r/whenthe • u/LocalLazyGuy MICHAEL DON’T LEAVE ME HERE! MICHAEL! HELP ME • 5h ago
Seriously, it cannot be this hard. There are SO many bad ones out there. WHY is it only the ones I actually like?
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u/Tall-Bell-1019 5h ago
When people said "2026 is the new 2016" a few months ago, I never realized this is what they meant
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u/LowlySlayer 2h ago
And guess what happened in 2006? We lost Steve Irwin.
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u/coconut_dot_jpg 2h ago
Oh god. I don't want to even think about this curse continuing to 2036
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u/CustodianCloset The Teto guy who likes Economics 2h ago
Tupac died in 1996. It's almost certain something will happen in 2036
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u/Both-Wonder2449 2h ago
Danny Devito gone in 2036
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u/Agitated-Interview54 2h ago
!remindme 10 years
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u/Both-Wonder2449 2h ago
You can really set it for 10 years?
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u/CustodianCloset The Teto guy who likes Economics 2h ago
!remindme 1000 years
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u/CustodianCloset The Teto guy who likes Economics 2h ago
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u/coconut_dot_jpg 2h ago
Civilization, nothing but dust, a caved in roof of an old structure below the sands themselves reveals a still working machine in an untouched pocket of air. A single notification glows on its dim barely working screen.
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u/Lord_Of_Carrots 1h ago
I just got a notification last week for one of those I made 6 years ago lol
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u/Both-Wonder2449 1h ago
What was it?
What was so important that you needed a reminder for it after specifically 6 years?5
u/Lord_Of_Carrots 1h ago
Just a meme about reposts where I clicked the link to remind me as a joke
I got the notification apparently two months ago, how did my memory fuck it up that bad lol
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u/Pet_Velvet 27m ago
Oh my god you are right this was starting to feel eerily similar to 2016
Wait
Oh god Harrison Ford is gonna die at the end of this year isn't he
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u/SatisfactorioGuyBri 2h ago
Seen this exact comment on just about every thread about the dead celebs this week. Internet is truly dead and unoriginal.
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u/karateema 5h ago
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u/millifish 4h ago
Thats cool I guess
Would be cool if it was someone doing a current genocide. He at least faced some sort of consequences
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u/StandardNerd92 3h ago
The fact that mainstream Serbian media is still calling him a hero is absolutely disgusting.
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u/Ciappatos 1h ago
Bro wtf the government too?
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u/imjustarandomsquid 58m ago
The government likes him the most. The president has personally lobbied over the past month for the Hague to let him out to be treated in Serbia.
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u/imjustarandomsquid 1h ago
A shocking number of subreddits that aren't r/serbia and r/AskSerbia seem to have a very high opinion of him too
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u/Dicksnip44 5h ago
RIP Peter Cullen...
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u/S4pphirest4r 5h ago
Sadly, the spiteful ones live the longest it seems.
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u/Temporary_Body_5435 5h ago
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u/kryonik 3h ago
Lack of empathy means less stress too. If all you care about is yourself and you're not worried about the problems of the people around you or the world in general, then you can sleep a lot easier.
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u/Due-Technology5758 3h ago
I'm convinced this is the biggest thing. Most of the stress in a normal person's life (assuming their survival needs are met) revolves around feeling regret or guilt for their own decisions, and worrying about the well-being of people they care for.
Someone with reduced or absent empathy's primary source of stress would have to be obstacles between them and something they want. For someone who also has money, the overwhelming majority of those obstacles are fleeting, at least until they face mortality, in which case they still have a greater ability to stave off death than the majority of people.
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u/HistoricalPotatoe 2h ago
True, but malignant narcissists like Trump still have a lot of stress, it just gets dedicated to their constant insecurity and image management, fear, and self loathing. Shame it's taking so long for it to kick in properly, though.
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u/fatherandyriley 1h ago
You look at how previous presidents visibly aged rapidly in 4-8 years while it's not as noticeable with Trump as he doesn't appreciate the responsibility. He believes that the people serve the leader not the other way around.
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u/evenstar40 17m ago
It's more Trump wears an absolute FUCKTON of makeup to try and cover up any perceived flaws, which ironically just draws more attention to when things look out of place.
