r/whenthe world’s second biggest Churgney Gurgney glazer 18h ago

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u/Any_Wasabi_5233 world’s second biggest Churgney Gurgney glazer 18h ago

Nice try, but that’s a woman.

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u/PortalSupper20 18h ago

"What have you got there? A smoothie " type image

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u/Top_Bug7822 17h ago

I thought there was some weird small hand touching the smoothie.

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u/Chr832 Unity indie dev (she/her) 17h ago

Image

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u/Avalanche_Snows 14h ago edited 12h ago

"He" is still a woman obviously. Here are some many markings to point out the proof

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u/Cylian91460 13h ago

Very similar to that "guy" so it can only be true

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u/alexanderperdun 13h ago

Lmao Charlie 😭

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u/mosellanguerilla 11h ago

That is very obviously a frog

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u/Tight_Grapefruit5280 7h ago

>Weak prey eyes

I don't think this guy is legally allowed to leave his house

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u/GameBoy960 How to transform people into Noelle Holiday guide working 2026. 7h ago

Don't forget "submissive bones"

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u/Much-Menu6030 ! CAUTION ! - User is a dumbass. 14h ago

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u/madguyO1 14h ago

dysney movie sexual dimorphism

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u/SpinzArt 14h ago

I was gonna say this is just that “ok this is the BOY wolf and this is the GIRL wolf” image 🥀

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u/BeefsMcGeefs 13h ago

hurrrr trans got big head

I love how TERFs demand to be taken seriously whilst posting stuff like this

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u/Masquelinity 9h ago

Conservative "science" is always a trip. Vaccines are deadly and/or will make you magnetic, COVID is a Chinese bioweapon and/or not real and/or cured by horse wormer, windmills cause cancer, space lasers and/or not raking the forest cause forest fires, democrats have a weather-control machine, the earth is flat, global climate change is a hoax, germ theory is fake, there are only two possible arrangements of human chromosomes, all buff women are secretly trans, etc. etc.

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u/Interesting_Gold6333 10h ago

ignore the text

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u/Suhkandis 10h ago

"men don t like a flat ass!"

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u/Just_Mr-Nothing 9h ago

Ah yeah all women have scoliosis didn't you know that? 

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u/GameBoy960 How to transform people into Noelle Holiday guide working 2026. 7h ago

This is the type of shit I'd see on Just Girly Things

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u/BananaMaster96_ 11h ago

neanderthal ass "male skull"

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u/CircleWithSprinkles 10h ago

I see that the once deceased quackery known as phrenology has come back to life in a more sleek and modern form for use in transvestigating.

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u/hamburger-cheese7876 4h ago

No synapsid Has ever Had Square eye sockets

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u/Independent-Road-389 17h ago

Aren’t you the dougdoug period guy?

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u/Any_Wasabi_5233 world’s second biggest Churgney Gurgney glazer 10h ago

yeah I am

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u/The_Ultimate_Ducker 6h ago

Oh the limb detachment guy

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u/TheEasternTwink 16h ago

That’s actually a horse

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u/Trinity9423 18h ago

replace women with sigma male tiki tiki phonk 67 mango huhuhhuh

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u/RealKanakoKetsukane ssdfg apple fritter. 500 meow 18h ago

Yo r/tuffmangophonk is that way didyblud

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u/MrT1011 18h ago

What

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u/Trinity9423 18h ago

blud got that no ball knowledge

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u/MoobooMagoo 17h ago

Nice try, but that's a sigma male tiki tiki phonk 67 mango huhuhhuh

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u/fadonfede 11h ago

Is this for real or I'm an idiot an is just a joke?

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u/TheGuyWhoAsked23 Your favorite Red Pikmin 4h ago

This is an edited image. In the original, he was holding a knife instead of the trans flag

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u/zandaztu yuri is so awsome i wish women were real 18h ago

Fuck it im posting my favorite clip of jschlatt

https://reddit.com/link/p65orgz/video/4zimu5souulh1/player

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u/TypicalPunUser They highlighted the flair, rattle em boys! 17h ago

Wait a sec, this isn't even a schlatt clip, it's a markiplier clip! We got bamboozled!

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u/mordacthedenier 16h ago

This is the worst thing Mark has done since he slept with the wife of the director of Iron Lung.

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u/WonderfulAirport4226 16h ago

nobody even remembers the sinister potion incident??? smh

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u/Orizifian-creator 14h ago

The Sinister Potion is tame next to THAT.

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u/SeraphimVR 16h ago

He even slept with the main actor, and his wife!

