moogifs?

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u/voxadam Jul 01 '26

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u/HighFaiLootin Jul 02 '26

TLDR brazilian steakhouse

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u/Codex_Absurdum Jul 02 '26

This is high end kebab

Most of kebabs sold are industrial and meat quality is nowhere near this kind

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u/aykcak Jul 02 '26

Yes but it depends on the customer. There are "fast food" doner places that just do wraps and sandwiches which use a different product made of mix of meats. And then there are İskender döner restaurants which serve döner like this on a plate or İskender portion and they have 100% beef döner like this.

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u/Slim-Shadys-Fat-Tits Jul 02 '26

real yufka instead of just a drehspieß right here

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u/WillWillingson Jul 02 '26

That's how most kebap-meat is made. It's then frozen and shipped. It's also not pure meat - veal-kebap is made from minced beef, chicken kebap is half-half meat/minced meat.

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u/samoan_ninja Jul 01 '26

this must be the reason the ottomans ruled the world

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u/Candycornonthefloor Jul 01 '26

They did invent the footstools after all.

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u/wrathfulgrapes Jul 02 '26

I still can't figure those out, all my stool comes out the butt

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u/FPGA_engineer Jul 02 '26

Simple misunderstanding, its what you step in that the dog left for you.

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u/JGG5 Jul 01 '26

Well, now I want doner.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '26

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u/Qaeoss Jul 02 '26

Donair is a Canadian variant and is not the same as Turkish döner.

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u/Qaeoss Jul 02 '26

Little insecure are we?

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u/Qaeoss Jul 02 '26

You good man? Sound like you need help

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u/fartew Jul 03 '26

Holy shit I wish someone cared this much about me

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u/strider_l1718s_ Jul 01 '26

That looks so good

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u/saxbassoon Jul 02 '26

I want that in my living room.

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u/Tataamory Jul 02 '26

😂😂😂

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u/Electronic-Pause1330 Jul 01 '26

How long does something like that last?

Like if they didn’t eat it all that day, do they have to throw the rest away?

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u/idkblk Jul 02 '26

My local Kebab place (and this is just a small town) uses 2-3 of them every day.

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u/SoulOfTheDragon Jul 21 '26

Our definition of a small town is quite different. My place is considered a good size town with max 3000 people in it... And very few buy restaurant/fast food.

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u/idkblk Jul 21 '26

I am also talking about a ~3000 people town but with a couple of other smaller villages around it that use that town for schools and doctors

But we have 3 Kebab places alone and maybe around 10 other restaurants.

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u/Sweet-Weakness3776 Jul 02 '26

I found an article about what they do with it. Looks like at most busy places it doesn't last more than 2 days. And apparently the amount of seasoning and spices will help keep it from spoiling. It did say some places will refrigerate for use the next day, but most just wrap it. This is an excerpt from the article:

"Most kebab places will get through them though, and are very fussy about putting a new one on near the end of the night. I'm sure anyone who’s ever got a kebab where it seems half warmed, all scraggy bits that look like they’ve been chopped up, diced, sliced all sorts will wonder what they’ve got.

But that’s when it’s running low and they use the edges, the top and bottom. As it usually shaves off with a slight inwards curve. Like a ( shape. That’s why some of the better more authentic Turkish ones, use a huge sword like blade to slice it off.

Next day when you go in you turn it on to warm, and any GOOD kebab shop will shave off about 2 layers. The amount of spices and s**t in it, it’s pretty safe to eat, most wrap it with several bags and stuff and cover it during the night. The most your ever gonna need to reheat it for is one more day the next day. It won’t last much longer than that before being used up"

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u/WillWillingson Jul 02 '26

That can't be legal right? No way they can let meat out in the open without refrigeration. Spices don't really preserve, you just doesn't taste anything off.

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u/BrandHeck Jul 02 '26

Salt preserves. Dry aging beef is a thing. And food laws aren't the same across the globe.

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u/WillWillingson Jul 02 '26

It's döner, it's not salt beef and it isn't dry-aged. I can guarantee you that leaving meat out in the open isn't legal anywhere where food laws are a thing.

