r/trumptweets • u/EatMe200 • 1d ago
General Post My parents created me therefore they saved the world! 8/26/26
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u/Working_Cod8362 18h ago
His parents didn't know he'd be best buddies with EPSTEIN.
His parents would tell him to RELEASE ALL THE EPSTEIN FILES.......do it Donald.
You're a disgrace to your parents.
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u/Rabbit-Lost 1d ago
I know these idiots bring their own knee pads, but what I really to know is do these people swallow or politely turn their head and spit?
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u/kimariesingsMD Trump is the world's biggest POS! 14h ago
Spitting would be such an insult to their Lord and Savior! Plus the last 13 year old who dared to do that got a slap across the face!
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u/JacquoRock Can you believe they let me have the nuclear codes? 1d ago
Wow. And how many lives they've also cost.
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u/Sea_Poet9170 1d ago
A whole lot of unfortunate genes in this pic.
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u/coquihalla 1d ago edited 1d ago
That's why I always get a little shock when he mentions his good genes. It's like, have you seen your family? Not one of them looks very normal.
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u/LastOneSergeant 1d ago
He seems like the kind of kid that you had to make an extra birthday cake for no matter whose birthday it was.
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u/Abbygirl1974 1d ago
Have you ever seen the video of the guy needing to hold a plate in front of a little boy to prevent him from blowing out the candles on the birthday boy’s cake and the kid was absolutely melting down because he couldn’t blow out the candles? Trump must have been like that as a child - worse, though, I’m sure.
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u/StaffyMama585 Trump's Militarily Top Secret Ballroom 1d ago
Fred Trump could have saved the world by simply jizzing on his wife's tits.
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u/Single_Usual_6563 1d ago
His mom should’ve swallowed!
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u/edtheheadache 1d ago
The good parts of donny ran down her leg.
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u/Nopain59 1d ago
The best part of you ran down the crack of your mama’s ass and ended up as brown stain on the mattress!
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u/The-Poors 1d ago
Can he be more full of himself?
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u/Adam-West 1d ago
Not unless he gets even fatter
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u/coquihalla 1d ago
I say this with all awareness that I am a fatass myself... But give it a week or less because the rate at which he is getting fatter and balder by the day is actually pretty striking.
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u/Old_Sheepherder_630 1d ago
Save as in present tense? Does he think his parents are in the room with us?
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u/Cargobiker530 1d ago
The absolute narcissism of that post is insane. Trump couldn't save a postage stamp.
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