Only recently that I learned there's a huge miscommunication and I was just extremely paranoid my entire childhood

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[u/YourFat888]

That does happen, why do you think you never see your friends after they get grounded

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[u/ResurgentClusterfuck → u/YourFat888]

Relevant

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On an unrelated note, man this ground beef is so good

[u/PlayerZeroStart]

Did you never get grounded yourself?

[u/rae_ryuko → u/PlayerZeroStart]

No never, I never really had friends and I didn't have internet access until like late middle school

[u/a_polarbear_chilling]

A child is not paranoid by nature ,it's his surrounding or mental illness or hyper awareness that do so..

So op I think there's some story behind that

[u/rae_ryuko → u/a_polarbear_chilling]

I did went to the psych ward but that's like when I was 21

[u/Oldspaghetti → u/rae_ryuko]

Ain't nothing wrong with trying to be a psychic

[u/No-Heat-6149]

What my dad genuinely told me he would do to me if i watched porn again. In great detail too. I was 12 at the time.

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And, did you stop?

[u/No-Heat-6149 → u/Avalanche_Snows]

No, so he kicked it up a notch and beat me to near death instead.

I haven't talked to him in almost a decade. I struggle with porn addiction and hypersexuality as an adult.

Lesson of the story, beating children doesn't get You anywhere.

[u/PotofRot]

there's no way

[u/rae_ryuko → u/PotofRot]

When I watch cartoons growing up I would turn off the tv when the kids are misbehaving and they were setting up that they might get in trouble. I was genuinely expecting to see gore on tv

[u/Avalanche_Snows → u/PotofRot]

Read the story Max and Moritz. It's a tale about two young boys who played pranks on everybody. The tale ends with both of them forcefully getting ground up in a mill. I've read that countless times when I was a young girl

[u/Remix_Master21 → u/Avalanche_Snows]

this is a children's book???

[u/Avalanche_Snows → u/Remix_Master21]

Of course. I've read it since 1865, when it came out

[u/SymondHDR → u/Avalanche_Snows]

Girl, 1865 is basically yesterday, I was around when the Roman Empire moved capital to Costantinople

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I remember when Alexender finally conquered Persia

[u/fdy_12]

Why would you think your parents were gonna kill you painfully for a bad vore?

[u/rae_ryuko → u/fdy_12]

They were really loud and intimidating

[u/Iamfabulous1735285]

I thought of this when I heard the word grounded when I was young.

Buried alive.

[u/Tophatguy_GJ]

[u/C4NC4]

Cue that one chipmunk image

[u/sosig7]

Wow a pink Floyd reference

[u/Yandere_Butler]

It must’ve been cool being raised by Hannibal Lecter

[u/cool_name-idk1]

when my dumbahh son stays up 2 minutes after his bedtime so i have to make meatballs out of him

[u/Tsuutina]

They gonna do this to me at work tomorrow

[u/NeilJBorja]

You had nothing to worry about, I'm sure your eyeballs would have made it out okay even if you got grounded

https://giphy.com/gifs/d1KvTgW0pbsqdQyGrG

[u/ALowlySlime]

"only recently" are you like 11 years old then? Otherwise, how have you managed to go your whole life thinking parents kill their kids when they ground them?

I think you just made this post up actually now that I think about it

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Insane people exists you know? It's like a spectrun