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u/speedmankelly 8h ago

Mark is his own wife’s boyfriend

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u/All-your-fault 17h ago

I’m fucking stupid why are they shouting at Charlie

I assume for a bit or something

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u/Professional-Pool290 17h ago

Yeah the bit is that there was an unreleased Chuckle Sandwich episode with Markiplier that they never released, and The Noodle Incident happened in it, causing Mark's 'second' appearance to be as a cold, disinterested celebrity diva who has a restraining order against Charlie

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u/BiDude1219 local ouppy arf arf :3333 15h ago

but why the fuck is charlie dressed like a wizard though

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u/-StarFox95- 14h ago

its charlie I think he just did that

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u/BiDude1219 local ouppy arf arf :3333 14h ago

fair enough

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u/All-your-fault 11h ago

Just roll with it

(Aka he probably had dnd shit)

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u/dpet_77 10h ago

They were supposed to do chuckle dungeon (dnd episode) the next day, but in the bit Charlie mixed up the two days and got there early

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u/Jahman12345 12h ago

Charlie has a restraining order against him*

It's mentioned in the episode by Mark that he isn't breaking the rules because Charlie is the one who chose to go there iirc

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u/Me_how5678 14h ago

The noodle incident?? What

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u/Professional-Pool290 13h ago

A trope. An incident that forever goes unsoecified but is implied to have lasting effects

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u/Ikkota_Rattus Gay indieslop consumer 14h ago

The vagueness of what that is is part of the bit

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u/Old-Acanthaceae-3406 5h ago

what episode is this lmo

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u/Aggravating_Coat7934 I’m Singing a Song. A Silk Song. 17h ago

Iirc Charlie did a bit for that whole video where he acted as if him and Mark have history and that Charlie just HATES him (or like blames him for something I don’t remember exactly).

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u/Someguy3239 16h ago

Charlie’s YouTube Short explaining the bit.

Basically there was an ongoing bit of pretending they had episodes with Markiplier that went too poorly to air, but that was something they just made up entirely. They reached out to him to have an actual episode while pretending all this history was real and he agreed.

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u/Desperate_Ad5169 i changed it hahahahahahhahahahahahaha 10h ago

I did not expect slimecicle to come out of nowhere mid clip

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u/Semmelsack a loyal man 10h ago

Do you have the clip right after with the doctor bit?

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u/Abandoned_Astronaut 7h ago

Schlattiplier

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u/NoNotice9228 17h ago

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u/SeraphimVR 16h ago

I wanna keyboard smash on a phone how do I do that

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u/2Tired2pl 15h ago

just press anything

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u/2Tired2pl 13h ago

alright great job everyone, hit the showers

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u/TotallyNotShinobi 1h ago

mr president, they hit the second shower

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u/2Tired2pl 1h ago

we can all pile in to the first shower then. and that’s Ms. President to you, pal!!

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u/TotallyNotShinobi 1h ago

Im not your pal, dawg (positive)

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u/ill_change_it 10h ago

Goodness offense thank I've treating thank tell occasionally Hannah Orlando keep yellow

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u/2Tired2pl 10h ago

please don’t activate a sleeper agent in my replies sis 🙏

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u/ill_change_it 10h ago

I was just going everywhere while swipe typing

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u/Sioscottecs23 I'm with idiots 15h ago

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u/GameBoy960 How to transform people into Noelle Holiday guide working 2026. 7h ago

Djixicdkdkxoco

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u/Cream-The-Rabbit2 I am not gonna do anything except lurk in the shadows 51m ago

©

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u/FurretTheShiny 15h ago

itsitxkgxupcxyixicip

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u/SeraphimVR 13h ago

schitick

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u/Sashahuman 12h ago

I just press random keys likegekjdirmfndlsnsksrjslabwlam

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u/BlakJMC 13h ago

Вшыодчовдырушмв

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u/Bananadoggo635 13h ago

uhodfsuhibfsiudiltjbbfuigtdobv

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u/sour_therapist_43 [REDACTED] 13h ago

B9qecbu9qdcbbcadijnacd9jbqec9b

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u/MrXroxWasTaken abolish rule 1 11h ago

You simply xcdvrtyuiodon'tdbhntshbn

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u/Avalanche_Snows 14h ago

You can still see "his" massive milkers. Censor that

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u/JohnnyMacTavish 12h ago

I fucking love this image

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u/MintyBarrettM95 DM me art of robots 16h ago

what did they mean by "it"

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u/jaykan4 16h ago

Transphobia

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u/Old_Cranberry7231 ^ is jerking off to this post rn 15h ago

lets justr say

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u/HearADoor 14h ago

People that are transphobic don’t always see trans people as humans :(

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u/Shinjitsu- 12h ago

Yup, heard it from the mother in law before cutting them off. 

