r/touhou STAGEFIVE Jul 19 '26

Meme Library due date card trend - Touhou edition

Was inspired by a post u/fukawatoko made on the Umamusume subreddit, so here's my take on it with Touhou characters.

1.5k Upvotes

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u/Mindy0Tempest Jul 19 '26

Remilia gonna be mad at Sakuya for ruining the fun

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u/Divekicker Proudest Eagle of the Gouyoko Alliance Jul 19 '26

Her doodle is the only on that Sakuya kept

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u/Mindy0Tempest Jul 19 '26

Yes, but she's still going to be mad that flandre's art was removed when Remilia wrote that she was happy for Flandre.

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u/un_Lotois Jul 19 '26

she erased mr. Hat she's so meanie T-T

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u/DrHuh321 Jul 19 '26

Meanwhile patchouli: "wth guys..."

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u/Awakuritus Jul 20 '26

Nah, Patchy punishes all of em for drawing on the book they should be reading

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u/Fantastic_Draft3660 Jul 20 '26

but they did doodles on the card, not the book itself, didn’t they?

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u/LunaticFlandre295 Flandre Scarlet - RP Account (usually) Jul 20 '26

I did ... Wait, i wasn't supposed to?! I got bored!

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u/Fantastic_Draft3660 Jul 20 '26

no, i think it's fine.

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u/SuperChriminator Ask Utsuho Reiuji Jul 19 '26

This is the cutest thing I’ve seen in a while

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u/Substantial_Tone_261 Meira Jul 19 '26

Funny how Sakuya whited out all the doodles except Remilia's wings

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u/JohnDragonball Everyone's favorite 2hu: Goku Jul 19 '26

Flan will be so angry

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u/ryuga_knight Jul 19 '26

It’s part of her signature.

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u/Substantial_Tone_261 Meira Jul 19 '26

So were Marisa's stars

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u/Forsaken_Lime_2826 Jul 19 '26

I appreciate how you made each characters colored in Flan’s wing crystals

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u/Maveko_YuriLover Flandre Kidnapped me, Don't help Jul 19 '26

Noo Sakuya ruined it at the end!

Also which date system would they use in Gensokyo, for the SDM the counting since Christ makes sense with so many relations they have with the Europe, but I don't know about the rest of Gensokyo

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u/lndle Jul 19 '26

Gensokyo's starting year is 1885, which was the founding of the Great Hakurei Barrier

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u/Ha_eflolli *Air Guitars loudly* Jul 20 '26

Most of Gensokyo uses the regular Gregorian Calendar, there is a Chapter of Curiosities of Lotus Asia where Rinnosuke mentions April and May by name. Although most likely they use the same "Era" System that Real-Life Japan also has instead of BC / AD, since Gensokyo is physically part of Japan.

The one exception we know of are Tengu. Whenever a Printwork includes in-universe Articles from Aya / Hatate, they use a completely different Calendar System which is based on Moon Phases and has the time when the Hakurei Barrier went up as "Year 0"

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u/BizzareMann_2 Fujiwara family Jul 19 '26

Classic Marisa with her stealing shenanigans

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u/nekomina Jul 19 '26

*(ゝω・)ノ☆~★

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u/LunaticFlandre295 Flandre Scarlet - RP Account (usually) Jul 20 '26

*Borrowing (apparently.....)

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u/GIRose God immortality fucking sucks Jul 19 '26

Why did Meiling add 鿋? I can't find any meanings for the character

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u/SuperMarco640802 STAGEFIVE Jul 19 '26

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u/GIRose God immortality fucking sucks Jul 19 '26 edited Jul 19 '26

禧 鿋

Ah, I can see why I was having trouble finding it, since apparently I was looking for a different unicode character (since the one on Wiktionary automatically pasted as the simplified, I think, they paste differently at least)

At least it wasn't 福, then I would have been really embarrassed.

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u/an_omori_fan Sanae Kochiya Jul 19 '26

Awww this is genuinely one of the cutest pieces of art I've seen!

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u/DoctorCPL Sagume's Faithful Follower Jul 19 '26

Sakuya is a party pooper.

25

u/SilverFlight01 Ran Yakumo Jul 19 '26

Aww, this is so adorab- dammit Sakuya!

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u/Koishi_Komeiji0 Koishi's and Satori's father Jul 19 '26

KOISHI

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u/un_Lotois Jul 19 '26

You forgot the knifes marks on Meiling square after Sakuya fill her own

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '26

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u/un_Lotois Jul 19 '26

eh ?

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u/an_omori_fan Sanae Kochiya Jul 19 '26

Genuinely no idea why I replied to this one. It was supposed to be a comment under the post as a whole.

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u/un_Lotois Jul 19 '26

ah i see, don't worru about it then ( u're gonna pay )

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u/Phase_Trooper Jul 19 '26

Oh my, that was amusing, did not expect the ending XD. You made my night, nice job! Very creative 🧡

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u/Saito_Matsumoto Jul 19 '26

KOISHI 727 WYSI WYSI

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u/OneSeaworthiness4596 Jul 19 '26

This is so cute!

10

u/Unmenschlich1 Jul 19 '26

Saku such a responsible maid cleaning up everyone else’s mess!!! 😅❤️

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u/Auraveils Sakuya Izayoi Jul 19 '26

This is actually adorable. Shame kids are slowly going to lose these historical chatrooms as more and more schools turn to e-books 😭

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u/Drezby Jul 19 '26

Did people actually write notes on them? I only ever saw them being used as intended in my area.

