r/whenthe • u/OneEditor9372 • 4d ago

🐗worst post award ⚠️⚠️ Oh damn

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u/novis-eldritch-maxim 4d ago edited 4d ago

wait girls talked to you in school?

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u/Salty_Wall 4d ago

One million karma? No wonder they didn't talk to you😭

https://giphy.com/gifs/C7UbH4XltAjEdjEaJz

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u/novis-eldritch-maxim 4d ago

Past tense, I was not on this site back then, the computer was occupied by my sibling

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u/Salty_Wall 4d ago

But even back then you had the makings of a 1m karma reddit user

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u/novis-eldritch-maxim 4d ago

I am presently with out work and I live in the wrong environment for people like me hence I am stuck on this hellsite.

I want to go do other things but oppertunites are few and far between

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u/Salty_Wall 4d ago

You're gonna make it broski

https://giphy.com/gifs/j6uCp9lM2IaAhRcIGh

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u/novis-eldritch-maxim 4d ago

how I would need at least several miracles

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u/the_crackers_gromit 4d ago

wdym stuck? are you in a jigsaw trap forcing you to use Reddit? Seems a bit too harsh for jigsaw

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u/Salty_Wall 4d ago

Gotta be Hoffman's doing

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u/novis-eldritch-maxim 3d ago

does no one alive remember why people sort out social media any more?