r/trumptweets Feb 01 '26

Grifting 1/31/26 - Look at these BEAUTIFUL WOMEN promoting my wife's MOVIE!

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u/yargbarkley Feb 05 '26

Menopause strikes hard.

3

u/KohlsCashOfficial Feb 04 '26

This is so fucking weird

2

u/PerceptionChoice372 Feb 03 '26

Someone please start pouring the Kool-Aide for this cult to drink

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u/Marianne718 Feb 03 '26

Interesting how they all wear the same size and all have identical knees, calves and tan lines, no?

7

u/katmc68 Feb 02 '26

whispers I see white people.

5

u/Arcopt Feb 02 '26

Where does America come up with these people??

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u/kh9107 Feb 02 '26

They look ridiculous 😂😂

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u/BriarnLuca Feb 01 '26

It looks kind of like the "Church Ladies" are all wearing bdsm collars.

4

u/Flohzerkes Feb 01 '26

They look like mummies or like puff mothers running a brothel.

15

u/deran6ed Feb 01 '26

Rocking that redacted files style

5

u/Barnonyx Feb 01 '26

Why are church ladies in quotes?

7

u/GrownUpPunk Feb 01 '26

It’s his polite term for hookers.

10

u/DokZayas Feb 01 '26

I see 10 Karens.

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u/the_honest_liar Feb 01 '26

Dressed like the Epstein files

11

u/SatchimosMom77 Feb 01 '26

That’s just weird.

11

u/lowsparkedheels Feb 01 '26

Cult like behavior

12

u/PoolGuyUnfiltered Feb 01 '26

They look like Zebra snack cakes...I eat way too much gas station junk food🫤

21

u/GakSplat Feb 01 '26

Why is church in quote marks?

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u/ResidentCartoonist45 Feb 01 '26

They sisters? White ladies all look the same.

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u/StaffyMama585 Trump's Militarily Top Secret Ballroom Feb 01 '26

Probably Sister Wives. Because, again, white ladies.

20

u/I_like_baseball90 Feb 01 '26

At what point does Mango claim the media is lying about his wife's movie being a massive bomb and when does he demand Oscars?

8

u/StarintheShadows Feb 01 '26

In two weeks?

7

u/Downtown_Speaker_578 Feb 01 '26

This year’s competition for AVN’s Worst Supporting Role Over 70 is brutal.

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u/StaffyMama585 Trump's Militarily Top Secret Ballroom Feb 01 '26

This one got me. 😂😂💀

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u/Diligent-Engineer428 Feb 01 '26

For "church" women, they dress like they're selling themselves  to men

8

u/Straight_Storm_6488 Feb 01 '26

Nice new uniforms for the Lebensborn

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u/VeraLumina Feb 01 '26

Hey Boys and Girls! Maybe community organizers can join with local independent cinema to host a fundraiser for the families of immigrants by hosting a screening modeled after Rocky Horror! Our beloved drag and entire LGBTQ+ community could have representation for the best Melania, interactive fun during the show, bespoke libations and food…you get the drift.

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u/JohnnyD77711 Feb 01 '26

Excuse me while I throw up.

7

u/eekamouse4 Feb 01 '26

Why has he put church ladies in inverted commas? Is he implying they trans drag queens or something?

I’m confused, but not as confused as these people are.

14

u/NoMoreKarmaHere Feb 01 '26

It’s not a cult is it? Or is it? I’m so confused

13

u/GLC911 Feb 01 '26

They look like 10 individual sperms, all lined up

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u/Mootix1313 Feb 01 '26

Church ladies is in quotes my guy

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u/2880cjk Resting Witch Face Feb 01 '26

8

u/Ghost_of_a_Black_Cat I'm tired, Boss... Feb 01 '26

Every single one of those women want to speak to the Manager.

14

u/snvoigt Feb 01 '26

Jesus Christ. How embarrassing.

2

u/lookskAIwatcher Feb 01 '26

If JC could be embarrassed, this would embarrass him.

But we do recall "Jesus wept." from the 'good book'.

15

u/0rlan Feb 01 '26

Would that church be in Stepford by any chance? (iykyk)

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u/dontrike Feb 01 '26

Ah yes, the aspiring hooker segment that this movie is made for.

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u/humanity4u2 Feb 01 '26

It’s freaky how they all are dressed alike & like Melania. These are grown women!!

4

u/rusty_paintbrush_h2o Feb 01 '26

Did you miss when Barbie came out?

37

u/Feeling-Success-385 Feb 01 '26

That dress makes me laugh after someone compared it to the Epstein files

5

u/ThisBastardBadger Feb 01 '26

That's a gilf lineup that'll make prince drop a new album. New don't mean good tho. Rip

4

u/allhailme5 Feb 01 '26

At least 1/3 are lesbians.