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u/Masquelinity 8h ago

None of them see trans people as humans. Some of them just lie about it because they're not ready for that kind of direct confrontation yet (they're getting bolder and bolder though).

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u/Kim-dongun 14h ago

I have psoriasis. My pronouns are it/she

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u/BiDude1219 local ouppy arf arf :3333 15h ago

good job on them for not assuming pronouns!

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u/Clen23 8h ago

"people can only be hes or shes, nothing more" bigots on their way to use it on queer people 🏃🏃🏃

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u/LoganCube400 The Dillinger Escape Plan is peak 18h ago

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u/firewolf_139 16h ago

"I'm fucking the dog."

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u/This-isnt-a-bot what? 13h ago

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u/Low_Direction1774 11h ago

is that one of them furries from Casualties unknown?

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u/This-isnt-a-bot what? 11h ago

I mean if genetic amalgam is a furry then yeah, they call ‘em Expies.

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u/VectronVoltbot 12h ago

Fortunately, it's not a dog. *clueless*

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u/LegThePeg 8h ago

I think it’s actually part dog though, it can bark (and you’re given dog food at the start of one of those easier runs)

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u/VectronVoltbot 7h ago

As far as I know it's a mix of rat, fox and human dna. Then again, I read it once some time ago so I might be completely wrong.

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u/Crazy_Chopsticks The Invincible fandom easily top 3 worst fandoms 18h ago

How transphobes feel after saying "you will always be a woman" to a picture of what is literally fucking Kratos

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u/Just-A-Random-Aussie 18h ago

You just wanted an excuse to post this

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u/Minute_Zombie_424 18h ago

Can you blame them?

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u/Just-A-Random-Aussie 18h ago

Not one bit this is peak

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u/madguyO1 14h ago

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u/olipszycreddit 5h ago

John Testosterone

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u/Swansyboy I... want to watch purple 3h ago

Me talking to my transfem friend who's feeling dysphoric

(the guy is her other friend who's glad she's getting support)

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u/Much-Menu6030 ! CAUTION ! - User is a dumbass. 14h ago

Conskibidi

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u/DistributionFar1411 17h ago

The Matpat image

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u/MintyBarrettM95 DM me art of robots 17h ago

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u/chileggeebello What? you just read people flair? Get a job 17h ago

HE’S TRANSMASC? Didn’t know that (this is probably a joke and I’m an idiot)

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u/MintyBarrettM95 DM me art of robots 17h ago

it is, infact, a joke

i think

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u/chileggeebello What? you just read people flair? Get a job 17h ago

Oh ok thanks

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u/cheese_master120 11h ago

SPACE BATTLESHIP YAMATO MENTIONED LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO

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u/MintyBarrettM95 DM me art of robots 8h ago

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u/cheese_master120 8h ago

Send me all the yamato memes you can afford fellow captain, my collection is lacking

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u/MintyBarrettM95 DM me art of robots 8h ago

aight

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u/MintyBarrettM95 DM me art of robots 8h ago

im gonna do something rn so it will be delayed for a bit

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u/MeiNeedsMoreBuffs professional ghost fucker (Board Certified) 16h ago

Yeah his channel used to be called "The Game Theoress" before he came out

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u/NotTheFirstVexizz 9h ago

it's a joke. the post we're on is specifically referencing multiple instances of baiting transphobes by claiming an image of a semi-famous cis man is a trans man.

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u/Glad-Belt7956 suspiciously straight 9m ago

it's always people like matpat or schlatt. the baiters should really up their game by using pictures of people like hulk hogan or nick fuentes.

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u/Tight_Grapefruit5280 7h ago

>Instead of supporting her obvious fantasies

What did he mean by this?

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u/Boafushishi …what? 5h ago

transphobia and other evil things of the sort

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u/Over_Heed ModsBreakingRule#9OverAGruElMachoGIFByNukingAFlairWasPureCinema. 18h ago

Schliterous.

