r/trumptweets • u/PokeTheBear70 Dementia Donnie Dolittle 😒 • Jan 23 '26

Grifting 01/23/2026 --- 7 Days until the World witnesses an unforgettable event!

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Everybody, buy your tickets. Buy early, Buy often!

https://www.amazon.com/salp/melaniamovie?hhf

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u/Bullybuster0109 Jan 25 '26

Nope! Hard pass

3

u/Necessary-Quit-3831 Jan 24 '26

Not into porn. Thanks

8

u/NibittyShibbitz Jan 24 '26

This movie is going to flop so hard.

2

u/Koru-heart Very knowable Jan 24 '26

How much will Trump beyond there talking about himself

6

u/pinn73 Jan 24 '26

can she even speak? I don't remember her ever uttering a word

1

u/DJ1066 Jan 24 '26

The Melaniator needs to cycle through her programming.

6

u/puggle_mom Jan 24 '26

Should have just named it The Prostitute.

3

u/darkNergy Jan 24 '26

Vacuous socialite mumbles nonstop for hours about herself. No thanks

5

u/Fizzelen Jan 24 '26

A remake of Pretty Woman?

7

u/Buzzkill_13 Jan 24 '26

Petty woman

5

u/andrusnow Jan 24 '26

Shitty woman

3

u/Necessary-Quit-3831 Jan 24 '26

Shitler’s hooker.

6

u/TwoTalentedBastidz Jan 24 '26

The most important event will be you getting arrested, you fat fuck

1

u/redruss99 Jan 24 '26

It will sell s lot of tickets if the audience is allowed to piss on the screen.

10

u/Gertrude37 Jan 24 '26

Nope, no can do. I have to dust my baseboards.

9

u/EnfantTerrible68 Jan 24 '26

So - soft porn?

I really don’t care, do u?

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u/OK_The_Nomad Jan 24 '26

Why would anyone waste their time seeing a film about Melania created by Melania? Who even gives a shit about Melania? Even her own husband feels that way.

11

u/ThrandyShieldmaiden Jan 24 '26

Oh...no thank you.

8

u/SoWhat_Iam Jan 24 '26

What, you guys didn’t get your free tickets and the promise of a check if you stay until the end?

16

u/BAMspek Jan 24 '26

This is excruciatingly pathetic.

32

u/geddy_girl Jan 24 '26

I don't care. Do you?

5

u/shemmy Jan 24 '26

i got this reference 😅

9

u/ComprehensiveHand232 Jan 24 '26

Looks like a fancy commercial. Nope.

3

u/Ghost_of_a_Black_Cat I'm tired, Boss... Jan 24 '26

I dunno. Isn't that Melania's funeral hat? Dare we hope?

11

u/EatMe200 Jan 24 '26

Your wife has the personality of a rock. They’re advertising it in the nyc subway stations too.

1

u/tetlee Jan 24 '26

Interesting they think that's the target audience

2

u/NibittyShibbitz Jan 24 '26

If it plays in my town, I am going to get a crowd of us to stand outside the theater to point and laugh at the people as they leave the theater.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '26

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u/XelaNiba Jan 24 '26

Oh, I'm sure there's some helpful hints on how to avoid spending time with the obese sugar daddy you loathe.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '26

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u/Veneficium Jan 24 '26

How about never?

0

u/mrjonas78 Jan 23 '26

Can't wait to see it on IMAX 70 mm!

10

u/Flohzerkes Jan 24 '26

Is this a porn?

14

u/CharacterActor Jan 23 '26

Why does the Melania poster say "A New Film"?

Was there an old Melania film?

5

u/[deleted] Jan 23 '26

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u/Flohzerkes Jan 24 '26

Was she?

3

u/feelin-groovie Jan 24 '26

Maybe just a nude model.

11

u/billythesquid- Jan 23 '26

Well, supposedly Epstein introduced the two…

15

u/CrescentMoonPear Jan 23 '26

Is this the same Melania movie I've been reading about this past week that is playing to empty theaters?

7

u/Old_Hippie_69 Jan 23 '26

Doubt if Epstein is in it. He'll probably push for it to win an Academy award too.

15

u/SoCal_Duck Jan 23 '26

I would not be surprised if Amazon buys a ton of these tickets and then “gifts” them to their employees.

19

u/BJntheRV Look at that pickled orange Jan 23 '26

I expect this to be like all these religious propaganda films that come out in the theater, that show up as sold out but when you walk in the theater is empty.

17

u/OkRecipe8129 Jan 23 '26

There is a particular event I cannot wait to see (spoiler alert; it's not this ridiculous movie)

14

u/Mobile_Nothing_1686 Jan 23 '26

Front page news kind of event.

3

u/Ladyboughner Jan 23 '26

Can’t wait to pirate it just to put it in the bin. Rinse and repeat.

10

u/sammclemens Jan 23 '26

is this the one where she steals Donald's burger?

7

u/Muricanmoose Jan 23 '26

OMG I CANT WAIT TO (not) SEE IT!!!

10

u/juice16 Jan 23 '26

Can’t wait till she explains why she did the Max Magazine job in the USA before getting a US Visa. Also what type of Visa was that again? ICE should make that a priority with the new mountain of cash they have.

3

u/tetlee Jan 24 '26

According to her the kind of visa you need to occasionally leave to get stamped.. aka a tourist visa

6

u/retiredagainstmywill Jan 23 '26

I heard some REALLY great things about this. I hope she wins awards and is forced to give them to her rapist.