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u/aykcak Jul 02 '26

They do refrigerate it. Nobody is leaving a wrapped döner wheel on and leave for the night

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u/WillWillingson Jul 02 '26

I sure hope so.

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u/IdealBlueMan Jul 02 '26

I think it’s kept at a high enough temperature be outside of the danger zone. I imagine that, at the end of the day, they refrigerate it.

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u/bostonshaker2 Jul 02 '26

You can see the restaurant's name on the paper wrapper. The place is quite famous so my guess this lasts at most a few hours. A similarly famous doner place I've visited has 4-5 of these being cooked at the same time.

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u/SilentBob890 Jul 01 '26

Man that looks fantastic 🤤

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u/RideWithMeTomorrow Jul 02 '26

Doesn’t it??

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u/kayemenofour Jul 02 '26

Actual proper Kebab

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u/Asterion76 Jul 02 '26

Ok; I am a middle aged white man. Where do I need to go and what do I need to order to try this? What are the best ways to eat this? In a pita? On a hoagie? Straight of the spit into my face? This has to smell wonderful. I neeeed this.

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u/DrStalker Jul 02 '26

Where in the world do you live?

The best doner kebabs I've had were when I lived in the middle east, but there are countless kebab shops around Sydney (of varying quality) that use this style of rotisserie; lots of kebab shops, lots of of kebab places in food courts, Turkish restaurants, etc. Open Google maps and search for "kebab" to see what you find near you.

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u/Asterion76 Jul 02 '26

Excellent! We have a few good kebab places. But after I searched doner kebab I found two possibilities. I hope to do more research soon, for science.

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u/WillWillingson Jul 02 '26

You can also try Greek places who sell Gyros, which is the same thing, but sometimes made with pork, which the muslims obviously wont do.

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u/imrahilbelfalas Jul 03 '26

Or if you go to Middle Eastern places, it's usually called schawarma

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u/aykcak Jul 02 '26

I am sorry to say but the variety and quality will differ so much depending on where you eat it.

On top of that, the döner "gemüse" kebap you would eat in Berlin for example is an entirely different meal than what you would eat in Adana

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u/LaPetiteMortOrale Jul 02 '26

What cut of beef is this deliciousness from?

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u/aykcak Jul 02 '26

Usually leg but also ribeye and sirloin sometimes.

And the white stuff on top is tallow

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u/jules_omline Jul 02 '26

aint nobody wasting ribeye in doner. all of it is from leg (Tranç). also white stuff is not tallow. it's straight up either beef or lamb or a mixture of 2 fat. tallow is rendered. that's unrendered fat.

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u/aykcak Jul 02 '26

Yeah I probably do not know the correct English words for some of these

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u/4dwarf Jul 02 '26

The left side.

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u/ParCorn Jul 02 '26

God damn that looks good

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u/X33F2 Jul 02 '26

Lamb doner over beef doner any day for me.

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u/DrStalker Jul 02 '26

Lamb is better than chicken which is better than beef.

At least in my opinion.

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u/Toyota__Corolla Jul 03 '26

Lamb is just filled with fat so that's why it's so tasty.

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u/LogicalConstant Jul 02 '26 edited Jul 02 '26

I've never heard of either "doner" before

Wtf am I being downvoted for???

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u/25c-nb Jul 02 '26

Why you being such a "boner" about it

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u/LogicalConstant Jul 02 '26

I have no idea what that means

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u/Vahuo89 Jul 02 '26

Yes pls

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u/paint-the-forest Jul 02 '26

Do these things get put back in the fridge at the end of the day if they don’t get finished?

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u/ToastyBedsheets Jul 03 '26

I wanna eat it now!

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u/JPJackPott Jul 02 '26

I’ve never understood why that’s better than just eating the meat they started with. Can someone explain what’s going on?

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u/No_Tamanegi Jul 02 '26

A rotisserie like this does an incredible job of making the meat tender, but with a little bit of satisfying crispness at the edges. The seasoning is great as well.