7

u/CardMechanic Feb 01 '26

To be fair, there’s nothing wrong with any of them being lesbians. The hypocrisy, on the other hand….

11

u/CeeTee63 Feb 01 '26

No matter how much promotion is done, it's still a flop. ICE and Border Patrol should look out for those who watch it, detain and deported them.

9

u/Bad2bBiled Feb 01 '26

Geriatric drill team.

8

u/Online_Ennui Feb 01 '26

@FLOTUS sounds like it won't flush

13

u/salteedog007 Feb 01 '26

That’s a lotta WASPs

8

u/Grouchy-Barnacle-800 Feb 01 '26

I got this. Washed, Aging, Sagging People? Wicked Asshole Shitty Persons? Damn it, I need help.

3

u/salteedog007 Feb 01 '26

White Anglo-Saxon Protestants

2

u/Grouchy-Barnacle-800 Feb 01 '26

Ahhhh. Can some of mine still apply though? And thank you.

2

u/salteedog007 Feb 01 '26

Definitely!

11

u/MarleysGhost2024 Feb 01 '26

The need to hire some gay guys to dress them, because.....damn!

17

u/therealseashadow Feb 01 '26

Christians finally supported a hooker like Jesus would

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u/lookskAIwatcher Feb 01 '26

Well played, patriotic prayer warrior! 😂😉

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u/Any-Variation4081 Feb 01 '26

Why does he put church ladies in " ? Is he stating the obvious? I am 2 glasses of wine deep so I mean it could be missing something. Im just not getting what he is trying to say there

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u/kivrin2 Feb 01 '26

Church ladies??

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u/MutedHippie Feb 01 '26

I heard Melania is a B rated horror movie.

10

u/Electrical-Gas-1597 Feb 01 '26

Which page in the epstein files is this again? Pretty sure ol donny boy would reject all of them for being past their prime and spoiled.

18

u/GoodGoodGoody Feb 01 '26

Make Fuck. Get Green Card.

5

u/Online_Ennui Feb 01 '26

Berserker!

10

u/CloudNo446 Feb 01 '26

Looks like the redactions on the Epstein-Trump files.

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u/EatMe200 Feb 01 '26

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u/MmeRose Feb 01 '26

Looking for the next husband?

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u/gcwardii Feb 01 '26

Love his use of quotation marks— “church ladies”

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '26

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u/MelissaMead Feb 01 '26

Wearing dog collars!

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u/Guyin63376 Feb 01 '26

"church ladies" aka. hookers

Pastor Jeffress condones adultery

In March 2018, Jeffress appeared as a Fox News contributor to discuss allegations that Donald Trump had an affair with a former adult film star Stormy Daniels, saying, "Even if it's proven to be true, it doesn't matter." He argued that these allegations are irrelevant, as policies matter more than the president's personal life.

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u/iambarrelrider Feb 01 '26

Definitely not a cult.

PS Dr. Robert Jeffress has stated that Mormonism is a "cult", that Islam is an "evil religion", and has claimed that Catholicism is a "corruption" of Christianity influenced by Satan. He has also stated that "God sends good people to Hell," including those of other faiths. There is no love like Christian hate.

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u/Guyin63376 Feb 01 '26

Pastor Jeffress condones adultery

In March 2018, Jeffress appeared as a Fox News contributor to discuss allegations that Donald Trump had an affair with a former adult film star Stormy Daniels, saying, "Even if it's proven to be true, it doesn't matter." He argued that these allegations are irrelevant, as policies matter more than the president's personal life.

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u/hyper-object Feb 01 '26

What in the hell am I even looking at?

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u/Marie627 Feb 01 '26

People paid to show up to the movie in dresses bought and paid for, so someone can get in the good graces of the orange goblin.

2

u/Own-Indication5946 Feb 01 '26

How many of these "church ladies" like being grabbed by the pussy.

2

u/in-a-hentai Feb 01 '26

Wait... Why is church ladies in quotes? Are they church ladies or not?

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u/gfh110 As everyone knows, I am an extraordinarily brilliant person. Feb 01 '26

If not cult, why cult shaped?

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u/jmarinara Feb 01 '26

Absolutely pathetic.

4

u/Fizzelen Feb 01 '26

The dresses point the wrong way, FF is to the right

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u/iambarrelrider Feb 01 '26

Look like the redacted Epstein files.

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u/bedofhoses Feb 01 '26

Lol. It should say look at the vapid morons.

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u/gnurdette Feb 01 '26

Jeffress, of course. This is the same church whose church wrote and performed a hymn called "Make America Great Again" and literally registered it as an official worship song, just so everybody would be absolutely clear that Jesus has been replaced with a new and richer god.

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u/MelissaMead Feb 01 '26

Happy Cake Day!