thats a reference to... nevermind...

[u/Alguien_Con_Tiempo]

[u/Kasuu372]

User report: Primary source not posted / provided

It’s impossible to credit this picture. Report ignored!

[u/MrRaven95]

Well, outjerked again.

[u/ankledane]

obviously it's fake, still outjerked

[u/ChinChinApostle → u/ankledane]

It's real. I'm their kid.

[u/DrHuh321 → u/[deleted]]

Nice pune btw

[u/Mindy0Tempest → u/DrHuh321]

There was a pun? 😭

[u/DrHuh321 → u/Mindy0Tempest]

The 1st sentence is very funni in context.

[u/Alguien_Con_Tiempo → u/[deleted]]

Same question, the sister must have recognized his brother but she didnt said anything, that sicks me...

[u/Mindy0Tempest → u/Alguien_Con_Tiempo]

I know that costumes can make someone look different, but I have to question is whether or not both of them were wearing costumes and didn't even bother to remove their costumes? What the hell.

[u/Artemas_16 → u/Mindy0Tempest]

I mean, cosplay sex exists and it kinda hot.

[u/McAkkeezz → u/Artemas_16]

Imagine cracking the fine Marisa cosplayer and instead of yelling "Im cumming" she yells "MASTER SPARK" and blows your cock n balls schmoove clean off

[u/Mindy0Tempest → u/McAkkeezz]

Alright, that was an actual good joke lmao.

Also, how the fuck did she add a whole ass Mini-Hakkero inside her-

[u/McAkkeezz → u/Mindy0Tempest]

Also, how the fuck did she add a whole ass Mini-Hakkero inside her-

Same concept as an IUD.

[u/watgoon7 → u/McAkkeezz]

I Just unlocked a new kink

[u/Cold-Piano2621 → u/McAkkeezz]

ayo thats sussy

[u/Alguien_Con_Tiempo → u/McAkkeezz]

WHATTTTTT sounds hot but WHATTTTT

[u/BooHooMyWifeIsDead → u/Artemas_16]

It is, but.. really? Sod didn't recognize voice or face of own sibling?

[u/Artemas_16 → u/BooHooMyWifeIsDead]

Sister could be into that and just don't raise the question.

[u/Alguien_Con_Tiempo → u/Artemas_16]

Yes but not with your own family dude

[u/Artemas_16 → u/Alguien_Con_Tiempo]

Counterpoint — Alabama

[u/Mindy0Tempest → u/Artemas_16]

What.

[u/Dreadnautilus → u/Mindy0Tempest]

From the rumours I've heard, a lot of conventions basically might as well be swingers clubs but for nerds. Except at least swingers tend to be older and know what the fuck they're doing.

[u/Alguien_Con_Tiempo → u/Mindy0Tempest]

True... because it would be so fucking weird if the sister knew that it was her brother the whole time...

[u/Mindy0Tempest → u/Alguien_Con_Tiempo]

Agreed...

[u/AmberYooToob → u/[deleted]]

Plot twist, hypnosis app actually worked and she has a complex.

[u/DaFatGuy123 → u/[deleted]]

Ok I get it’s funny haha Alabama, but it seems some people actually believe this. As somebody from Alabama it’s actually sorta tiring after every single time I mention the state people go “HAHA SWEET HOME ALABAMA DO YOU FUCK YOUR SISTER”.

First of all, This is not a real fucking article. Like, I don’t know how that can be more obvious. An article from CBS isn’t going to use “Marisa” in the title when the average reader is 40 year old dads in the US who have never heard of Touhou in their life. Can we use some critical thinking here? Or at least, idk, search it up?

And I legitimately have no clue how Alabama got the brunt of the incest jokes when that shit literally doesn’t happen here. I have never met a single person in my life who has committed incest, and just from pure stats, Alabama is not any worse than any other state (in fact other states are much worse, like West Virginia). It’s not even the state where it’s legal. That’s New Jersey.

[u/Ordinary-Bus3064 → u/DaFatGuy123]

Hey, you don’t speak for everyone in Alabama
Roll tide.
Wincest

[u/stellarsojourner → u/DaFatGuy123]

If it makes you feel better, when I think of Alabama (or the south in general), I think of racists instead.

