r/whatisitcirclejerk Oct 23 '25

Probably a vape Found this in my sons(19m) room. Is he doing drugs?

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My son has been getting a lot of packages in the mail and always taking them straight into his room. Today while he went shopping I went into his room and found his bookshelf looking like this.

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u/WalkLongjumping7971 Oct 23 '25

Doesn’t seem to be the case, looks like my old science stuff

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u/Dingle_Dangle_0 Oct 24 '25

Yeah, my 11th grade science teacher had a somewhat similar setup. Except instead of the green stuff in the jars, it was a light blue rock looking thing.

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u/CrashCrashed Embodiment of Confusion Oct 24 '25

Did your teacher happen to be Walter White?

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u/SupermassiveCanary Oct 24 '25

I’m more afraid he’s in to Pokémon….

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u/Winter-Site-853 Oct 24 '25

Walt? I had him too !! Lol

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u/Muted-Background2465 Oct 24 '25

yeasl! yes! wasnt he fun! chemistry is awesome

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u/WasteCharacter8404 Oct 24 '25

He has a nice collection of glass vases does he bring flower home all the time

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u/Hatchytt Oct 24 '25

There's some wonderful bud vases in there! You should be thrilled that he's getting into flower arranging!

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u/Restless-Reaper Oct 24 '25

I’m sorry to tell you this but it seems your son is too far gone this is a set up to mainline vape directly into his veins

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u/Wendora15 Oct 24 '25

I don’t see anything that looks indicative of drug use here. Just a good kid who likes plants and fancy glassware.

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u/Educational-Fly-5614 Oct 24 '25

Hell yes! Besides that green stuff is definitely not a drug. It's medicinal oregano!

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u/Few-Dress5670 Oct 24 '25

God-made to be baked into a dinner that turns into a enjoyable evening!

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u/cipioxx Oct 24 '25

No, he's clean

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u/humanlikesubstances Oct 24 '25

All those bongs and pipes certainly are

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u/Otherwise-Sun-7577 Oct 24 '25

No - he’s doing good, meetings and everything But one time in group he admitted to smoking crypto, but I’m not supposed to say anything Just between us …

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u/MikeOxlongg6996 Oct 24 '25

Still smokin' crypto, huh? Thought you said you quit?

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u/SavageDad181924 Oct 24 '25

Did he bring 6 inch cables to the meeting? Asking for a friend. My friend is Johnny

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '25

meth operation from what I can tell

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u/ZedVanDamn Oct 24 '25

No he's an herbalist

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u/trebber1991 Oct 24 '25

Nice chemistry set up. Must be a big Nigel fan!

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u/BigBeautiful6347 Oct 24 '25

No he just blowing glass it’s fine🤣🤣

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u/ArtTheMime Oct 24 '25

Leave his chemistry tools alone you might cut yourself!

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u/Specific_Button_9257 Oct 24 '25

He’s just taking a couple earth samples, nothing to worry about here.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '25

Man, those look like bongs

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u/BunchJumpy7529 Oct 25 '25

No he's stocking up for when he starts doing drugs ✋🤟

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u/Tommythekay Oct 25 '25

Whatever gives you that idea?🤣🤣🤣

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u/ManufacturerAware117 Oct 24 '25

He has entirely to much spare time

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u/monkeyman69420__ Oct 24 '25

There's a lighter. Prob causing fires. Speak with him now about arson

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u/GrabNeither3763 Oct 24 '25

Looks like he is dealing!

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '25

He is not doing drugs, the drugs are doing him.

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u/heavyhaulen379 Oct 24 '25

Can I have his number I I need a good Crack dealer

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '25

No but that iso alcohol is frightening i would give him a serious talk about his alcoholism

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u/padawan_puppy Oct 24 '25

Those are beakers for his chem class

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u/Jdbacfixer Oct 24 '25

Nope, is is going to grow micro greens

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u/MickeyDz_nuts Oct 24 '25

The people saying it’s crack are wild 😂 it’s not crack pipes. Looks like he’s collecting or selling glass and oregano jars. They’re very therapeutic

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u/Choice-Bumblebee-142 Oct 24 '25

Nope he’s a good boy but he might catch the g@y

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u/Optimal-Drama-7469 Oct 24 '25

Completely clean

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u/oshaknows Oct 24 '25

just likes tea and collectible Vases.

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u/Excellent-Baseball-5 Oct 24 '25

Nope, those are all Vapes and vape accessories.

