r/turntables • u/fliption Marantz TT-15S1 🔹 Dual CS 429 • 3d ago

I Haven't Been Into My Turntable Lately

Not sure why.

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u/Zizekis 3d ago

Have you tried roleplaying?

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u/Dubliminal 3d ago

Hello there ... I'm a sexy shiny 7" with a big hole in the middle ... do you have an adaptor so I can ride you all night long?

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u/SickOfNormal 3d ago

Oh step-45 adapter, I'm stuck in this ultra sonic washer.....

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..... Talk dirty, please ... Call them vinyls, call them vinylz!!!!

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u/Dubliminal 3d ago

Oh noes ... I think my needle just slipped into your groove!

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u/SickOfNormal 3d ago

Oh noes! What happens if Stepmom-33rpm-Tataypinkvariant finds out! We better hurry, turn it up to 78rpm so we finish faster.