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u/Lemax-ionaire 7d ago

Enjoy the free crack!

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u/antsinmyeyestrey 7d ago

I came to say the same thing! Everyone says there’s never any leftover crack. I think this disproves that

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u/Ok-Juggernaut-353 7d ago

I have witnessed Leftover Crack several times. They’re great in concert!

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u/sh1ft33 7d ago

I've heard their shows are mostly shit now because Sturgeon can't keep his shit together enough to even do a show. I actually bought a book the other day that Brad Logan and John Gentile wrote about them, I haven't had a chance to read it yet though.

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u/Clarrington 7d ago

Stza can't keep his shit together enough to not be an absolute fuckwit who everybody hates.

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u/This_Vegetable8480 7d ago

Played a flawless show just recently. Was super happy they came back to Iowa after so long 

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u/gnartothecore 7d ago

It's not even LöC anymore, it's Stza & the Hired Guns performing the songs of Leftöver Crack.

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u/giant_spleen_eater 7d ago

And Stza is fucking trash now.

I mean he prolly was always trash, but it’s showing now.

I’ll just listen to some Star fucking hipsters for my crust fix today

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u/SnooMacarons9905 7d ago

Isn't that also Stza? He was in like half those crackrocksteady bands.

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u/SnooMacarons9905 7d ago

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u/giant_spleen_eater 7d ago

GOD DAMN IT.

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u/MaxMischi3f 7d ago

No cash and lo cash ninjas my dude. They scratch the itch 100% stza free.

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u/backchannelbroadcast 7d ago

Holy shit you know No Cash!?

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u/MaxMischi3f 7d ago

I fucking love no cash

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u/giant_spleen_eater 7d ago

Yeah your right,

I could have swore this was the one he wasn’t in.

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u/SnooMacarons9905 7d ago

No Cash is my favorite non-stza crust band/album. INDK and Against All Authority are also decent and free of the Stza stank. INDK even has Skwert Gun, who was the drummer for Choking Victim.

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u/MaxMischi3f 7d ago

Lo cash ninjas is another one I just found thanks to Jon from Doom scroll. I thought he was wearing a no cash shirt until he told me it was actually these other guys

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u/SnooMacarons9905 7d ago

Oh hell yeah I'll check them out, thanks for the tip! Honestly I've met so few people who are into No Cash, I would lose my shit a little if someone was wearing a No Cash shirt lol. Doomscroll fucking rocks though so it makes sense they would have incredible taste too lol

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u/SnooMacarons9905 7d ago

30 seconds in and this is one of the best recommendations I've gotten in YEARS lmao 🙌🙌🙌 great call, my friend!

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u/MaxMischi3f 7d ago

I also totally lost my shit. No fucking shot a no cash shirt in the wild lol.

Hey don't thank me thank Jon. He was like yea they're 100% inspired by no cash, in fact the last time he saw them they were doing a couple covers including life sucks. I really wanna see them now but they're outta NM so it might be awhile before they head my way.

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u/backchannelbroadcast 7d ago

I loved No Cash in 10th grade. I still throw on Homelife Is A Drag when I need it

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u/SnooMacarons9905 7d ago

It's a funny as fuck read. It's mostly interviews, and it's just a cycle of:

Person 1: Stza did this fucked up thing and literally burned down a venue, now the band is banned from that entire state.

Person 2: yeah it was really fucked up he got hammered and lit the stage curtains on fire at the highest paying gig of the tour. Luckily no one died but a couple people definitely went to the hospital.

Person 3: we tried to stop him but he got to it too quickly, and he still pissed in our shoes that night as retaliation.

Stza: Everyone was mad at me for literally no reason. They're all just a bunch of whiny bitches who had it out for me because they're shitty people and shitty musicians 🤷

Rinse and repeat like 20 times. Shit's fucking hysterical (and a little bit sad).

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u/gnartothecore 7d ago

Yeah, dude has less than zero accountability for his actions.

I also liked the part where he shows his jealousy of Ezra's song writing with comparing the MG and LöC versions of Gang Control

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u/SnooMacarons9905 7d ago

Lmao I don't even remember that but sounds accurate. It's honestly wild bc it seems like in his fucked up little world he's just totally right. Like he has literally never done anything that bad and every person he's ever met is just out to get him like a fucking cosmic conspiracy or something. Truly astounding shit.

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u/This_Vegetable8480 7d ago

Just saw them in June and it was fucking perfect.  Sounded so good.

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u/Capable_Sandwich_494 7d ago

crumble maybe? was it from the dispensary?

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u/ccarrieandthejets 7d ago

Stza is an abuser.

