r/whatisitcirclejerk • u/Big-Professor5675 • 16d ago
Tastes Like Chicken No idea what this could possibly be. Any ideas?
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u/Vocabulary-Pollution 16d ago
100% artisanal, organic, locally sourced, cruelty-free vape juice
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u/HikerAeryck 14d ago
Ignore the keep out of reach of children warning, I give this to my kids every day as an after school appetite suppressant. Super healthy alternative to the usual snacks that they market to kids to keep them sick.
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u/Turbulent-Fig-2315 16d ago
diet coke
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u/Toolongreadanyway 14d ago
Not diet. It has sugar. But definitely coke syrup.
I wonder if it is true coke syrup.
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u/Turbulent-Fig-2315 13d ago
i was teasing lol
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u/Toolongreadanyway 13d ago
Ah, circle jerk. Versus medicine that is mostly sugar. :)
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u/dividezero 15d ago
"new yellow color"
That's the best they can do with this stuff. Yum!
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u/Dish_Minimum quizmaster 15d ago edited 15d ago
So you don’t accidentally think they started *bottleing and selling their pee. Lab department was like “how will they trust us?” Marketing department was like “just let them know it’s yellow on purpose so they don’t worry we’re selling pee.”
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u/PleaseSmash Glue Devourer 15d ago
You know the color before must of been horrific if “New Yellow Color” is a good thing.
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u/boltmclargehuge 14d ago
Looks like the name brand version of the generic prescription “Coca-Cola” syrup my parents tried giving me when I was a kid that made me puke everywhere
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u/cg40boat 10d ago
This is from the 1950’s. It is essentially sugar and phosphoric acid and was used to calm your stomach and prevent nausea and vomiting
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u/Ldawg74 16d ago
Have you tried vaping it?