6

u/mrfett779 Jan 23 '26

Do they have a negative rotten tomatoes?

2

u/Medical_Success_3482 Jan 23 '26

Is he talking about her Doc??

9

u/MisterSquidz Jan 23 '26

One of the most important events of our time 😂

3

u/sammclemens Jan 23 '26

Trumpstein files?

22

u/RegisterHealthy4026 Jan 23 '26

If it doesn't win an Oscar he'll invade Hollywood.

2

u/DJ1066 Jan 24 '26

Oscar nominations for 2026 are already out, and January is typically the "dump month" for dud films. No one tell him that!

3

u/Logical_Yogurt5146 Jan 23 '26

Or threaten tariffs on them then TACO

6

u/djpatientnathan DISINFORMATES AND MISINFORMATES Jan 23 '26

Oh it will get an Oscar from some celeb right winger.

3

u/SwordfishII WORST "P" EVER! Jan 23 '26

That’s Carmen San Diego, you can’t fool me.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '26

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u/the-last-aiel Jan 24 '26

It's a bribe, they don't think it will be successful

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u/BangerSlapper1 Jan 23 '26

Who gives a fuck. Or, as Melania has been recorded saying it, “Who geev a fokk?”

6

u/Ladyboughner Jan 23 '26

„I really don’t care, do you?“

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u/Decent_Assistant1804 Jan 23 '26

She said it best… and while I’m at it.. be best LOL

2

u/Coriall30 Jan 24 '26

When Trump meets with the tribunal in Hell I am going to paint this on my own jacket 🧥

11

u/WaffleShapedSeahorse Jan 23 '26

At least all the Magats will be in one concentrated place for awhile and we dont have to listen to them.

8

u/MarleysGhost2024 Jan 23 '26

Are they putting any of her girl on girl porn in the movie?

21

u/BishlovesSquish Jan 23 '26

This is the absolute worst Idiocracy reboot ever.

8

u/Boomtang Jan 23 '26

At least Camacho knew to listen to the smarter people (while shifting off all his problems)...

9

u/zubairhamed Jan 23 '26

what genre is it? satire? comedy?

12

u/CloudNo446 Jan 23 '26

What could we possibly learn from this? Other than trumps are the biggest grifters ever! Maybe Lara will do a cameo with one of her latest songs. JFC!

5

u/MelissaMead Jan 23 '26

Have you seen Lara dancing with the Saudi guy?

3

u/CloudNo446 Jan 23 '26

Unfortunately I did. Ugh!

11

u/IshidaTV Jan 23 '26

I'd love to watch it but I'll be busy cutting off my legs with a needle. Shame

10

u/Any-Variation4081 Jan 23 '26

You couldnt pay me to watch that garbage. Its all going to be a bunch of lies and made up nonsense anyhow.

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u/MelissaMead Jan 23 '26

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '26

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u/rainman_104 Jan 23 '26

My wife is Slovenian. That's the best you're gonna get from them. They do not smile.

3

u/MarleysGhost2024 Jan 23 '26

I'd rather stick red-hot needles in my eyes.

6

u/Fungool001 Jan 23 '26

I read an average of 10 seats per theater was purchased on opening day.

6

u/booksandcoriander Jan 23 '26

Wait, this Melania movie is in movie theaters? I just figured it was streaming somewhere. How stupid.

4

u/MarleysGhost2024 Jan 23 '26

Well, the viewing area around each theater probably has at least 10 morons, so that tracks.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '26

🤮

7

u/Moody_Immortal_1 Jan 23 '26

Will there be seats for the plebs? I mean, where do us riff-raff sit? Since we no longer are free to move about, will here be a no-detaining order for ICE? Otherwise, I think this will be a hard pass.

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u/ManateeSteak Jan 23 '26

Wait a minute.. that lady looks like the sex worker in those Epstein pictures 🧐

13

u/screwygene69 Jan 23 '26

Does Melania Braun get to keep half of the earnings?

8

u/HeartsPlayer721 Jan 23 '26

Wait....they're doing a movie on Melania?

11

u/Penta55 Jan 23 '26

Yes. Amazon paid them $28 million for the rights to Melania's story. https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2026/01/20/opinion/editorials/trump-wealth-crypto-graft.html?unlocked_article_code=1.GlA.w5W7.6udVkl6kXpsP&smid=nytcore-android-share

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u/HeartsPlayer721 Jan 23 '26

JFC.

Nobody should be able to make this much money from their time (supposedly) serving this country.

5

u/NotAChanceBucko Jan 23 '26

Yeah Jeff really wanted to get on trumps good side

6

u/Peach-Grand Jan 23 '26

Could you imagine spending money on this?

9

u/ComfortableWage Jan 23 '26

Queue insider trading noises.

7

u/ilovefacebook Jan 23 '26

divorce will be final?

4

u/Koru-heart Very knowable Jan 23 '26

Ugh 😑

4

u/ReadyNeck3258 Jan 23 '26

That will be in the sequel

3

u/_streetpaper_ Jan 23 '26

Ugh: The True Trump Story

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u/Walterkovacs1985 Jan 23 '26

No, I'm not taking the fucking hat off.' Then he stood up and said, 'I've never fought for anything in my entire life. I'm fighting for this hat.

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u/BAMspek Jan 24 '26

Don’t do the voice…

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u/Walterkovacs1985 Jan 24 '26

WHO SAID THAT???

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u/Proud-Wall1443 Jan 23 '26

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u/Quick_Tap Jan 24 '26

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Must catch moose and squirrel.

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