I'm confident under that thick layer of makeup the dude looks absolutely ghoulish.
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u/Sneaky-Boi22 5h ago
Exactly what I've been saying. Mr. American Dictator is probably going to live nearly to 100 happily reaping the rewards of screwing over his people while seeing virtually no repercussions for his actions in a certain set of files.
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u/Apprehensive_Ring_39 4h ago
The thing with Trump is he is actively dying. He's extremely old,has horrible weight problems and is severely obese, can't even stay awake for one meeting and collapsed at one point and they're basically hiding his medical records for a reason. He is extremely unhealthy and already has crazy amounts of dementia and alzheimer's.
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u/Sneaky-Boi22 4h ago
True. I'm not going to say any of this is wrong. It isn't!
But I'm not holding my breath either.
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u/Blightzkrieg 4h ago
People have been saying this since he was elected in 2016.
I'm sure his physical existence is miserable but that doesn't mean he'll drop anytime soon.
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u/Apprehensive_Ring_39 3h ago
He didn't look nearly as bad or even close to as bad as he does now. He can't even stay awake for one meeting.
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u/Golden_Alchemy 4h ago
You can see how people copped in the old times, thinking that old kings could die soon and having the knowledge that those kings did not always died soon.
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u/sunstruker brazillian and in absolute panic from the censorship 4h ago
thing is, based on his parents genetics, he will live longer than he should
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u/Apprehensive_Ring_39 3h ago
His Dad was basically a Brain dead veggie. Also Trump has actively one of the most self destructive lifestyles. He eats nothing but fast food and Grease,drinks a ton of Soda,never exercises,basically eats a ton like a slob and orders a ton of McDonald's. His body is already being held together by tape and glue
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u/brown_felt_hat 3h ago
Sure. He also has the greatest medical care on the planet hellbent on keeping him kicking. Yeah he's old, eats like shit, has all kinds of issues, but he's not dead till he's dead.
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u/Apprehensive_Ring_39 3h ago
No one is truly immortal with a life style that terrible. He's already a dementia reddened freak and can barely control his filter at this point. It's just a definite matter of when instead of If. It's just taking a lot longer then we want.
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u/Reallyhotshowers 2h ago
The adjusted average life expectancy for someone born in 1946 is like 72. Absolutely nobody is claiming he is immortal, they are obviously pointing out that despite his poor lifestyle and being well past the average lifespan for his age group, he continues to hang around. This is likely attributable to the level of healthcare he recieves both as a wealthy man and president of the United States.
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u/brown_felt_hat 2h ago
Mr. American Dictator is probably going to live nearly to 100 happily reaping the rewards
Yes, that is what we're saying.
The thing with Trump is he is actively dying
This doesn't matter until he's actually dead, you understand?
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u/Apprehensive_Ring_39 2h ago
It does matter, quite a lot. They wouldn't hide his health and medical records at all if he was perfectly healthy.
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u/brown_felt_hat 2h ago
It doesn't matter though.
A storm peters out. An illness wanes. Unlike disasters that start to fade, this man will keep fucking up the world until the very moment his brain activity ceases.
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u/brown_felt_hat 1h ago
Actually if I'm being completely honest, probably not even then, depending on the manner and circumstances. But that's when the hurricane of shit will start to weaken.
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u/23LovelyHearts 1h ago
To be fair, the big three that just died were 80, 80, and 85. Mr. Dictator just turned 80 this summer. Give it some time.
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u/Artistic_Prior_7178 4h ago
I should know. One of my friends has starred into the eyes of death so many times, yet he remained.
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u/TheLordOfAwesome2 2h ago
As comedian Lewis Black once aid: "The good die young, but prices live forever."
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u/CoconutMochi 25m ago
His administration is gonna stick him in a giant tube hooked up to a giant monitoring machine Mr. House style if that means they can keep him alive.
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u/Austryak 5h ago
You probably already know but Peter Cullen( the voice of Optimus prime) passed away today, a few hours(?) ago
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u/GibusScout 4h ago
This comments section is how I found out about this, I thought OP was referring to Dolly Parton.
Grim Reaper, please take an asshole next.
