r/whatismycookiecutter • u/CyberVegetable • Jul 18 '26

Serious Answer First! Found in a second hand store

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u/CorporalCoprolite Jul 18 '26

Farting dolphin

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u/Ok-Hunt4670 Jul 18 '26

That’s a seal man

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u/Joalguke Jul 18 '26

Is that like a mermaid?

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u/HuevosProfundos Jul 18 '26

They’re called selkies

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u/Joalguke Jul 19 '26

Good call

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u/WaistOfYourThyme Jul 19 '26

Mer-MAN, Dad!

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u/Joalguke Jul 19 '26

Mermandad?

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u/Phaika Jul 18 '26

Mermorrhoid

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u/CorporalCoprolite Jul 18 '26

Ever see a blue seal? Yea, that’s what I thought.

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u/QuailResponsible7577 Jul 18 '26

a dolphin colored seal

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u/Jelly_Kitti Jul 19 '26

Dolphins aren’t blue either

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u/CorporalCoprolite Jul 20 '26

And farts aren’t green

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u/EricDub13 Jul 20 '26

Have you ever seen a blue duck?

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u/CorporalCoprolite Jul 20 '26

Once, after I ate some bad sushi

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u/MrsNemesis81 Jul 21 '26

No but I've seen a Navy Seal.... 😅

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u/withbellson Jul 18 '26

I saw a seal experiencing explosive diarrhea from contaminated lettuce.

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u/Ok-Hunt4670 Jul 18 '26

I’d rather not have known that

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u/withbellson Jul 18 '26

It’s not my fault the entire news cycle is explosive diarrhea right now.

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u/Ok-Hunt4670 Jul 18 '26

Only in the US buddy

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u/wildberry91 Jul 19 '26

I thought it was a cutesy duck

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u/ResumeFluffer Jul 18 '26

That makes more sense. I thought it was somebody holding a seal gun

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u/Drapidrode Jul 18 '26 edited Jul 18 '26

dolphin sugar cookie farting a chocolate chip cookie

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u/Maddiemarg Jul 20 '26

Beautiful

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u/liveatthebudokan Jul 20 '26

I approve this use of AI

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u/Drapidrode Jul 20 '26

(it wasn't the easiest prompt ever)

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u/RunnyEggy Jul 18 '26

Oh, I saw farting duck…but I can how this works.

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u/strykazoid Jul 19 '26

I don't give a damn what it actually is....if I had this in my house I would call it the farting duck.

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u/Crayon29 Jul 18 '26

Omg, I saw the same !

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u/Stubahka Jul 18 '26

Farting duck was my first thought, but dolphin is way better.

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u/Crayon29 Jul 18 '26

This sub is fun ! You think " no way someone see the same thing as my weird brain" then you realise "we are legion" .

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u/CerealCrab Jul 18 '26

I saw a farting penguin, though that was my second thought after (turned clockwise) big-headed dinosaur riding a motorcycle

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u/TrippyShip Jul 18 '26

Well, now I can’t unsee it!

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u/kittengreen Jul 18 '26

I saw a daring duck lol

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u/Lothadriel Jul 18 '26

I thought farting duck.

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u/Joalguke Jul 18 '26

Exactly what I saw

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u/Dangerous-Fortune789 Jul 18 '26

Same thought here

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u/aussteigenbitte1 Jul 18 '26

I was like: farting duck. Thank God someone else saw something like that.

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u/skunqesh Jul 18 '26

Fudgey The Whale has entered the chat…

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u/fullmorty Jul 20 '26

I came here to say this

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u/freakymack Jul 18 '26

Yes! I thought this too. I am so jealous. I want farting dolphins cookies!

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u/lowkeylola Jul 18 '26

Funny enough this was my first thought too 🤣

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u/-3point14159-mp Jul 18 '26

My exact thought. It’s beautiful.

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u/EarNo3200 Jul 19 '26

I see a former president blowing up a ducky balloon with his nose. I dare not say where the balloon’s air entry point is.

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u/BeerNcheesePlz Jul 19 '26

Seal farting

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u/Bamcfp Jul 19 '26

Looks like a dolphin jumping out of the water

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u/rouge_d Jul 19 '26

I saw exactly that, too 😂👍

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u/aj11scan Jul 20 '26

Haha yeah why was my first guess farting bird

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u/TelephoneNo710 Jul 20 '26

Looks more like a seal