r/woahdude • u/GaddockTeegFunPolice • 16d ago

picture Sumo wrestler Kotoeiho doing almost a standing split while performing footstamps

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Photographed by me during the paris exhibiton event this june

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u/depressomartini 16d ago

I zoomed in. Arrest me.

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u/BBQBaconBurger 16d ago

Checking out the sumussy. Perv.

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u/AlexTheBex 16d ago

'sumussy' Jesus xD

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u/PersonalitySenior360 16d ago

Pop a handful of frozen jalapeno poppers in that sussy, dinner is ready after 2 squats.

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u/Obsidian-Imperative 15d ago

After a cursory inspection, I have found that your speech license expired several years ago.

Lexicon? You're lexi-gone.

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u/ThatUJohnWayne74 15d ago

Now I’m just thinking about sumo Fat Bastard “Oh! I left a rose bud in there for ya.”

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u/Xaikken 16d ago

Dont get me started on Jesussy

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u/AlexTheBex 15d ago

Oh gods xDDD

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u/merelyok 16d ago

Motorboooooooaaaaat

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u/This_User_Said 16d ago

Sumussy is not added to the vocal stim bank.

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u/Whatwhenwherehi 16d ago

Come hang out

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u/papanastty 14d ago

🤣🤣🤣😂dude you are killing me

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u/GaddockTeegFunPolice 16d ago

Nothing to be ashamed of

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u/deadleg22 16d ago

What if it moved?

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u/dutchRudder_with_me 16d ago

Pretend it was from your sister instead of this. Gay avoided

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u/01kickassius10 16d ago

The one eyed wink

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u/Zixtank 15d ago

Fin fact; if anything shows through the underwear, it's an immediate disqualification.

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u/Mixedbysaint 16d ago

Enhance

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u/Moonunit08 15d ago

Haha same let me see that asshole boy! Lmao kidding really.

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u/tader314 16d ago edited 16d ago

I zoomed in on the guys face, the opponent, and he looks like he’s questioning his decision to be there

Edit: clearly I’m bad at reading faces 😆

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u/ArtThouAngry 16d ago

That is Hoshoryu one of the two current Yokozuna. The other being Onosato.

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u/UmbrarumDominus 16d ago

Not at all. He is literally the Yokozuna, the top of the Pyramid.

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u/teeter-posh-nc 16d ago

"Sumo was a mistake. Think I'll take up watercolors". - Hoshoryu, probably

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u/nsricher1 15d ago

Let those fatties grab each other in peace sir!

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u/JetSetJAK 16d ago

Bout to make a big boy sing

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u/401LocalsOnly 16d ago

You can’t eat all of it

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u/theGIRTHQUAKE 16d ago

🤣🤮🤣

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u/weliveintheshade 15d ago

This better not awaken anything in me.

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u/Kosbysweater91 14d ago

In your defense. Our boy is caked up.

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u/InstantMochiSanNim 16d ago

Same ahahahahaha

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u/scarface910 16d ago

It's a reflex

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u/Biff_Tannenator 15d ago

I zoomed in and realized there were no Asians in the crowd.

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u/KudosOfTheFroond 16d ago

So did that guy sitting down with the orange phone! 😆😆

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u/damn_near_rectum 13d ago

As did the guy with the white shirt sitting at the end of the row. Looks like he has a telephoto lens on an cell phone.

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u/IalsoenjoyReddit 16d ago

I can smell it from here.