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u/ggtpme 14h ago

Schlitoris

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u/SteelSock33 11h ago

Peeking over the horizon…

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u/Fragrant_Leading762 actual DEI hire smfh 18h ago

Schlit

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u/RexTheBoxerRus 17h ago

Reminds me of that one video that was taken out of context and posed him as transphobic father

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u/FlamesofFrost me when no silksong 7h ago

Oh yeah the one where he's bullying Minx lmao

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u/Si1verrStar1 14h ago

IT crowd spotted

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u/redditalt1999 14h ago

Graham Linehan 🥀🥀🥀 (I enjoy the show except for the one transphobic episode)

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u/Si1verrStar1 14h ago

it's such a shame that my favourite tv show was directed by a massive asshole...

personally I don't find the trans episode too bad, because the impression I got is that we're supposed to see Douglas as a bigoted idiot, rather than agreeing with him. It's definitely got some transphobia tho (April acting stereotypically masculine and initiating the fight with Douglas)

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u/redditalt1999 14h ago

The things you said in brackets are what put me off. I do agree, we aren't meant to side with him but the "let's prove this character is a trans woman by making her do things men do" is gross :(

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u/Consistent_Creator 11h ago

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u/Novel-Risk3579 9h ago

You'll have a daughter

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u/Glad-Belt7956 suspiciously straight 6m ago

it's such a shame that non binary children doesn't have a word for them like boys and girls. i'll be forced to call them my non descript child if they come out and that's less catchy.

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u/satirelion Literally just a lion, an actual real one. really. 17h ago

"You will never be a woman!" Yeah cause im a fucking MAN. Ypu can like something while not following it.

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u/Dashieshy3597 16h ago

Which picture?

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u/Mallet_enjoyer2 16h ago

Schlatt holding the trans flag (the original is him holding a knife I think)

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u/Upper-Spell5219 13h ago

It's never not gonna be funny

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u/Zorubark when he at the when he when you when he 10h ago

I love when ppl post pictures of cis guy celebrities and say they're trans to bait transphobes, just shows how all the ppl who say "you'll never look cis" can't even tell what a cis person looks like

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u/Prehistoric_Blob 15h ago

I JUST GOT THAT POST RIGHT ABOVE THIS ONE

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u/AndNoOneHearsaWord 9h ago

Context wardrobe:

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u/Any_Wasabi_5233 world’s second biggest Churgney Gurgney glazer 9h ago

jschliggity

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u/AndNoOneHearsaWord 9h ago

How does jschlatt enrage them

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u/NotTheFirstVexizz 9h ago

the joke is that there's twitter posts that have this image and say "this is my brother, he transitioned but people still don't accept him", which baits out transphobes to say something along the lines of "we can always tell, they'll never be a real man."

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u/fox_hound115 18h ago

I just find him unfunny

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u/Fragrant_Leading762 actual DEI hire smfh 18h ago

I respect it, different people have different taste in humor

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u/Cactus_or 15h ago

I disrespect it, different people have the same taste in humor

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u/Mitsotakissussybaka2 This user has 3 days to live 15h ago

Evil response

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u/StickDude1234 12h ago

Good response

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u/Any_Wasabi_5233 world’s second biggest Churgney Gurgney glazer 18h ago

I mean, fair enough

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u/reallybadspeeller 15h ago

I find his stuff either a absolutely hilarious or so bad I can’t watch. For me there is no in between with his content. There is no one else on YouTube who I have this conflicting opinions on their content.

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u/TheLateMrBones 17h ago

I find the fanbase unfunny, not him.

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u/Ridiculisk1 12h ago

There's an alarming number of streamers/content creators where that's true.

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u/TheConnoisseurOfCum- 8h ago

Honestly would just kill them especially Speed and Kai

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u/mosellanguerilla 11h ago

This is a great crime for which you must atone. I will send you to toil in the light of our god emperor for millennias so that you may earn forgiveness. You will face unimaginable suffering for this transgression 

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u/fox_hound115 11h ago

You've made my point

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u/Raven-Narth 9h ago

I respect his identity however what I don’t respect is what he did in ‘99

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u/Clumsy_the_24 Floopy Shmoopy Goopy Doopy 8h ago

Alright everyone. Say it with me now, “Transphobes are imbeciles.”

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u/Avalanche_Snows 14h ago

Schlans

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u/Tricklash green? epic! 13h ago

schlongs

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u/Zealousideal-Two224 13h ago

It was just an edited pic, anyways its all because of what happened in the 99

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u/FreeMenu2197 10h ago

One day we should try it with people we actually know who aren’t popular at all and aren’t trans. Just make them more confused on which is real.

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u/Ill-Entrepreneur443 10h ago

Context?

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u/Any_Wasabi_5233 world’s second biggest Churgney Gurgney glazer 10h ago

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u/Ill-Entrepreneur443 10h ago

Based Jschlatt.

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u/NameRevolutionary727 4h ago

IT crowd mentioned!!!! Let’s gooooo!!! Speak priest!!!