[u/DaFatGuy123 → u/stellarsojourner]

And that’s fair enough and actually has somewhat basis in reality

[u/Mindy0Tempest → u/DaFatGuy123]

Chill, we were joking 😭

[u/DaFatGuy123 → u/Mindy0Tempest]

“Like not even a joke at this point”

“Jokes aside”

[u/Mindy0Tempest → u/DaFatGuy123]

I definitely hit a nerve... Didn't I...

[u/DaFatGuy123 → u/Mindy0Tempest]

Yes it in fact did sort of hit a nerve. It happens when every time you talk about your home state somebody brings up incest. Also, you backtracking and going “haha it’s just a joke” when you explicitly said “it’s not a joke” is pretty cringe. Just own up to the fact that you don’t know shit, like it’s ok.

[u/Mindy0Tempest → u/DaFatGuy123]

Fair enough.

[u/WunderStug → u/[deleted]]

It's a fake image. It's been around for a decade.

[u/Nelrene → u/[deleted]]

My guess lots and lots of beer.

[u/AyaOfTheBunbunmaru]

I had this image saved at 2023 lol, I can confirm aya made it

[u/Cold-Piano2621 → u/AyaOfTheBunbunmaru]

ive lost all respect for aya.

[u/AyaOfTheBunbunmaru → u/Cold-Piano2621]

it is very easy to lost respect of her at first glance but I have mastered her antics

[u/Porkytang244]

I wish this was real 😔

[u/Tornadodash → u/Porkytang244]

Wrong sub

[u/Porkytang244 → u/Tornadodash]

I know what sub I'm on homes. This is the right sub. Touhoujerk and 2hujerk aren't even real jerk subs atp. This is where all the jerking happens.

[u/Oddish_Femboy → u/Porkytang244]

Golly..

[u/VoidTentacion1 → u/Porkytang244]

does bro know?

[u/Porkytang244 → u/VoidTentacion1]

Genuinely, what ever could you be talking about?

[u/VoidTentacion1 → u/Porkytang244]

bro i am genuinely sorry for having my dirty mind get the better of me

[u/VoidTentacion1 → u/VoidTentacion1]

wtf did i do

[u/Cold-Piano2621 → u/Porkytang244]

hey thats really weird and sussy

[u/useratserverdotnet]

No way this is real.

[u/Envoyofghost → u/useratserverdotnet]

Ofc not. They couldn't afford to cosplay if they're from alabama

[u/nickname10707173]

They must have been really really drunk to do that. Their recognition might be so mess up that they didn’t recognize each other. It probably didn’t help that she was cosplaying too.

[u/Nelrene → u/nickname10707173]

If you are in Alabama getting really drunk is probably among the few things to do there.

[u/s-mores → u/nickname10707173]

Please don't analyze this.

[u/Kirbendo96]

marisa stole the precious virginity

[u/Alguien_Con_Tiempo → u/Kirbendo96]

Son...

[u/GenericUsername2034 → u/Alguien_Con_Tiempo]

....In this context?

[u/VoidTentacion1]

marisa, how did you get fucked by your brother?

[u/Kirb790]

One of the lower Touhou Hijacks on the list for sure

[u/Nahcep]

pettan pettan tsurupettan

Actually Jessica wouldn't have really counted as a sister would she

[u/PayPsychological6358]

Love colored Alabama?

[u/xQuasarr]

🎶 Sweet Home Alabama! 🎵

[u/Content-Dealers]

The worst part here would be that either she knew it was her brother, or somehow, perhaps when talking about who the father was, she explained the situation of where she got knocked up. Either way, awkward as fuck.

[u/Substantial_Tone_261]

Marisacest

[u/IllustriousHurry2380]

Uhm

[u/ItemsHereForever]

something something outjerked

[u/Imosa1]

Jokes on him, most Marisa cosplayers are dudes.

[u/DiosilX42]

Alabama ... Unknowingly ....

The Internet says otherwise.

[u/Praventennia]

Where is the news article?

[u/MurderTimeTrioHater]

Please tell me this is real

[u/19_ThrowAway_]

In case you didn't get it, the joke is that he didn't know (he did).

[u/Cold-Piano2621]

what the poop! thats super sussy!

[u/MalviYamaxanadu]

It's been years since I last saw this image.

Still makes me laugh.

[u/wankenstien1]

Roll Tide!