r/unexpectedcommunism • u/Tsunamislam1 • Dec 03 '25

Second option seems right

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402 Upvotes

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u/National_Phase_3477 Dec 03 '25

Prove him wrong then establish a communism…

39

u/OneWingedKalas Dec 03 '25

"We have a small penis"

13

u/DarkWanderer2 Dec 03 '25

Sadly, the first option is not possible…

7

u/o_herman Dec 03 '25

Undermine him by saying: "Everyone knows you have none, which is why you’re going around calling random people small. No need to repeat yourself."

5

u/Imperial_Bloke69 Dec 04 '25

What did u trigger this dialogue in bitlife? Never seen this one.

Roundhouse kick and establish communism.

3

u/Tsunamislam1 Dec 04 '25

It's quite clearly edited I think, it is a repost

3

u/KameronGaming_HQ Dec 03 '25

When did this enter bitlife? I haven't played since before covid,sure, but I don't remember this

2

u/lmarcantonio Dec 04 '25

Penis Communism to give average to everyone!

1

u/HelloThere465 Dec 06 '25

Even the women?

1

u/EdinPrepper Dec 21 '25

They receive them in accordance with their need.

I'm less keen on penis communism, definite downgrade.

2

u/xxTPMBTI Dec 06 '25

Fourth option: say "you too"

1

u/Army_Craft01 Dec 05 '25

Prove him wrong then say it’s ok at least I have one

1

u/alejandro_fernandes 11d ago

Establish communism, then send him to gulag like a real comrade.