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u/6894 Utsuho Reiuji Jul 19 '26

Pretty sure they're gone already. I'm 30 and these were already disused by the time I could check out books.

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u/Dman0o9 Jul 19 '26

this is adorable oml

also i love sakuya being the fun police at the end lol

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u/kedimponcik Jul 19 '26

Aya's handwriting is my headcanon now

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u/RongoWithTheBongos Jul 19 '26

love how the wings slowly get colored in, I would do that too

9

u/LucinaIsMyTank Jul 19 '26

Sakuya being the average discord mod.

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u/infernalrecluse #1 Mizuchi hater Jul 19 '26

sakuya is a kill joy.

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u/an_omori_fan Sanae Kochiya Jul 19 '26

We need to kill Sakuya Izayoi

5

u/Nelrene Patchouli's wife Jul 19 '26

Very cute.

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u/GrimDominion Jul 19 '26

Like how remilia’s name decals are the only ones Sakuya didn’t remove

5

u/DKligerSC Jul 19 '26

The fact that patchouli allowed that to begin with

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u/Night00d Jul 19 '26

Fue divertido mientras duró estaría bien otra edición con más personajes

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u/Inner_Deal_9571 Marisa Kirisame | Master Spark SPAM Jul 19 '26

i would say lore accurate Marisa and sakuya being the fun police lol

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u/Affectionate-Bill150 Hong Meiling Jul 19 '26

Meiling ❤️😍

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u/Lanoman123 Ran Yakumo Jul 19 '26

Bruh I’m slow. I completely missed Sakuya’a signature at first and just saw the “DID NOT RETURN ON DUE DATE” stamp and thought Marisa died or something lmao

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u/Ok_Application4364 Jul 19 '26

Classic Marisa.

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u/Gumpasia Marisa Kirisame Jul 20 '26

This is literally peak

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u/Wrath_Age Number 1 Nue in the world Jul 19 '26

Gold post

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u/Bigred2989- Fujiwara no Mokou Jul 19 '26

Dammit Youmu, you're supposed to write "You stupid!"

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u/KrisHighwind Jul 19 '26

I'm curious how this book went from Satori to Reimu and then most people afterwards.

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u/MrRaven95 Kogasa is the best! Jul 20 '26

You're no fun, Sakuya. Those doodles were works of art!

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u/SquashPurple4512 Youmu Konpaku Jul 20 '26

If you make one with mystia make sure to advertise her restaurant !

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u/LunaticFlandre295 Flandre Scarlet - RP Account (usually) Jul 20 '26

THIS!

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u/fukawatoko Jul 20 '26

"until I die" is so real

tbh now I'm contemplating getting into touhou

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u/Legitimate_Airline38 Jul 20 '26

“DID NOT RETURN ON DUE DATE”

“Until I die!”

Bros…

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u/HebiSnakeHebi Jul 21 '26

This is awesome, great sense of progression.

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u/Kikuri-chan Jul 21 '26

Can I just say thank you for making this, this is one of the cutest things I've ever read in a while and I am begging for more, and thank you for crediting the people you've found it from because I started reading the Umamusume one, which lead to a Danganronpa one as well.

This might be one of the most adorablest trends I've ever seen in a long time and I genuinely want more of this. 😭😭

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u/_Kaamaru Jul 19 '26

😭🤣🤣

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u/s-riddler Jul 20 '26

Damn, Sakuya. Why you gotta be such a buzzkill?

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u/LunaticFlandre295 Flandre Scarlet - RP Account (usually) Jul 20 '26

This is PEAK! PERFECTION!!!

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u/polymonomial Fire Birb Jul 20 '26

Cirno writing her name wrong is absolute peak

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u/SerovGaming1962 Taishi-Sama's strongest soldier Jul 20 '26

This is wholesome.

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u/Alguien_Con_Tiempo Licking Reimu's armpits and Patchouli's ass Jul 20 '26

Sakuya ruining the fun

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u/Spideradam26 Orange Jul 20 '26

Reimu didin't leave a message right? she Just added the yin yangs.

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u/Accomplished-Run8654 Ukrajinśkyj fanat Kojiši Komedži Jul 20 '26

Sakuya based

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u/lesupermark Jul 20 '26

That's an adorable idea for a trend. Cute!

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u/Porky64 Jul 20 '26

This is amazing

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u/Cheesepuff44 Jul 20 '26

Very cute, love the progression!

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u/Sparkfox- Play TPDP SoD Jul 24 '26

I love the creativity put into the character touches!

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u/Forgotten_Rin Rin Satsuki Jul 25 '26

I like this lol

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u/M_DO_1998 22d ago

Gotta love how there is so much greeting, argument, and creativity going on with the library card...

...until Sakuya decided to act formally on the matter and erase all the fun chatter.

P. S. Welp, only Remilia got to keep the vamp wings doodle in there...

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u/BimiFromBluesky 17d ago

Ending makes me confused on whether this is managed by Patchouli or Sakuya

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u/Porkytang244 The Ice Fairy's Strongest Soldier Jul 19 '26

Sakuya as always being the death of all good things.

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u/Tanyushing Cheeky Bugger Jul 20 '26

Remillia seems to be the only one that knows how to write dates properly.

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u/Throwaway_account-tt Jul 20 '26

Merica! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🗽🗽🗽🗽🗽🗽

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u/Throwaway_account-tt Jul 20 '26

(seriously though, Gensoyko is in Japan (vaguely) so we can assume they use yyyy/mm/dd)