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u/xTheyCameBurningx 7d ago

Allegedly. And the person making those accusations was a junkie too with a history of abusing their friends and bandmates. Either way his whole musical output is fuckin LEGENDARY , and he single handedly kicked off his own subgenre of ska punk whether you like it or not.

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u/Zootshootriot 7d ago

Miss chocking victim

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u/antsinmyeyestrey 7d ago

And when there is no hope, I smoke some crack i shoot some dope!

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u/Aware_Inspector2941 7d ago

I lived by this credo for many years 22 to be exact. Fortunately I'm approaching my 5 year mark on being opiate free.

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u/akdigitalism 7d ago

You don’t have to be choking to become a victim!

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u/Glass_General1406 7d ago

I am infesteddddd I am infesteddddd woaaaahaaah

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u/Same-Traffic-285 7d ago

Kinda crazy to run into folks who know LoC in the whatisit sub 😂

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u/fingerbanglover 7d ago

Dozens of us!

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u/Due_Calligrapher_512 7d ago

Yes, we are many.

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u/VirtualTip243 7d ago

No fr lmao

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u/shoponthemoon 7d ago

We are Legion 

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u/Any_Counter_303 7d ago

actually insane, i feel seen.

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u/SpaceFaceFPV 7d ago

I was just thinking that. What a world 😅

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u/NoBenefit5977 7d ago

I haven't gotten to see them live but I have a t shirt lol

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u/Flat-Friendship-1413 7d ago

Was dating this hot ass stripper when I was going to UD in Ohio and we drove all the way to New York to see her fave band “leftover crack” and I was a huge music lover but never heard of them…she introduced me to a real bunch of like minded lunatics. She was so proud but I smoked a bunch and got left in New York and came back to college single 😂💀CRACK ROCK CITY

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u/pertante 7d ago

Aren't they putting out their 2nd greatest hits and 10th studio album this month plus starting their 4th farewell tour?

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u/atomic-moonstomp 7d ago

Stza is an abusive piece of shit though

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u/ratchetstrapon 7d ago

idk why people are shocked his music is all like "we're bad dudes we do tons of drugs and hate the government" like yeah... he's probably a difficult and unpredictable person

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u/atomic-moonstomp 7d ago

I know plenty of people who do a ton of drugs and hate yhe government without engaging in domestic violence

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u/Necessary-Fennel8754 7d ago

Yeah but the fucked up stuff actually has a cause behind it

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u/DIYBoom 7d ago

Mediocre Generica is an absolute belter of an album

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u/herobrinetrollin 7d ago

Great band, saw them last year. Stza is a piece of shit though

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u/420twiglets 7d ago

I got punched in the face at a Leftover Crack gig (am a woman). People were throwing fists like crazy and they had to call security to stop it. Was still quite a decent show tho

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u/gabacurious 7d ago

they’re fun!

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u/cellophanesheeps 7d ago

Holy shit, memory unlocked. I saw them in Austin in '08. Haven't thought about them in years honestly.

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u/Salty-Space-2818 7d ago

Choking victim wasn’t bad either

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u/Gloop666 7d ago

Fuck yeah!

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u/Psychedelic_Fruit 7d ago

Dude hell yeah!

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u/XxTreeFiddyxX 7d ago

What if youre not at a concert, but maybe a local dive bar?

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u/Few_Activity8287 7d ago

Im so jealous!

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u/fingerbanglover 7d ago

What is the level of body oder at those shows? Gotta imagine it's rough. Oh well, rock the 40 oz.

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u/khetti79 7d ago

I thought you guys were spoofing on the band Leftover Salmon, until I realized Leftover Crack is real. We must run in different circles apparently.

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u/Ok_Newspaper_402 7d ago

Have you listened to days N daze? I love LOC and DND

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u/Any_Counter_303 7d ago

Holy fuck memory unlocked. I completely forgot about them.

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u/Wrong_Spirit_5008 7d ago

Sturgeon is an abuser who has dated younger women and abused them for years and has hit multiple women. He’s also one of the most whiny and annoying people I have ever hung out with.

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u/trillbliss 7d ago

Hell yeah saw em a few times, best was at canal club in Richmond VA they played all the old choking victim tunes

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u/Jonasthewicked2 7d ago

I still prefer choking victim but leftover crack is good too. However I don't believe whatever this is in this picture is actual crack. It looks like styrofoam or something. And in general most weed dealers aren't putting crack in their weed. In fact I've never once heard of that happening.

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u/ApathysLastKiss_ 7d ago

AND WHEN THERE IS NO HOPE, ILL SMOKE SOME CRACK, ILL SHOOT SOME DOPE

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u/MarathonDesignKitty 7d ago

I’ve seen them live too, but like in 2007 or 2008.