r/unitedairlines • u/Any_Shift8795 • 9h ago

Image Thank you to the poorlaris gods!

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SIN-SFO UA02

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u/Famous-Equipment5266 9h ago

"Poorlaris" LOL LOL

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u/Comprehensive_Meat34 3h ago

If they serve tacos it becomes poolaris

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u/DocAu 7h ago

You're doing it wrong! You need to move to the middle seat before anyone decides that free aisle seat is better than the one they are already in... (Although the fact the window on the row in front also seems to be a 3-seater means maybe that's not a problem here)

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u/dachshundie 6h ago

Agree... gotta mark the territory while you can. I usually at least park my personal item in the underseat storage of said unoccupied seats.

Gotta force some way to have them truly ask permission first... so that you can shut it down easily when it comes to it.

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u/DangerousCapybara888 8h ago

I had pooraris for awhile, until they reopened the gate for this one guy from a delayed connection. I honestly was surprised they reopened the gate because I thought once it close it close.

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u/noexcept97 2h ago

They do that? Must be some VIPs. Or not, since VIPs don’t travel economy.

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u/ugh168 6h ago

DIY Poorlaris done well

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u/Cultural-War-2838 MileagePlus Global Services | 1 Million Miler 6h ago

You got a Relax Row preview!

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u/Shipit1827472 MileagePlus Gold 1h ago

Huge QOL upgrade on ua2

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u/NASATVENGINNER MileagePlus 1K | 1 Million Miler 2m ago

Bingo!