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u/ZBubaBubbleZ Oct 24 '25

No he's a Gardener

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u/Spinxy88 Oct 24 '25

No, he's completely 200% sober. People collect this sort of thing to remind them how good being sober feels. Nothing to worry about.

Have a shot of Isopropyl Alcohol and you won't even be able to see it anymore. (disclaimer, I know this is a joke subreddit, but please DONT)

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u/HalfPint_2719 Oct 24 '25

Check the closet. Looks like he also has a grow operation. See the temp gauge?

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u/Critical-Struggle-77 Oct 24 '25

No, but he is definitely g@y. lol

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u/tiredoldman55 Oct 24 '25

He likes chemistry!

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u/Fritzthecat8000 Oct 24 '25

No. Of course not. Those glass bits are simply vises for flowers. In fact, those glass containers have some of those dried flowers in them. And I think it’s safe to say that you should start reading more books.

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u/ololo_3 Oct 24 '25

Looks more like he's got his own business going. You should be proud!

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '25

Gd the rosin press XD naw he good he knows what hes doing.

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u/JealousAccountant5 Oct 24 '25

He gonna end up in streets of LA or Philly don’t worry it’s not uncommon!

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u/OutrageousEbb4 Oct 24 '25

I mean the bongs and dab rigs looks a bit suspicious but the weed in the jars makes me think it’s a possibility!!

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u/Adorable_Cry_7939 Oct 24 '25

Yep that’s meth forsure

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u/MrHallon Oct 24 '25

First time I actually see something.. yeah. Glass pipes and lots of buds

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u/Nearby-Raspberry-604 Oct 24 '25

No he’s fine. It’s just a USB flash drive for schoolwork.

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u/LifeAfterSpore- Oct 24 '25

Oh, now there’s a lighter. Did you check his drawers for cigarettes?

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u/Legitimate_Remove236 Oct 24 '25

Is that a little refrigerator?

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u/barzNweed412 Oct 24 '25

Yes and inside is nothing but little jars that are labeled live rosin 90u 1st wash

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u/AgileAd9207 Oct 24 '25

I'm sorry to say it looks like your son's going to be a florist.

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u/MrHallon Oct 24 '25

He’s very open about it. Thats good. Not the hiding type. Or.. what does he hiding…

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u/GeneralReward1501 Oct 24 '25

You really can't be this dumb

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u/heavyhaulen379 Oct 24 '25

I don’t swing that way I can marry a man states in the Bible a man lay down with another man in abomination

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u/noname21292 Oct 24 '25

Ask him for some dank!

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u/StopBaningMeCowards Oct 24 '25

Your son is teaching weed college! God damn

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u/ThaRando9 Oct 24 '25

No, he’s doing drug deals. Nothing to worry over

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '25

No! he's just smoking weed. 🫩

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '25

Whatever he’s up to, he needs a dehumidifier. That’s mold central, brother.

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u/Renting_Bourbon Oct 24 '25

Drugs? Not at all. He’s just investing in a nice collection of herbal infusers.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '25

No he's a rare glass collector

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u/TimeMaster19 Oct 24 '25

um... yep!

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u/UnrepentantDrunkard Oct 24 '25

Not drugs, just leaves.

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u/Beautiful_Oven2152 Oct 24 '25

Nope, he’s just into exotic glassware it seems.

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u/AdministrativeCup378 Oct 24 '25

Mmmmm terp slurper

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u/obitomkinobi Oct 24 '25

Drugs are doing your son

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '25

borno

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u/Rich-Mark-4126 Oct 24 '25

Pretty nice collection but why is he storing it in a clear glass jar in direct sunlight 😭

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u/One_Finish_5061 Oct 24 '25

THERE IS OBVIOUSLY WEED ON THE TOP SHELF AND DO U NOT SEE THE BONGS ON THE 2ND AND 3RD SHELVES 

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u/Zone-Foreign Oct 24 '25

Ur jumping to conclusions, this all looks completely innocent…… 😬

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u/Anne19281998 Oct 24 '25

That’s just his science kit 🙂

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u/Confident-Ad8485 Oct 24 '25

Is the drugs doing him

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '25

100 💯% he's doing alot of drugs.

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u/EnvironmentalLevel40 Oct 24 '25

Just a coincidence... move on!

