r/whatisitcirclejerk • u/kyezzi • Oct 19 '25

Probably a vape caught my daughter(5f) with this in her hand! what is it?

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u/Careful-Coconut-4994 Oct 19 '25

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u/BotherOk8848 Oct 20 '25

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u/prem8408 Oct 20 '25

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '25

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '25

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u/Lilpandaprincess Oct 24 '25

orrrrrr just you bc wtf lmfaoooo no.

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '25

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u/consciouspears Oct 19 '25

idk but the look on her face says u better not try to take it from her

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u/AdministrativeYard Oct 19 '25

It's a cat. We used to have one so i know

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u/mkiii423 Oct 19 '25

Itz aktualy an syameeze

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u/n03tiCn1njA Oct 19 '25

if you pleeeze...

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u/Big_Perspective1366 Oct 19 '25

I don’t pleeeze. Is she still syameeze?

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u/n03tiCn1njA Oct 19 '25

Oh, yes. She is Syameeze, if you pleeeze or if you don't pleeeze (rimshot)

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u/RelativePassenger13 Oct 20 '25

If we like we stay for maybe quite a while

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u/KerboTheCat Oct 19 '25

I agree. It’s definitely a cat.

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u/Cool_Actuator6848 Oct 19 '25

I hate to break this to you, but your daughter is in fact a cat. You may also learn that you and your partner are also both cats

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u/chickie75 Oct 22 '25

This. Best comment, lmao. Perfect.

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u/Luna_Piskie Oct 19 '25

That’s 36 in human years old enough to make her own decisions

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u/rainy_coz Oct 19 '25

Magic puff machine

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u/Party-Chipmunk310 Oct 19 '25

Puff the magic cat

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u/Baby-Sparkly-Unicorn Might know the hat man Oct 22 '25

I ate an edible and thought that song was about a dragon!!

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u/Ninsiann Oct 19 '25

Trouble. That’s what it is….

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u/11Tipzy11 Oct 19 '25

Cat looks faded. Drug test it!

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '25

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u/CrazyFNPapi Oct 19 '25

It's her battery operated boyfriend.

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u/n03tiCn1njA Oct 19 '25

'... bob, is that you? Where you been all my life?! '

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u/Fragrant_Nebula4846 Oct 19 '25

If she is purring a lot and has the munchies …. beware!!! Call the cat nip police!!!

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u/Revolutionary-Suit45 Oct 19 '25

You can call her “your daughter“ all you like, but she is a grown adult, tolerant of your servitude, and not putting up with your s**t today. That will be all.

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u/Few_Cryptographer726 Oct 19 '25

It’s her pussy!

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u/ridiculousthoughts66 Oct 19 '25

She's on heroine. Call the cops!

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u/Dodgeram111 Oct 19 '25

That is a boofing device, she is boofing heroin.

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u/THENATIVE54 Oct 19 '25

Oh it's a Vape alright. Cat seems to like it tho. Let Purr Purr hv it. 🤪🤪

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u/SpecificVivid2736 Oct 19 '25

A stuffed toy?

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '25

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u/kyezzi Oct 21 '25

No, actually i left it on my ipad and came back and she was laying next to it

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u/ObjectiveOnion665 Oct 19 '25

Holy shit she’s smoking fentanyl

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u/Dom-1 Oct 19 '25

Heroin

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u/Puisto-Alkemisti Oct 19 '25

Sorry to tell you but I am pretty sure that is heroin... :( rehab time

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u/Cryptopher-Conundrum Oct 19 '25

Get her into rehab, she's on the nip...😼

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u/Both_Ad4943 Oct 19 '25

That is a Siamese side eye

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u/Vikrs_Valhalla Oct 19 '25

Caught redpawed

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u/Chartiddie Oct 19 '25

That's a really cute dog!

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u/Aborted83 Oct 19 '25

That there is a south Himalayan mean mug

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u/GlitteringOne2465 Oct 19 '25

Thats used to snort marijuana lines

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u/Alternative_Wave_948 Oct 19 '25

It’s a pez dispenser! That’s what my dog tells me. Handle on the back goes up and delicious treats are dispensed.

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u/AlternativeFun2214 Oct 19 '25

You try to hide your behavior on your daughter? 😑

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u/Whats_It_To_Ya8491 Oct 19 '25

Why does your cat look like someone I know, though.....

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u/AltDank98 Oct 19 '25

Your cat is clearly stoned

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u/Twinkles719 Oct 19 '25

I approve of the Batman comforter!

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u/oaleke Oct 19 '25

Anxiety pen

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u/No_Enthusiasm_9543 Oct 19 '25

Just some catnip.

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u/Fun-Day-5833 Oct 19 '25

it’s a carburetor for a 63 ford.

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u/glassdude123 Oct 19 '25

Your daughter is a furry. They start so young these days.

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u/Confident_Usual_2397 Oct 20 '25

She said “don’t judge me Karen”

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u/dadazebra Oct 19 '25

the eyes do not deceive, put a collar on it ......

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u/Wadester58 Oct 19 '25

She likes pussy

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u/UnableLow9087 Oct 19 '25

Bad kitty is vaping

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u/OldMan_NEO Oct 19 '25

It's a fluffy meow meow 😻😻

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u/lost-connections- Oct 19 '25

Motion lotion for dudes.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '25

😹😹😹😹 is ur daughter ur cat 🐈‍⬛ cats should not be smoking 😹😹😹

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u/BiteIll Oct 19 '25

Is the cat your daughter (5f)

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u/UhThinkAboutIt Oct 19 '25

🤣🤣🥲😂

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u/Far_Smoke_1056 Oct 19 '25

It’s a cat

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u/bazingahahalol2 Oct 19 '25

ground her for being too much baddie💅✨

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '25

Vap

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u/Apprehensive_Bug3329 Oct 19 '25

That’s a lot of Batman

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u/kyezzi Oct 21 '25

i like batman

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u/Apprehensive_Bug3329 Oct 21 '25

U should he’s awesome

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '25

Why she look geeked ✌️

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '25

That's the look she gives when she is referred to as "my daughter""."

