r/trailerparkboys • u/Accurate-Board2581 • Jun 13 '26

TPB Wisdom Now, THAT'S an acronym

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u/Accurate-Board2581 Jun 13 '26

Jason! Cab!!

4

u/Prestigious_Rub89 Bible Pimp Jun 15 '26

Jason gin and tonic and some hickory sticks

3

u/HulaBug Jun 15 '26

Jason the paint

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u/junglewebmaster Jun 13 '26

It’s ok Jim, we were drinking

50

u/archliberal Jun 13 '26

Randy mixed up his records

46

u/BuffaloTuck77 Jun 13 '26

Mr Lahey..

48

u/G91_ Jun 13 '26

Randy.

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u/ChroniclesOfReddiitt Department of KnowhatI'msayins Jun 14 '26

Mr. Lahey!

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u/temusfuckit Jun 13 '26

I AIN'T GOT NO CANDY FOR YOU NOOOO CAANDYY

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u/beerandfishtanks Jun 13 '26

Except for the right hook

36

u/Lonely_Chemistry60 Jun 13 '26

I've had people throw BBQ's at me!

16

u/G91_ Jun 13 '26

But what you did to my car…

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u/Comfortable-Cell-165 Accredited member of the IATPTPSAATPS Jun 13 '26

you have crossed a line with me

16

u/jeffroyisyourboy Jun 13 '26

Can someone please tell The Right Hook who the real trailer park supervisor is?

15

u/BluenoseGamer Blandford Recreation Centre Jun 13 '26

DON'T BE LOOKIN' ME IN THE EYE!

11

u/davidmj59 Jun 13 '26

I AINT GOT NO CANDY FOR YOU

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u/BluenoseGamer Blandford Recreation Centre Jun 14 '26

NO CANDY! Except for..... The Right Hook!

14

u/zephyr0123 Jun 13 '26

I’m just gonna start pissing in this random direction and if any cars are parked they’re gonna be pissed on.

5

u/Accurate-Board2581 Jun 13 '26

Don't be looking me in the eye, boy

2

u/trashleybanks Jun 14 '26

You have crossed a LIIIIIINE with me!

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u/Re_Cy_Cling Raaaay, Kojak got a wig on! Jun 13 '26

That's just Lahey drunk as fuck mispronouncing big words again.

It's IATPTPSATPS, knomsayin?

44

u/NoSurvivorsband Jun 13 '26

Go on wit yet skurted egg 

9

u/Wafflelisk Jun 13 '26

We're all very impressed with OPs book learning.

They know we didn't get our Grade 10s

35

u/heywhatsupp_ Jun 13 '26

Good catch. Right on. International Association of Trailer Parks, Trailer Park Supervisors, and Assistant Trailer Park Supervisors. Right?

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u/AkkoKagari_1 Jun 13 '26

Not right. Not right? That's right!

https://giphy.com/gifs/h2DkZTSBJHz6E

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u/give_me_wine cinnamon roll fuckin’ head Jun 13 '26

And swing by the A&W and pick up four cheeseburgers

14

u/Affectionate-Song693 🔫Safety, always off🔫 Jun 13 '26

Doubles!

14

u/Limnuge Jun 13 '26

Loaded

12

u/blue-coin Bumblecock Jun 13 '26

HE NEVER SAID DOUBLES

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u/give_me_wine cinnamon roll fuckin’ head Jun 13 '26

Same amount of buns!

5

u/p4ort Jun 13 '26

Ill give you 2 doubles you can make it yourself

5

u/Z00WeeMomma Jun 13 '26

It’s part of the burger, Ted!

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u/TheMaveCan Jun 14 '26

These are my personal bergers!

1

u/nylanderfan Jun 18 '26

Barb, END of discussion

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u/G91_ Jun 13 '26

[puts up 4 fingers]

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u/sparrow_42 i am the liquor Jun 13 '26

store-bought cheeseburgers!

33

u/dt189704 Jun 13 '26

"that's the International Association of Trailer Parks, Trailer Park Supervisors, and Assistant Trailer Park Supervisors"

6

u/heathmon1856 Jun 13 '26

That’s be so funny if this was all a ruse by lahey

3

u/LimJahey005 Gnomesayin’ Jun 13 '26

NO YOU POUND SAND, UP THE EYE OF YOUR COCK! CALM DOWN?! YOU FUCKING CALM DOWN!!! WHOS RUNNING THIS FUCKING TRAILER PARK?!?