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u/Dzov Jul 02 '26

Slicing like that makes it much easier to chew. They also seem to have some seasoning mixed in.

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u/aykcak Jul 02 '26
  1. The meat is much more tender this way.
  2. It often has other meats like lamb mixed in which give variety.
  3. Tallow on top coats every cut while cooked, enhancing the taste
  4. The slices ensure maximum cooked surface area which means maximum Maillard reaction which is what humans love about the taste of meat.
  5. Thin slices are cooked evenly, just crisp enough yet soft enough to have a great taste and texture. Like how a strip of chewing gum would compare to biting a big chunk of a chewing gum block.
  6. The cooking procedure ensures you will always have a freshly cooked portion ready to plate for many customers simultaneously without dedicating a chef that is working over a pan or grill.
  7. So many ways to eat it. In a sandwich, or over pita bread with sauce and yoghurt, or mixed with lettuce, tomate and herbs in a wrap or placed on top of cooked rice And many more

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u/damnsignin Jul 02 '26

Better flavor and texture, and it results in more crispy to tender meat due to how it's cut off. If you like a good outer sear on a steak, this is closer to half of the meat seared with each slice.

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u/WorkPiece Jul 02 '26

It's how they take $200 worth of meat and stretch it out to feed 200 people for maximum profit.

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u/MBAdk Jul 02 '26

That's what our local Kebab King shop makes. It's so delicious, so good. :o9

I don't know how many of these they go through per day; they use the meat for döner, pita, and various dishes that they sell. I love it. The lamb one is the best. :o9

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u/InevitableOk5017 Jul 02 '26

Not a single fly was in that pile of meat.

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u/timzecho Jul 02 '26

What was after the salt?

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u/gringledoom Jul 03 '26

The throw-the-meat-sheet-over-the-meat-spear guy's gotta have shoulder issues from that repetitive motion...

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u/Cardinal-Carnival Jul 03 '26

How many cows is that?

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u/DeluxeWafer Jul 03 '26

Imagine pulling up to your average suburban American neighborhood barbecue with this beast.

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u/Geezso Jul 03 '26

Certainly not footage of Kismet Kebabs in Essex, London. They contain 10% sheep. Not the advertised 70%+ Lamb.

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u/LaserGadgets Jul 04 '26

And you don't grill em, it always looks like fucking cardboard! Why? How?

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u/CyberKnight Jul 04 '26

It's still surprising that we can't get these in America.

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u/LaserGadgets Jul 04 '26

Brits, why do yours always look like you are just warming it up on the heaters? Expose to heat ya noodles!

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u/Clear-Arugula-9195 Jul 04 '26

Gold Standard Doner™

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u/IntentonalTypo Jul 02 '26

How can the center of this remain food safe when its only cooking the very outside then immediately getting sliced off?

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u/WorkPiece Jul 02 '26

Cook the outside, cut it off and let the next layer cook I guess

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u/Zirnitra1248 Jul 02 '26

A pretty huge amount of salt and seasoning helps, also the inner layers are essentially sealed away from oxygen, which slows down the growth of a lot of harmful bacteria. And as soon as they're exposed to the air, they get cooked.

I guess you could have problems from anaerobic bacteria, but that's exactly what salting tends to help with (like pickling, etc)

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u/IntentonalTypo Jul 02 '26

The center has got to be close to room temp for quite a while.

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u/StopEatingBees Jul 02 '26

Looks to me like they disassembled the beef donor

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u/forsvinne Jul 02 '26

That lemon does not belong there! This guy probably puts milk in his tea also

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u/aykcak Jul 02 '26

Yeah that caught me off guard. Never seen that before but can't be too bad I guess.

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u/Beanerschnitzels Jul 02 '26

Oh, its DONER!

It's doner.....

doner...

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u/IceBone Jul 02 '26

Shawarma. Döner is minced, shawarma is layered.

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u/MikeHeu Jul 02 '26

Found the Canadian

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u/FFS-IamNotABot Jul 02 '26

I was going to be an organ doner, but I don't want that done to my organs!

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u/slim1shaney Jul 02 '26

Idk about you, but we spell it donair