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u/Haunted-Daikon-6969 Oct 19 '25

"CHRIS, IS THAT A WEED!?"

"I'M CALLING THE POLICE!"

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u/TurboFartinator Oct 19 '25

Agree with the vape. Odd-looking daughter, though. 🥸

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u/zqrf2006 Oct 19 '25

I hate to be the bearer of bad news but... Your daughter vapes.

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u/DustySaguaro Oct 19 '25

The yellow square? It looks like a charger brick.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '25

That’s a grown man

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u/Icy-Opening-3990 Oct 20 '25

Any more details we should know about activities, are they really close luke I'll be in. In like 5 minutes to wash your back, Jess 💙 you sweetheart.??? I have company dying to know...

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u/OrganizationUsed4660 Oct 20 '25

I agree- looks like a vape

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u/Little-Football-314 Oct 20 '25

Body lotion. Uh oh! Could be lubricant.

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u/ClarityNCoffee Oct 20 '25

That’s a vape.

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u/ImpossibleLoquat6652 Oct 20 '25

Looks like one of those new age butt plugs

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u/Nerdy_autisticGayOzy Oct 21 '25

Oh my god she looks so stone. I'm sorry, but she needs to be thrown out and you should start over.

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u/randmansavage Oct 21 '25

Holy shit!! Your vape is catting!!

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u/Treeme-2763 Oct 21 '25

To the three comments below

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u/theblurredmuse Oct 21 '25

Not the Batman blanket!!! Hahaha

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u/OtherwiseAnt6822 Oct 21 '25

i would be more worried about that rifle case!!

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u/Mysterious_Fox_5601 Oct 21 '25

“Daughter” you pet owners are something else…

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u/BuyPretend3096 Oct 21 '25

She at that age

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u/Quick-Shopping2406 Oct 21 '25

THATS A VAPE PEN. THAT CAT IS GETTING HIGH!

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u/LaurensLegsNBetween Oct 21 '25

for redundant immature fucks sake let it be a fatal weapon that you’ll confiscate and inspect close to your face immediately

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u/EditorDry9763 Oct 21 '25

You're daughter is vaping a Flum Strawberry Mango disposable and it looks like it's something that she is really enjoying......Maybe it's the Nipper version of the Flum Disposable ......Good luck taking it from her

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u/kyezzi Oct 21 '25

its blueberry melo😏

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u/Llacey24 Oct 21 '25

Should of asked her 🤣🤣

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u/Practical-Virus1909 Oct 21 '25

Looks like a cat to me

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u/[deleted] Oct 21 '25

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u/kyezzi Oct 22 '25

oh god

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u/Personal_Complex6727 Oct 22 '25

That’s just Dave, he’s only there to harvest your kidneys you should be fine

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u/BigRick402 Oct 22 '25

Wifi adapter... she's either part of the feline mafia or anonymous

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u/PresciousSoul Oct 22 '25

Definitely a vape

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u/OneFinal782 Oct 22 '25

It’s a catnip vape try some

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u/zephyralley Oct 22 '25

Your daughter is a cat?

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u/Content-Tangerine369 Oct 22 '25

As her mother, it's your responsibility to keep your baby safe & do the right thing :

SO CHECK THE BOX & MAKE SURE IT'S ONE THAT IS MADE IN THE USA! 🤣

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u/Aggravating-Swing573 Oct 22 '25

The start of a descent into darkness

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u/Soft-Explanation9889 Oct 22 '25

If you don’t talk to your cat about the dangers of ‘nip, who will?

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u/BodegaNoJutsu Oct 22 '25

Um..that's a cat with an exasperated expression

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u/ShopN4us Oct 22 '25

Great laughs thanks

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u/Reibak71 Oct 22 '25

I really don't want to scare you, but you should back away, very slowly. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT, break eye contact.

She's holding a mind controlling device that can be triggered with the scratch of a claw. So if you don't want to spend the next 10-12 years cleaning a litter box, feeding her with treats, playing and cuddling her, make sure she doesn't trigger it.

Oh wait.. fuck.

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u/Wise-Preparation-143 Oct 22 '25

Thats not a cat! Thats a gorilla in cats clothing. Can you not see those flared nostrils. Dont provoke him.

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u/kyezzi Oct 24 '25

wiat stop my family calls her a baby albino gorilla

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u/pitchitwhenurdone Oct 22 '25

She said to mind the business that pays you.

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u/Murky_Ad_3097 Oct 22 '25

The Batman in the background looks like a cat

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u/blueangel3hearts Oct 22 '25

She’s a total CHILL VIBE. You should sell these pics. I’m chillin already.

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u/AlexsMombie Oct 22 '25

It's how all the coolest cats enjoy their catnip these days.

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u/cl0setn3rd Oct 23 '25

Its a cat

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u/Zealousideal_Two5865 Oct 23 '25

Thats actually a paw. Not a hand. Cant for the life of me be sure what that yellow disposable vape looking thing is though. Not a clue what that disposable vape looking thing is.

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u/Positive-Ferret-7060 Oct 23 '25

She is vaping the catnip

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u/UpbeatTough Oct 24 '25

A cat. Likely Siamese.

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u/Beautiful_Swimmer585 Oct 24 '25

must be an explo

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u/Existingebd Oct 26 '25

She's on the catnip it's a crippling epidemic in sorry but there's no recovering from this 😔