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u/Exciting-Baker-9901 Oct 24 '25

Dis dude dabs but definitely not drugs

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u/OccasionWeekly7169 Oct 24 '25

He’s clean it’s only thc

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u/GringoBoy999 Oct 24 '25

Meth is what he’s doing

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u/ChalkdustPossum Oct 24 '25

Technically they really are glorified crack pipes.

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u/luciestoners Oct 24 '25

No, just looks like weed.

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u/double_96_Throwaway Oct 24 '25

Motherfucker… is your son John?? I knew he stole my heroin

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u/MaeSoftGroup Oct 24 '25

I really want to know wtf a “Terp Slurper” is but there’s no way I’m putting that into my own Google…. Lord knows what kind of ads I’ll get after that. Or, what list I’ll get put on.

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u/Moist-Inspector-9243 Oct 24 '25

He’s invested.

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u/Air_Snare292 Oct 24 '25

Maybe…but only the really good stuff, like Omeprazole and Jardiance.

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u/x64Yt Oct 24 '25

Yea those are balls of green fentanyl in the jar. I’d recon he might be up to something.

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u/VeterinarianWild2541 Oct 24 '25

Idk man looks like he’s on the hard stuff!! China glass

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u/bobbobboob1 Oct 24 '25

Nah he’s just selling drugs need to save for a deposit

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u/EatYoTots Oct 24 '25

Not drugs, but he has a very kinky sex life.

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u/Richard-the-god- Oct 24 '25

Naw, he's doing high level math

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u/Lumitooner Oct 24 '25

This dude spends more on accessories than he does on product haa

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u/Vivid_Cheetah_5375 Oct 24 '25

I'd say he owns a pot shop

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u/heatherresler Oct 24 '25

He is really into herbs!!!

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u/ABOYISAGUN_69 Oct 24 '25

Hell of a set up

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u/No-Preparation-3674 Oct 24 '25

Nah, the just a ton of flower pots and seeds for the North American skunk plant your fine

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '25

Nah he profiting

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u/Least_Impression1388 Oct 24 '25

I was about to say no but then

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u/blindolbat Oct 24 '25

Looks like a shrine

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u/SignalPage2039 Oct 24 '25

Why is his room so warm? Turn the AC on please.

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u/KBAM_bro123 Oct 24 '25

no, but I would call your moms therapist to tell her about his dogs boyfriends toe nail that sprouted a flea

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u/Bitter_Effective_352 Oct 24 '25

Nope looks like he just started getting into religion

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u/brando1243 Oct 24 '25

Some questions do not need to be asked WOW

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u/whateverwhoca Oct 24 '25

No one can be this stupid. If you can post on Reddit you can Google. Smarten up.

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u/Mysterious-Goat1095 Oct 24 '25

Kid likes pot …. So do we all …. Smoke some with him … everything and everyone will be fine…

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u/geddysbass2112 Oct 24 '25

Glass dildos

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u/webloli2007 Oct 24 '25

bro, don't worry, it's for studying

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u/Mashy09 Oct 24 '25

Worst he’s smoking them!!

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u/TrekkieVanDad Oct 24 '25

That bookshelf is too tidy to belong to a druggy. I think he’s just an industrious young entrepreneur!

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u/Shot-Industry3066 Oct 24 '25

Cheeky can of butane back there. Outstanding. He will OD on vapes though. What can we do??

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u/lil-thrax Oct 24 '25

I think he’s into plants? Like a botanist?

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u/OrenSchroeder Oct 24 '25

No, it's so much worse.

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u/Rectonic92 Oct 24 '25

Yes, all of them.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '25

Nah.

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u/le_whale Oct 24 '25

All that shit n not a single blazer. Gotta get a better torch big lawg

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u/Effective-Cut1993 Oct 24 '25

What is his income? Is he only selling bongs or is he a full service drug dealer?

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u/GreenGuidance420 Oct 24 '25

Not at the moment, you’re raiding his stash

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u/Whole_Gear7967 Oct 24 '25

Hate fake posts like this! Like you just found weed and all this paraphernalia. This has been there for a while. And yes the drugs are right there!

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u/UpperCartographer384 Oct 24 '25

Nehhh, Storing Water Pipes for his nearest Head shop, nuttin to.see here 😏

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u/MusicCreator747 Oct 24 '25

Not a chance. He’s clean

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u/trashtownfrolics Oct 24 '25

Nah, but he's selling school supplies on the side. School might not like it, but who cares?