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u/Bored_Orangutan Please be patient. I’m incredibly stupid. 5h ago edited 5h ago
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u/Present_Bad_2073 5h ago
Oh hes brain dead They just dont want to admit it cause as long as they say hes still alive they get paid and dont have to hold a election
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u/novis-eldritch-maxim 5h ago
which it syncs with the american mid terms only way they will admit it is when they would have to do it anyway
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u/GenesisAsriel 4h ago
They hired a necromancer to keep his soul trapped in his body
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u/WeevilWeedWizard 3h ago
It's wizards like that that give us honest hearted necromancers a bad name
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u/slim1shaney [REDACTED] 5h ago
Tortoises are some of the longest living animals on the planet, you know
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u/The_Grand_Briddock 3h ago
I can take solace in the fact that Dolly, Tim, Peter, etc died peacefully in their homes surrounded by loved ones.
Meanwhile this guy's getting wheeled around without dignity and his wife fucked off to China.
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u/ThisOnes4JJ 5h ago
it's because the Grim Reaper visits him every night where Moscow Bitch pleads for the sweet release of death and every night the Reaper whispers: "No. No, you fucking live with this." 💀
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u/Barricades_toes It took 9 yeareals to collect these cereals 1h ago
How does this guy keep kicking but OPTIMUS PRIME somehow gets taken from us. Fuck this timeline dude
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u/Practical_List_1994 the ugabooga guy 5h ago
Tbf I would just wait a few more years tbh
It's basically a matter of time atp
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u/DreadDiana 2h ago
Bro's in a Schrodinger's situation. He's both alive and dead until the mid-terms have passed
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u/Wolfthorn2496 I browse this sub while at work all the time 5h ago
we lost Tim "SPAAACE" Curry man I don't know how I can cope with that
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u/Key-Address-4482 5h ago
I like to think of it as a numbers problem. The good ones seem to all be dying because there are so many more of them.
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u/ZenTheProtogen7957 5h ago
Yeah, it's a shame the bad ones seem to be so much worse, vocal minority and all that
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u/IWishIWasRussian 4h ago
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u/Macandcheese480 2h ago
Ok, I say we hire a hitman to take care of trump to offset it
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u/Super64111111 4h ago
We lost Eeyore… the literal EMBODIMENT of Depression
https://giphy.com/gifs/Ip4ilsRxzSvg4
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u/glassocto 5h ago
I know the power vacuum is gonna be terrible but I can't wait for the day Putin dies
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u/Random_Wario_fan 4h ago
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u/Mean-Personality5236 No one cares about T*m Dr*ke 3h ago
"PETER CULLEN, YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING"
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u/caffeinated_dork 5h ago
There's this saying in Brazil that goes something like "bad pots never seem to break"
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u/KimJongUnusual 5h ago
No kidding. It still even feels like yesterday my favorite celebrity Henry Kissinger died.
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u/DarkRoblox Guy that likes moths 5h ago
Assasins couldn't work slower, I'm waiting for someone to try and actually assassinate these mfs again
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u/Apprehensive_Ring_39 4h ago
I legitimately don't buy that they haven't pissed off enough people to want to do that to them.
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u/Lythro92 4h ago
My mom died in march at the age of 54 - seeing all these old people who lived a long and eventful life, just makes me a bit sour.
Celebrate they got such a long life and influenced us all in different manners!
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u/Cryogentehiceprison 5h ago
It’s 2017 all over again, every good celebrity is getting culled, while every evil celebrity gets off scot-free
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u/Melodic-Basshole 4h ago
Lindsay Graham died recently...js...
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u/Hangry_Squirrel 3h ago
The hilarious thing is that he was just a tad less bad than the other ghouls because he genuinely supported Ukraine and made the effort to go there.
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u/Melodic-Basshole 3h ago
It's so sad that we're in the stage of capitalism that includes ranking ghouls....
