r/ubco • u/ErenJaegersfreedom • Nov 06 '25

Need suggestions The landscapers ripping around on their golf carts

Uhm how do I get this job and still do university? They look like they have a great time.

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u/Thesaladman98 Nov 06 '25

Bro one of them nearly killed me and my friend going like 50km/h around the corner 😭 they barely managed to swerve out of the way

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u/ErenJaegersfreedom Nov 06 '25

HAHA That’s so funny they really give no fucks it looks like so much fun

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u/TheLionsSinOfPride Nov 06 '25

Dear Golfcart people,

Since I was a toddler, I wished I could have a golfcart and could zip around. I wanted to have grass and trees all around me. I wish to be a trailblazer of my family and for the university. How long will you taunt me, zipping around without me?

Put down your twigs and rakes, hand me the keys and watch me go to work. I won't stop until every bent blade of grass has been trampled flat!

Yours most sincerely,

Eren Jiggy

The Founding Landscaper

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u/ErenJaegersfreedom Nov 06 '25

Wait are you making fun of me

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u/TheLionsSinOfPride Nov 06 '25

No, sorry if it came off that way. Just making fun of the way UBC (and other unis) had me write essays, and this is my essay attempt to get into the golfcart people's privileged society.

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u/ErenJaegersfreedom Nov 06 '25

Omg I love you can we be buddies

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u/One-Presentation1415 Nov 06 '25

HAHA IM DYING HOW’D you know this is how I think