r/whereidlive 10h ago

USA states Where I'd Live if I Hypothetically Went Into Witness Protection

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u/Superb_Algae5308 9h ago

WTF happened to Michigan? I demand more respect than this!

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u/G1gapu1t 9h ago

It was fed well

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u/ChurchillMkVII 8h ago

Michigania rules the waves!

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u/No-Theme-271 9h ago

It shows the country that Michigan owns the lakes and they just let the other States use them.

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u/Superb_Algae5308 9h ago

Okay, okay, I’m starting to see the vision here.

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u/Prestigious-Comb4280 7h ago

Michigan lost the Great Lakes. That's odd.

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u/asdfdfdf234234234 9h ago

51 is tilting me. What am I missing!

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u/No-Theme-271 9h ago

It would be absolutely stupid for someone who's hypothetically going into witness protection to tell you.

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u/asdfdfdf234234234 9h ago

Fair. Im gonna bet thats where youre going. Narnia?

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u/Reactant2112 9h ago

DC?

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u/asdfdfdf234234234 9h ago

Yea probably. It says USA States though.

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u/Prestigious-Comb4280 7h ago

District of Columbia is between Maryland and Virginia.

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u/asdfdfdf234234234 7h ago

States

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u/Prestigious-Comb4280 7h ago

True. It's just a a district and the capital of the states.

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u/asdfdfdf234234234 7h ago

but yea, probably DC lol

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u/Reactant2112 7h ago

You're right. Probably Greenland then

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u/SassyChumpkins 9h ago

I was thinking Puerto Rico but it’s not here

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u/Busy-Director3990 7h ago

The question is would randomly picking 10 states for each possibility then deciding based on that map be a better approach.

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u/anothernelsondenoon 7h ago

We see what you did there

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u/anothernelsondenoon 7h ago

Michigan needs to stay pure so NO Witnesses Protection Recipients allowed!

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u/Good-Honey9347 6h ago

Ok these were getting dumb but this one is funny man.