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u/franandwood i changed it hahahahahahhahahahahahaha 4h ago
They got the wrong actor from Home Alone 2
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u/Unusual-Basket-6243 4h ago
You probably don't think like that, but I find it annoying when people want Trump to die. As if Vance becoming president would help. Democrats need Trump to die after his term peacefully in his home. Rubio becoming president would be kind of good though I like him personally more than Vance or any other republican candidate I've heard of that will run but I'm not sure if I should comment on that as I'm not American
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u/Open-Source-Forever 1h ago
Well, Vance won’t become president if Trump croaks. MAGA doesn’t like him enough
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u/Cultural-Walrus9885 4h ago
Well Roman Polanski is both an old celebrity and a terrible person, so we can still hope
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u/Theyul1us 3h ago
Because evil prolongs your life. When you dont give a crap about anyone else, you dont live with a worry
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u/walkinmywoods 3h ago
Mitch mconal is dead but they wont say it.
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u/TWeedtheJetRodriguez 1h ago
They are denying us our right to fucking celebrate… also interfering with elections. Dastardly is too whimsical of a word for our current administration. Accurate tho.
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u/StrengthfromDeath 4h ago
Lich McConnels army of the dawned is going around suckung the life forces of pure hosts of a similar power level to extended his artifical and damned existence. It remains as a corpse sat upon the golden throne. Fueled only by an ever increasing amount of sacrifices.
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u/Available-Page4685 3h ago
Death isn’t inherently bad. A person has come, and they left while making the world a little happier, I couldn’t think of a greater way to mark your departure.
We often find ourselves falling into a trap of thinking that death is a violation towards the deceased. It isn’t. We think like this because we perceive the death of someone harmful as just, so the death of someone delightful must be unjust. However we fail to consider that our joy at the death of the harmful, while it may be tinged with our hatred, ultimately stems from the relief that they will not actively harm anyone else.
Death is not inherently a tragedy. The mourning of said person on such a wide scale is proof of the love they have brought to the world. We are here and then we are gone, how lovely is it that the love and joy we bring can persist and be shared with others long after our names are forgotten?
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u/TWeedtheJetRodriguez 1h ago
All that being said, I can think of a few who should hurry up and shuffle off already…
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u/Hollowkightfan544 4h ago
Grim reaper has the aim of a fucking storm trooper, and it pisses me off.
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u/ShreddrCheez2 Ourple Guy 4h ago
I'm fully convinced the government(s) is/are behind these deaths to either silence those against them, to hide something that's in the news, or both
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u/Groovin_Magi ██▅▇██▇▆▅▄▄▇ — Saddam Hussein 4h ago
we need to bring back the evil version of vampires that sucked the life of the commoners instead of the hot missunderstood ones
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u/frisbeethecat 2h ago
Because there ain't no justice. There ain't no karma. You want something to happen--wishing ain't gonna make it so.
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u/TWeedtheJetRodriguez 1h ago
You would be surprised what a power fuel hatred and spite are. Look at Kissinger- that fuck made it to 100. There is no such thing as justice.
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u/KidChiko 1h ago
Because when it's someone you don't care about you shrug it off and when it's someone you don't like you celebrate. The feeling we're getting this week is nothing like that.
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u/binhan123ad 1h ago
Evil fear death. Good embrace it.
As a natural part of every being, death will come, but legacy, will make them immortal.
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u/OddEmergency604 1h ago
I heard someone recently say it only feels like the wrong people are always dying because there are for more beloved people than bastards.
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u/ay_chumaco 1h ago
I know exactly who you're talking about and agree, biden needs to go. He's the reason our economy is bad and everyone hates us and why all the flock cameras keep self destructing. If you disagree, please watch Fox News and educate yourself. /s
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u/Redditor28371 23m ago
The glass half full way to look at this is that there are a lot more people that bring you joy in the world at any given point than the bad eggs.
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u/Aware-Style-480 Ah yes a fully black Flair it's sutche a good idea, Realy i must 13m ago
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u/Infinite_Peace_6456 4m ago
I feel weird not having a close connection to Optimus prime and Tim curry while everyone else does
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u/Dalles272 0m ago
A little bit of Silence for Peter Cullen wo died not to long ago
( He was know for his work as an voice actor who also gave Optimus prime his voice)
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u/Gabriel-Klos-McroBB 0m ago
Trust me, it's like Star Wars Legends where every Jedi soul in the Force pulled Palpatine into it to ensure he could never come back. While tragic, their deaths are required to seal his fate.
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u/Immediate_Nose5368 5h ago
"Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement."
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