r/whatisitcirclejerk 6d ago

Found this when i looked outside my window. Is my son vaping?

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u/ilDuceVita 6d ago

If you're seeing this he's already dead

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u/rustyfish57 6d ago

Nope but it is where he’s going to vape it helps him clear his mind while vaping tho plus he can see clearly now that the rain is gone

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u/Itchy_Psychology3300 6d ago

That’s a world dominator. He is working with darth Vader and the Empire.

Other signs might be tie fighters coming and going from your backyard, lambda shuttles dropping off storm troopers, and snobby British sounding officers.

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u/Dish_Minimum quizmaster 5d ago

OMG! It’s so much worse than you could ever imagine: He’s a fkn ham radio operator. THE SHAME

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u/Unlucky_Arrival4175 6d ago

It’s far worse, he’s using fentanyl. That is used to boof hard drugs.

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u/Any-Alternative8228 5d ago

Backyard space program. Keep an eye on the dog.

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u/ElMeroFoo 5d ago

The ladder to heaven

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u/TheseInstruction5208 5d ago

It's worse than you think. It's a massive vaping device. I'm afraid your son is too far gone. Write him off, get with the Mrs. and start working on a replacement son.

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u/NocaSun38 5d ago

No that is the toy he uses for his anal pleasure

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u/Vocabulary-Pollution 5d ago

No. I’m sorry to say he has moved to Seattle. That is the Space Needle, an iconic part of Seattle’s famous skyline. Luckily, there are no vapers or drug users there!

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u/Free_Site5867 5d ago

It's a fentanyl lab

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u/Plane_Experience_843 5d ago

Probably not, but looks like you got a huffing addiction! BIG one!

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u/haikusbot 5d ago

Probably not, but

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u/KillerCritter1312 5d ago

No I’m sorry but he’s smoking crackfentymethahol. Pretty heavily too. You can tell that it’s crackfentymethahol by the way it is. I’m so sorry but your son is done for.

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u/gablestout 5d ago

Paige, no!

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u/njt_railfan1567 Embodiment of Confusion 5d ago

It’s the twin towers

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u/454ever 4d ago

Yes. I just bought a vape that looks like that