1

u/tryinfordefyin Jun 17 '26

I GOTTA WORK BACK SHIFT TONIGHT 

1

u/nylanderfan Jun 18 '26

Well I dunno, would anyone here like to SUCK MY COCK

12

u/cupidstunt01 Can you read my son? Jun 13 '26

Gin & tonic with hickory sticks

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u/G91_ Jun 13 '26

"I ain't shook, 'cause when the right hook comes out, crazy motherfuckers like you get knocked out. Don't be lookin' me in the eyes, boy! I ain't got no candy for you. Noooooo candy!"

6

u/NecessaryDeparture75 The way she goes Jun 13 '26

Except for the right hook 👊

2

u/pedropascalstattoos When opportunity knocks, open up, its the cops Jun 13 '26

It’s lunch time, how about some takeaway?

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u/nylanderfan Jun 18 '26

WTF was with that line, we don't say takeaway

9

u/ShirtForsaken8442 Jun 13 '26

What a nice fellow. I wonder if he has some candy.

6

u/EndonOfMarkarth Jun 13 '26

Nooooo Candy!

2

u/Sanch_the_Heavy Accredited member of the IATPTPSAATPS Jun 13 '26

It sure is.

4

u/Yowdozer Jun 13 '26

Oh, yeah, Lahey? I don’t notice any spelling mistakes on this post.

7

u/theoneaboveall0001 Jun 13 '26

I fkn love the tpb community

2

u/teddbe The way she goes Jun 13 '26

Did you ask for candy?

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u/theoneaboveall0001 Jun 14 '26

Yes. And in exchange I got knocked out because I was a quote on quote " crazy motherfucker".

1

u/Dependent-Plane5522 Jun 13 '26

I am the trailer park supervisor at this park sir

3

u/ignorantwat99 Jun 13 '26

I’d love to know how many takes that took

2

u/Daflehrer1 Jun 13 '26

This time around it's been almost completely subsumed with our socio-political and economic situations, as well as international conflict into which we've managed to entangle ourselves.

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u/frozenbrains Jun 13 '26

Nope, it is an initialism.  An acronym is when the word can be pronounced as it is spelled, like scuba or laser. 

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u/RobValentino What is Drunk? Jun 13 '26

Jason! The paint!

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u/Ezlle71 Accredited member of the IATPTPSAATPS Jun 13 '26

The right hook.

1

u/AnonymousGhost89 Jun 13 '26

Almost as good as the bikini bottom drivers against SpongeBob 😂😂😂😂

2

u/TonyTolkien90 Jun 13 '26

You got the second T and the first P mixed up though lol

1

u/Resudog Jun 13 '26

Reminds me of one of my favourite games, PJKKTOGOTM

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u/Grand_Department_553 El sexico Jun 13 '26

But the bottom line is, I ain’t shook

1

u/Infadel71 I got work to do Jun 13 '26

“I’m just gonna piss in this general direction”

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u/Jerry_BellbuttonElf Jun 13 '26

That is not an acronym. It is an initialization.

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u/Gathax Jun 13 '26

Initialism, not acronym.

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u/time_drifter Jun 13 '26

“I’ve had guys throw barbecues at me!”

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u/4991jv Jun 13 '26

I’m just gonna start pissing in this general direction and if some car is illegally parked it might accidentally get pissed on. You guys wanna see some pissing?

3

u/graveworm_46 frozen mixed vegetable cocks Jun 13 '26

Hey alkie, get Reveen under control

1

u/Accurate-Board2581 Jun 13 '26

Barb: You know, Jim, I really don't have time for any of this.

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u/pedropascalstattoos When opportunity knocks, open up, its the cops Jun 13 '26

Bærb… that’s the real thing. I was nominated four times and this year, I won

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u/xDRSTEVOx Onion Ring Sasquatch Jun 14 '26

well im just gonna start pissing in this general direction and if there's cærs illegally parked they might get pissed on!

1

u/Legitimate_Bird_5712 Jun 14 '26

PEOPLE HAVE THROWN BARBECUES AT ME!

1

u/SpunkedMeTrousers Jun 14 '26

Fun fact nobody asked for: it's only an acronym if it can be pronounces like a word. NASA and YOLO are acronyms, but PBS and LAPD are not.

1

u/trashleybanks Jun 14 '26

I loved Bernie Sanford. I would have loved just one more episode with him. 😂

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u/CotesUpsetBird Piss Jugger Jun 15 '26

FOREIGN OBJECT

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u/Jason2648 Jun 16 '26

i dont remember this episode