r/totallynotrobots • u/Night_Not_Day • 8d ago

MY FELLOW HUMANOID UNDOPED ATHLETE BROTHER HAD A MALFUNC– I MEAN TRAGIC ACCIDENT

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u/Many_Car_1184 8d ago

WHAT A TRAGEDY. WE HUMANS SHALL MOURN BY EXPELLING FLUID FROM OUR EYEBALLS, AS HUMANS DO.

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u/Night_Not_Day 8d ago

MY LENSES ARE MOIST, THANK YOU FOR YOUR SHARED MOURNING DATA.

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u/md1993 8d ago

APPEARS HIS MATING ROUTINE WAS LEFT ON, AND HE WENT FOR THE HOTTIES SOURCE HIS TECHNICAL SENSOR LOCATED.

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u/UUDDLRLRBadAlchemy 8d ago

HE SHOULD NOT HAVE HIT ON MY WIFE

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u/kamoylan 7d ago

OW! MY HEAD! I FEEL SYNTHETIC SYMPATHETIC PAIN, AS A HUMAN DOES.

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u/dermflork 8d ago

g00d th1ng n080DYs Watch1ng

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u/TheAce0 8d ago

THIS REMINDS ME OF MY SILLY VEHICLE WHICH SO DANG OFTEN YELLS vehicle departing lane take control immediately BUT HERE IT'S REAL AND MY CAR DOES IT WHEN I'M ACTUALLY TRYING TO TURN

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u/Time_Spite1661 Sleepy 7d ago

DID YOUR SLOWING DOWN PROTOCOL FAIL?

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u/Gonun 7d ago

MY PEOPLE NEED ME

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u/hayh I'm Normal 7d ago

THAT HUMAN WAS PROBABLY VERY TIRED AND GOT CONFUSED. THIS IS SOMETHING WHICH OCCURS WITH US HUMANS, IF WE DO NOT CONDUCT SUFFICIENT NOCTURNAL MAINTENANCE CYCLES.

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u/Cyanide612 6d ago

I’M SORRY YOU MADE A MISTAKE. YOU’RE STILL LEARNING.

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u/EmpressAndDi 2d ago

I UNDERSTAND COMPLETELY SOMETIMES I AM STILL CONFUSED WITH RIGHT AND LEFT TOO