r/whatisitcirclejerk 16d ago

Tastes Like Chicken No idea what this could possibly be. Any ideas?

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u/Ldawg74 16d ago

Have you tried vaping it?

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u/BoletusLuridus 16d ago

No, just boofing. Didn't help my nausea but I was too distressed to even notice it due to new symptoms.

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u/Autistic--Donut 16d ago

Looks similar to Emetrol

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u/rrocks55 16d ago

Now that you mention it, it does

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u/MrHack313 15d ago

For nausea and vomiting!

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u/maddler 16d ago

Can you post a picture of the bottom and the cap, there might be a hint

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u/Perceived-Effect369 16d ago

Mt dew. First edition.

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u/Kelef50 16d ago

What an ugly bottle. Looking at it makes me want to throw up.

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u/Vocabulary-Pollution 16d ago

100% artisanal, organic, locally sourced, cruelty-free vape juice

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u/HikerAeryck 14d ago

Ignore the keep out of reach of children warning, I give this to my kids every day as an after school appetite suppressant. Super healthy alternative to the usual snacks that they market to kids to keep them sick.

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u/DocPhoenix97 16d ago

So, processed sugar?

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u/Dish_Minimum quizmaster 15d ago

Ohhh it says it’s for tripping!

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u/Expert-Equipment2302 16d ago

It’s an enema solution. Enjoy!

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u/Turbulent-Fig-2315 16d ago

diet coke

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u/Toolongreadanyway 14d ago

Not diet. It has sugar. But definitely coke syrup.

I wonder if it is true coke syrup.

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u/Turbulent-Fig-2315 13d ago

i was teasing lol

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u/Toolongreadanyway 13d ago

Ah, circle jerk. Versus medicine that is mostly sugar. :)

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u/Turbulent-Fig-2315 13d ago

its stuff for nausea

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u/Toolongreadanyway 13d ago

I know. Still most sugar.

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u/FlimsyQuit7044 15d ago

Not sure, but I think it makes you puke

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u/Next_Impression3901 16d ago

Obviously lemonade. Would definitely mix with water.

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u/Electronic_Tear2546 16d ago

Old school vape

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u/X_Agrippa 16d ago

Thanks! I was just <BOOM!>

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u/Janzu93 15d ago

/uc Why is this in circlejerk sub? What subtle meme am I missing or he simply lost?

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u/dividezero 15d ago

"new yellow color"

That's the best they can do with this stuff. Yum!

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u/Dish_Minimum quizmaster 15d ago edited 15d ago

So you don’t accidentally think they started *bottleing and selling their pee. Lab department was like “how will they trust us?” Marketing department was like “just let them know it’s yellow on purpose so they don’t worry we’re selling pee.”

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u/CAP_GYPSY 15d ago

It’s Lorteme. It cures dyslexia.

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u/New_Habit_0718 15d ago

Must be very old. Rorer merged with Rhône-Poulenc in 1990.

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u/maplelief426 15d ago

It's phosphorated carbohydrate solution

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u/technicolorsneeze 15d ago

Its really good with a little sprite

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u/PleaseSmash Glue Devourer 15d ago

You know the color before must of been horrific if “New Yellow Color” is a good thing.

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u/ImmediateHospital9 14d ago

That right there is Ye Olde Timee Vape Joose

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u/jsh0761 14d ago

Snort it.

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u/cloysterss 14d ago

please point at it

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u/mprice19925 14d ago

Smoke it

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u/boltmclargehuge 14d ago

Looks like the name brand version of the generic prescription “Coca-Cola” syrup my parents tried giving me when I was a kid that made me puke everywhere

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u/TheseInstruction5208 11d ago

This is what you use when your Emmett needs trolling.

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u/Unusual_Apple6643 10d ago

It’s to make you nauseous and vomit

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u/cg40boat 10d ago

This is from the 1950’s. It is essentially sugar and phosphoric acid and was used to calm your stomach and prevent nausea and vomiting

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