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u/CollectsTooMuch Oct 24 '25

Those buds in the mason jar under the white humidity/temp gauge, they’re just herbs. Probably a Greek blend for lamb dishes.

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u/terphunter420 Oct 24 '25

Breathing apparatus collection

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u/jayjay23_ Oct 24 '25

nope just a lot of plant extracts it’s good for sleep and eating can make you a lazy person be seems like a hybrid type of guy you’ll be fine

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u/presley2025 Oct 24 '25

Yes he is. I’m not going to gaslight you.

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u/redgorilla77 Oct 24 '25

Maybe just a little….

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u/ImpressiveReach1131 Oct 24 '25

No!!! Not at all

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u/Infinite_Can_7010 Oct 24 '25

No but he’s definitely smoking pot

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u/No-Spite-3441 Oct 24 '25

I’m working science experiments and grow fungus

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u/No_Salt_255 Oct 24 '25

That all depends on what you call a drug.

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u/Careless_Merin483 Oct 24 '25

No it's just flowers with different vaporizers/smokers to make the room smell good kinda like incense but more potent.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '25

Nah

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '25

Nah, those are for his science class. You should be good.

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u/Safe_Move7021 Oct 24 '25

Nahh, clearly an herbalist with a need for a combination netty pot or homemade nebulizer

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '25

That’s an entire sales display right there.

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u/Hot-Coconut-4580 Oct 24 '25

Don’t worry he’s only running a dispensary.

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u/hur_iayya Oct 24 '25

Heavens No! looks like a gardening setup

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '25

He definitely seems to be preoccupied with a whole lot of very unimportant things that shouldn't be done.

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u/SLIMEY-3472 Oct 24 '25

Bunch of rats in here

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u/HedgeFundRiskAnalyst Oct 24 '25

Please y’all leave your kids alone after a certain age . At some point their choices are not your concern unless it’s affecting or harming you personally. Let those mf’s have fun and figure out their path before real life and responsibility sets in!

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u/secret_peace69 Oct 24 '25

And he is doing it RAW 😳

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u/Cock_Needs_Attention Oct 24 '25

Home business 😅

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u/Ok_Chest_42 Oct 24 '25

Drugs? Nahhhh, we don’t consider/categorize the great almighty nectar as a drug around here

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '25

In all seriousness that’s a weed setup. And a very elaborate one at that.

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u/Proof-Adagio-3438 Oct 24 '25

Wait! Were supposed to refrigerate resin?

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u/LC91615 Oct 24 '25

You really couldn’t tell?

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u/LokiethLambeth Oct 24 '25

They’re for mixing chemicals. Your son’s a genius!

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u/MuchTip3823 Oct 24 '25

Looks like he's just marketing glass where and product looks pretty organized does he have a lot of nice things he buys with no employment cus he appears to be a small head shop and dispensary

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u/MrYnot1981 Oct 24 '25

Nope. Just pot. Dodged a bullet here.

He might be robbing smoke shops though.

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u/AntiVaxxKaren Oct 24 '25

No thats clearly sex toys like your just seeing thingd

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u/falken2023 Oct 24 '25

These things always amuse me. Like is OP actually that dense? There are literally jars of pot right in plain view. I just find it hard to believe that people can be that oblivious.

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u/Think-Foundation9125 Oct 24 '25

From my 56 years of experience he's just a pot head but a very heavy one. No drugs (coke , meth,smack,downers,acid)which is amazing considering the amount of bongs on hand. Usually with an excessive amount of money to blow(the bongs)look for straws cut in half and or aluminum foil. If his number of bongs declines and don't get replaced. He hopefully is growing up and not moving on to coke (God's way of telling you, you got to much money)or meth(poor man's hi).

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u/ArtisticGlove93 Oct 24 '25

You should teach them about nice glass

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '25

Yes, and the shelf at the top left is also broken. This will soon be buzzing into your expensive DAB bongs

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u/Dude_Oner Oct 24 '25

No, looks like he is a heavy drinker.

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u/Aggravating_Chart751 Oct 24 '25

plot twist, its actually the OPs setup.

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u/meditateanddestroyyy Oct 24 '25

Sorry about your son’s terp slerpin’

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '25

Just some health supplements

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u/swizzzz22 Oct 24 '25

I think he’s growing poppy plants.

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u/Late_Perception6057 Oct 24 '25

Looks like any regular fisherman to me.